I work as a storage worker in a store.
A guard is sitting, guessing the scanword and asking me, “Are you playing in math?”
I say, “What is the question?”
“The simplest, multiplying by division.”
The curtain.

Life is unfairly arranged: close people are far away... distant people are close... and near people are close and close.

to this:
There are two problems in Russia. One because of the other.
The attention!
The asphalt only cooled for a few hours. Strength takes 24 hours.
YOU, the wise fools, are riding around the fence and riding on fresh asphalt. You complain, you complain to yourself. The idiots.

Idiots themselves put a peak once an hour in the lawn/snow, and even 1m2 a day.

The real case in the dining room:
What happened to the coffee machine? I asked.
was broken.
How is it?
In the instructions it was written that you should not drink coffee. But we fell asleep, and she broke.

Gazprom has its own private army.
and oh! What is needed to establish a private army?
The Zikurats.

Interview with IT.
Do you know the Pythagorean Theorem?
and yes!
and formulate.
The sum of the lengths of the sides in a triangle is equal to its area.

Comments on Rambler
Where is the Olympics?
She drowned

Do not let you die as a fool, explain:

On the fourth day, I am not quite healthy, unconsciously falling in bed, sleeping. Mom calls, carefully asks if I need something in the store... I don’t know if it was the fault of the telephone, my answer, which she may not have heard, or some heavenly forces, but home she proudly brought me a bite of berry branches... and only modestly asked why you?

What did the author ask? Or is it not important?

Once a database was checked, the address of a person was found:
Krasnodar region, Chelyabinsk region, Tyumen
% of

With VIO:

Q: Why is it annoying for many people to get a hieroglyphic tattoo? What is so bad?? to
A: Why is it annoying? and fun. I just saw yesterday on the beach a girl with a “fat cow” on her back in Mandarin (Northern Chinese)

Damn, yesterday decided to walk under the rain, to think about the eternal, now forgiven (Who said there that the rain is cool?
222: The rain is cool.
222, because of you I have forgiven.
333: 111, casual sex without contraception is cool. and luck.

From the point of view of the firefighter, oxygen is an inert gas. Probably in the sense that it does not burn itself.

>>>>>>>>

But in fluoride oxygen burns well.
Go burn oxygen in the fluoride!

(Furnished with mercury and uranium debris)

Today I discovered on the iPhone the ability to speak the written text with the voice.
He received a message for the three-year-old son: "Take away the toys" - only the voice said it, the son immediately ran away, "Sit down three times," "Bring water to the father" - without delay was done by a little slave.
He felt a real power, having the Control Panel of the Child.

Sleeping wife eats breakfast in bed. Gives the dog a piece of cheese and points it to the floor, strictly speaking, while "p#duh!"
The dog sits down with cheese on the floor, the wife thoughtfully: "I seem to be teaching the dog some wrong commands."

This is:
Here is you! Helicopters are the souls of dead tanks.

Funny as if it is not a disease. You need to be treated, baby.
and----
Excessive boredom is not a disease. A very alarming bell. Students are a future psychiatrist.

Tretjak: I personally know at least a few "people" who were conceived explicitly in the process of anal

News about the fact that in Gomel, the parishioners of the Spaso-Presbyterian temple provided free Wi-Fi. Commentary on Twitter

@JustFray
About wi-fi in the Belarusian church: In the church appeared an invisible force that really works.

Comrade the Captain,
Did you know that the claim that titanium is chemically neutral (which is controversial in itself) has nothing to do with the claim that neither dirt, nor rust, nor paint can stick to it?

Adhesion is a completely physical matter that is not related to chemical inertia. Does it have a chemical reaction with your clothes? Is it turning her into a sweater?

I want to find a man of my place.
A logopedist?

For two months I constantly receive SMS and even paper emails from the bank, where it is that I have been approved for a loan
I needed money, went to the bank - no loan was given.