From Kubica:
>> The habit of the people to cardboard RPGs and anime written in a wicked language without signs of intersection.
>> A good book is simply not able to accept - it lacks a window with the number of ammunition, hit points and exhibition in the corner of the page.
> This is a good idea for e-readers. "You have assembled five pages. Level-up and plus one to literacy".

I am a girl! I want to meet you)
Everything is written in my questionnaire.)
I want to see your city in the coming days and find a friend for these days =)

No, I have a wedding on Saturday, I won’t be able to do it in the next few days.

Q: Do you add chips to your friends?

WOW: for the same reason.
This is work mail!

Q: Maybe you are interested in the equipment?

A familiar story said:
Before the story: he drowned his phone, he wanted to take it to repair and therefore always carried it with him in his backpack. And to be connected, I bought myself exactly the same.
He returned home from work, crossing the road, and there the street is so dark, narrow, a great place for a hop-stop.
Well, of course, two bodies are submerged to him, in each of them a shoe, all as it should be!
Well, according to the standard scheme "there is a phone with a camera and a bluetooth to call!?!? to
And a friend says a day worked out tired was, suddenly remembers the drowned phone, says, "Oh, how did you go, yes!" and climbs into the wallet. And the roses of these happy are immediately becoming!
Well, he gets the phone, squeezes and swirls it across the road!
The phone falls on the sidewalk and flies into a bunch of pieces that fly in different directions! And while the phone was flying and getting closer to the ground, in the eyes of these two guys was a picture of great disappointment and despair, straight as if the ring of omnipotence fell into the fire lava)))
Well, while they wandered and wandered, he gently stood between them and calmly arrived at home!

...I remember the case as I had a very old grandfather, once watched a TV advertisement with pads and says:
"What a good thing" We sat down and laughed inappropriately. And he continued:

"And in the shoes in the spring, and shudder out."
and :)

Romka: In friendship, butterflies in the stomach by mistake
And then they flee, of course.
Romka: And ask to remain friends, purely out of solidarity
Tyomich: They are not butterflies. Tia is flying. The last drops of sincerity, kindness and hope.
I was so relieved before you arrived.

News on the first: the primacy calculated that from the beginning of the 13th year from the state budget stumbled 13 billion. The villages thought so, no need to go far.

I listened to the conversation today. I go from the subway to the house in a hurry, but I still manage to catch two girls... One is definitely a girl, and the other is more like a fat ball. They are actively discussing something, well, I warm my ears. The conversation was like this:
D (girl No.1): No, and I’m here to do that?
Shar, she’s the girl number two: “Yes, no, just ask Max.
Q: Ask yourself what you can’t do yourself? I think it was he, he was in the woods and could calmly.
Q: Yes, I have already asked...
D: With unfailing interest. – Well what?
Sh: Yes, I said you kissed me, but someone else fucked you.

Aunt Crossword is out.

Question "The Relationship Between Winnie Pooh and Five". Six letters.

Confidently writes: "The King"

The child rehearses Halloween mysteries:
"In the underground lives, at night people are frightened..." - Rabbit?
Yes, of course a rabbit.
___
So, along with “because” and “because” the Universe gives us another answer to all possible questions!

Comments on Japanese cuisine:
And I like our sushi, not Japanese ones.
There is no cheese there. What is sushi without cheese?

by Dalnoboi:

I seriously think of making an MP3 recording of how the children clean up the room.
It is clear that screams, whispers, whispers, but the masterpieces also jump through:

and Rome! There is your socks under the couch. Fowowu, he seems to be dead!
Oh my shoe, my shoe!! Why are you pitting him with a venom??? No respect for the dead!!! to

The fucking!! I told you to remove the extender from under the table!
I cleaned him! Under the table!

Aaaah aaaah! I went to Lego!! Fuck you!!! to
That is what you need!! Feel like a daddy!

The Romance!! Have you filled the bed?
Yes, you don’t see, even the couch is folded!! to
Where is the clothes?? to
I left him on the second floor so I couldn’t see him.

“Rome, will you finally get rid of it, or are you preparing for the flight with your wreath?

I think that when there are more than two children, I’m already upset how many of them are.

Yesterday the refresher in the toilet ended. I decided to spray with a deodorant. Suddenly it turned out that it was a shave foam... at the same time and washed everything...

How - can an iPhone be disassembled? Do you have wins in it??? It always seemed to me that he was monolithically made of pure good.

Ashton Katcher now works at Lenovo.
The most popular comment: They still think he’s Steve Jobs...

He called a taxi, confused one number in the room, did not call, called another number, arrived.
Later, I was called back from the first number.
Have you called?
Yes, I wanted to call the car, no longer need to thank arrived.
Where did you call?
Taxi
This is a morge.

How tired of the rain.
Alexander: Do not worry! We live in Peter. Tired of this? There will soon be another!
There are 365 varieties of rain in Peter alone. =) is

I add :
In the new passports is proposed to place the text of the state anthem of the Russian Federation, graphic images of events from the history of Russia, the Russian Empire, the USSR and modern Russia or cities at each turn, as well as statements and images of famous citizens about Russia and our people. It is also proposed to set the contours of Kiev Russia, the Russian Empire within the borders of 1913, the USSR within the borders of 1963 and Russia within the borders of 2013.

<51ddy>
I need more scannword and anecdotes on the last page.

It is easier to paste a picture into a history textbook.

I have defended my dissertation and work as a lecturer. Please help!!! to

My wife went to Tejo. I must come on Sunday.
On Saturday, I call a friend to come to me.
Come in, I’m from the threshold, clean:
" The Wife My wife bleached. Get fast on the table! We’re here to eat vodka!"
This is shit! A woman comes out of the kitchen. Others like the wind.
He arrived earlier. I said, let’s go to the carpenter, code.

We have a shop of building materials, called-"TYAP-LAP" ))

My colleague told me this morning:
I came home a little dated. The wife says:
In the kitchen, if you want to harness, swing it yourself.
I think why to squeeze, went to the kitchen, took a kefir, sat down, put a catlet on the bread...I look, and the refrigerator is not covered, well, in one hand a catlet with bread, and the second I stretch to close the refrigerator, I stretch such and here from under my ass crawls the table, I fall with my ass on the floor, from the table pops out a kind of cocktail, catches my butter and gets away...I sit like a classmate and shout my wife from the room.
- I forgot to say, Charlie's mother (French bulldog) left for the weekend... she went somewhere.