from Khabr, post about the mail, the first comment on a very “trustworthy” copy of the horse (we can clearly distinguish the member), followed by comments on the same topic:

What if children suddenly see a horse alive, even to imagine is scary.

Mizulina, move on to it!

DUSTER18999: go *** with your Jesus we Orthodox understood?

From the online chat game:

Are you really a puppy?
Patty: Well and what?
Romanoff: God, are you gathering on your shabashes, shaking your paths?
Emily, I can say that, but what?
We don’t like people like you in the city.
In the city, people like you are being shot.

to this:
The delivery of the project to the customer goes through the same six stages - denial, anger, understanding, depression, acceptance.

And the sixth?

The client asks that too!

Six is humility. and :-)

In Moscow, ritual killing of animals was prohibited.
MMM, what are you arguing about?
Not a comilon.

Announcement by Slando
A hat is sold.
For a real guy, hello from the 90s... this chapon will raise your authority in the area, increase self-confidence, teach the right twins and helmets, speed up the time of clicking on the seams, and in general the thing fire.

Plants in natural selection accumulated juices, causing burning in the mouth, tears from the eyes, sharp smells, all, only animals realize that they cannot be eaten, the side will come out, and then the man appeared, called it spices and spices and actively eats contrary to millennia of work of nature.

Yes, but people are actively cultivating these spices. They are not threatened with extinction. The goal of natural selection has been achieved! )

Do you have a vacuum cleaner or a magneto?? to
The multivarka.

I wake up in the deep night from the harassment of my faithful. It looked like a clear attack on an absolutely helpless person! In the morning, I asked him, what was the act of violence? What I get the answer...
I woke up and wanted to ask something.
O_O

For those who want to enjoy the movie, I recommend:
- Start with a sober head because the bond is quite serious.
- Furthermore, to be with the director you need to be equal at least a cognac, and drink, for example, every time you see a white horse.
This movie will be perfect for you.

The idea to install an advertising board on the highway with the slogan Megaphone "Speed Heals" came to the mind of a clearly very gifted character.

A cat has a bunch of toys; there is even a potty plastic egg with a bowl inside...But a non-plastic bowl from a coffee bowl or a plastic bottle is more sweet...

Sometimes our families break up.
Can we give benefits to mothers?
Hm... isn’t that?
Or a mortgage loan without interest, so that they can live?
not badly. But not that either.
- and let's increase maternity capital and benefits for newborns?? to
I think there should be a simpler solution...
A thousand dollars for a divorce.
From the nose!
Fuck to fuck!

30,000 is worth divorcing from the New Year)

Comments to the distribution of the art movie on the router (on the cover of two girls in a reservoir):
Putting on the cover of two lesbians is prohibited.
Ohhhhhhhhhh! At the Mizulin torrent!

I was at my son’s school meeting today (4th grade). I sat down with the father of my friend Ilushi. Half Assembly class leader to us for the behavior of our children, in general, and for the fact that they are bullshit with rubber, in particular. A respected teacher ticked me a pharmacy rubber in the nose (her hands smell disgusting...), and then left it on the table. My neighbor on the party (a solid man of 45) took the rubber in his hands and began to stretch, I decided to take it away for some reason... We shot shortly with this "stitch" (inadvertently) right into the neck of "classy". But it was still half the trouble, then my neighbor grabbed me by the hand, and with a shout, "Walim!"... pulled me out of the classroom into the hallway. A few seconds later, a roaring roar came out of the class. He returned home earlier. My son goes to school tomorrow.

by Metro
Family comes in, Daddy has a little daughter in his arms, 2 years old can
It was okay here too.
This is how he speaks through tears.
I’m happy with all of you... wow, I’m happy with all of you.
My father was roaring, and the whole car too.

and Fenya:
What do you know about bricks?
and Fenya:
This is when a herd of bulls is carried on you, like in a western, and you stand paralyzed on the road in the middle of the field, the dog clamps to your chest and you see everything as if from the side in a slow shooting.
Fenya: And like the housing problem has finally been solved - concrete blocks are enough for the multi-storey
by Klariss@:
Fenka, you’re not a chronicler, you’re telling how your grandmother was visiting in the village, Nuwa?? to
and Fenya:
And all that! Last year, the female drove and walked the dog on the same road. every day. At the same time, the calf fed that bread with apples.
and Fenya:
In short, the dog they recognized, and hurried to her!1 Growing children
by Klariss@:
Did you eat apples?
and Fenya:
Go to Fuck.

This, this...

How not to get in the phone.
When you are an operator
Taxi is requested.
Send the car from Picasso
The nearest hospital? and :)

Oh, especially I was funny when during the ride at a young girl from under the helmet the hair grown to the ass came out, and when they were wrapped on the axis and scalped 80% of the skull of this girl itself, I was so much less fainting from laughter did not fall.... fuck funny!!!!!! You should go to the doctor with this.

Now the epic file was... I sit, I mean, I am alone in the middle of the forest in a bucket, a dish. In the tablet, the Finnish horror is said, in the phone, the agent is open and the browser - I read the news with one eye, the lamp of daylight on the ceiling blows... Suddenly the light (including street lights) is extinguished and the tablet is extinguished, only from the phone light. And from the back of the device there is some afterlife whisper. I, of course, degenerated a ton of bricks, but still, lighting up the phone and armed with a bush, I quietly go to check that for an unknown demon decided to visit my monastery... it turned out to be a traffic jamming - so I turned off the light, and the charging tablet was not turned on - and I fell asleep. And a mysterious whisper turned out to be an ancient radio, from ancient times rolling in the box, where I put a replacement shoe. See, when I changed clothes today, accidentally turned on the radio, and for the general noise he was not heard... but the seeds in my beard still added)))

This is:
Third day of flight. Without breaking away from the steering wheel, I write a text message to the girl - I'm bored, the car shakes, the letters on the sensor get labor, in general, it turns out to be a lie, for which the phone offers a replacement - "sex".on the move, he is in the topic)

And then melt on YouTube a bunch of clips, as the fur in the folds spread the opposing cars! The idiot...