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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №89347
 06.11.2013
All girls sleep with boys, and I sleep with a soft toy.
Buy a toy and sleep with it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89346
 06.11.2013
111: So what is the calculation?
222: In short, it was necessary to make a report there, one in three.
111: And somebody has never done the same thing?
222 is worse. Our group consisted of a botanist, me (Hui Pinai, but I can do something about almost every question) and a pregnant girl. This is COMBO! 11 Prepod report did not even open)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89345
 06.11.2013
Yesterday we went together with my daughter to the exhibition "Brother Rabbit": small in wild enthusiasm, rabbits almost all smoothed and fed (another couple of rabbit pleasures bought - such blinded grains on the sticks). Docha me: "They are so funny, so soft and puffy!" I am so quietly, the people around me did not hear: "And delicious!" She said to me: "And we are here to try them? We fed them, and in short, the shop used to go to the pizzeria.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89344
 06.11.2013
This girl
The batteries are warm.
The old man on my coat.
The weather is fading,
Otherwise I cannot
The sun will only rise for a moment.
It does not heat, but it melts.
I have a hat with clothes.
Even covering the mouth.
I have socks with lifts.
A shirt under a shirt.
It is hard for me to count on love.
But I believe in a special farth...
___________________________________

I’ve been looking for you, dear, for so long.
The pants are sitting.
The Internet is huge, unspoiled.
Hundreds of thousands of questionnaires.
Something always lacked me.
You know what this is,
People in modern society
I don’t accept the cat.
Especially if those
Everyone goes on a hat.
So let us break their patterns,
Let the pragmatists die of jealousy.
Let life start beautifully.
Everything will go well with us.
Six months of winter in Russia.
This is our winter opportunity!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №89343
 06.11.2013
The child is sick, turns on his laptop, it loads, the son sneezes right on the computer and here avast joyfully issues "virus database successfully updated"

[ + 15 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89342
 06.11.2013
Please give it to you.Baghdad

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89341
 06.11.2013
The real threat
Our food base is served by a computer firm under the 1C accounting program.
Recently a man called the accountant and said:
Get out of the base, I will configure you.
They got out of the base, they got out.
The director calls us and asks:
Have they all gone out?
It turns out, the accountancy in full composition actually left the territory of the base, on the street stood...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №89340
 06.11.2013
In Russia, finance is done by those who keep money abroad, and education is done by those whose children study abroad.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №89339
 06.11.2013
XXX is free! Tell me how you went with Katie? Was she there yesterday?
WOW was. It was bad, he didn’t talk to me.
HHH: What is it?
ууу: Tell me how I should have reacted to the phrase I said to her while washing dishes "Bring a rubber from the bathroom, I will dry out"
I would have agreed in your place.)
WOW: So I agreed, only said to her, say no rubber, I was in the shower.
You are beautiful, so how? Why doesn’t it talk?
WOW: How could I know what she meant "Bring VANTUS out of the bathroom, I will clean the roof!!!!and "

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89338
 06.11.2013
xxx> yyyyy, the neighbor's department director enters the office, and Misha-programmer just came to me. It tells us both – well, all, guys. I flew to freeze in HMAO for two weeks, to the object. What to bring? Well, Andrew, I understand, but you...
I am of skin! The big! A real shaman!
Misha, bring it to me. I am big too! Very needed too! I only have a small one!

The other unit passes by, looks into the office and says sadly - And to me... bring a little flower...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89337
 06.11.2013
The beginning of November - the school holidays, so in the TOP most of the stories about "trash"...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89336
 06.11.2013
Anton [NCT-dev]: fuck, you bought me some strange cowards
Anton [NCT-dev]: some are gay
Anton [NCT-dev]: behind shorter than in front, fucking some
Maxim [NCT-dev]: em, Toha, you understand that in vain you wrote this in the general chat?)))
Anton [NCT-dev]: I have to do it!! to
alexey_kuzn [NCT-dev]: Do you have to discuss this case on the planner in the smoking room, what do you think about it, colleagues?)
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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89335
 06.11.2013
I got a call from Renault today. The social question. The first question: "Who was the initiative to buy Renault" - "Women" - "Thank you, we have no more questions".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89334
 06.11.2013
A police officer accidentally shot the offender’s leg.
The policeman tried to catch him and fired a warning shot in the air, but then stumbled and accidentally shot again, hitting the runner in the leg.
There is still dust.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89333
 06.11.2013
The Office. The toilet. Two cabins. Hit one pen, then the other. The Voice Outside the Door:"Jackpot!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №89332
 06.11.2013
and wiki:
The defence against numerous enemies (man, predatory mammals and birds) makes them extremely cautious and hidden; nevertheless, after being sure of their safety, rabbits sometimes become extremely daring.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №89331
 06.11.2013
As a child, my father told me how landers, overcoming a strip of obstacles, get into the windows, crossing through walls, rocks with water, stripes of clutch wire and climb and pass through the pipes.

I didn’t know there were large diameter tubes. The pipe, for me, was then no bigger than the one in which the cranes were wrapped in the kitchen and in the bathroom.

I have long, sincerely, admired the flexibility of our landers.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89330
 06.11.2013
by Anna Protso
Eugene: PROTSO, AMIRAS, SATO AND D'RANYATAR!
Anna is simple)
Rickard was more!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №89329
 06.11.2013
Kthulhuist: I heard the characteristic sounds of a whispering bed from above, for several hours, every day. I could not imagine the pharmacology with which such feats were possible. It turned out to be a screwed chair - a stitch. My complex has begun to develop.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №89328
 06.11.2013
“Robots in Japan walk, dance, play musical instruments... but when there is an accident at a nuclear plant or a flood, the robots can’t be seen.

They walk, dance, play musical instruments at this time.

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