The chief sanitary doctor of Russia, Gennady Onishchenko, has banned the importation into the territory of the Russian Federation of another dangerous Ukrainian product - Ukrainian boxers.

The Air and Space Defense Forces will not fight with extraterrestrial civilizations – they are not yet ready for this, Sergey Bereznyh, an assistant chief of the Titov Main Space Test Center, told reporters on Wednesday.and c)

and Sassy.

I don’t know how you do, but from 1 October for 2500 you can go by public transport once.
With respect, Minsk

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How to revive the flash?! to
yyy: you are subscribing to "young necromant".

Are you tired of society?There’s nowhere to be alone and think?Or maybe you want to update your vocabulary?

Yippityu :

This is:
"danSamara: I knew one man who helped me enter the university. He had a lot of acquaintances among the rectors, took expensive, but if suddenly someone from his protector to the university did not go - returned all the money without problems. As it turned out subsequently, he had no acquaintances and in memory, the calculation was that any of the applicants would do without any help, which actually happened often. Well, in the case of Fail also no special claims - the money was returned."

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It is a shame to publish stories from literature for your jokes. Fu is like that.
This is from the novel of Mikhail Ancharov, "Notes of a Wandering Enthusiast", a story about the entrepreneurial husband of Kristallovna.

The Hult! This Anchor wrote off an ancient like a fucking mammoth scheme from the people, fucking!!! 100 years of lunch!!! to

After a book on discrete mathematics, he discovered the Gospel of John.
I found contradictions in the first two statements.

Installed accidentally some nonsense from mail.ru, used to remove - gives me a dialog box: "Do you really want to remove the Internet?". I was thinking...

日本古来の知恵 - ancient Japanese wisdom.

Not yet very quickly becomes too late.

xxx: about the age difference - my girlfriend at the resort met a guy from Serbia. She is 36, and he is only 29.
Serbian and young!

At the driving courses after the first lecture in medicine, two girls approached the doctor.
D1: You know, I have a problem like this... In short, I’m stuck in the car.
A lot of passengers are stumbling!
D1: No, he is driving me!
Doctor: Oh, maybe you shouldn’t get the right?

D2: Sometimes I turn off.
Doctor: O O O O O How do you turn off? Are you losing consciousness?
D2: No, I am conscious, but the body does not listen, literally for a moment, nothing terrible!

P.S Everyone has the right :(

1) I have a friend. Everything is called style. Well, Styles and Styles, we are all used to it.
Just calling her a girlfriend was not a very good idea.
2) I have a friend named Mouse, such a roastman with draads and a beard. It’s hard to guess how the girl was called.

Immediately recall the old observation that if a girl is called a Mouse, sooner or later to her guy will be attached to the name of Wuglyskre.

"I am looking for one, the only one!"
I don’t think there will be a second such fool.

In the morning, I did not sleep. I wash my foam, take my toothbrush and try to remember how I shaved it before.

HH: How are you? How to work?
YYY: As usual, what about you?
HH: Yes, nothing out of a number of outgoing.
Yyy: This is such an ordinary fresh life we lived with you without alcohol.

I cleaned my apartment yesterday. It turned out that the cute puffy that stood next to the bed and where I put the note was half a bag of cement.

Do you know how to make a zombie apocalypse?
......
We need to publish cartoons of Muhammad in all printed publications at the same time :)

A friend took 1,000 rubles from you, returned 500 and then tells everyone how he favored you. What will you do? Fill the mouth! It is right. But why does the leadership of Russia continue to vote in such a case?

From the discussion of the Galaxy Note III Dual on 4PDA:
SSN1982: Pushing up poverty
Pray, it will stop