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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87487
 26.09.2013
I work as a storage worker in a store.
A guard is sitting, guessing the scanword and asking me, “Are you playing in math?”
I say, “What is the question?”
“The simplest, multiplying by division.”
The curtain.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №87486
 26.09.2013
Life is unfairly arranged: close people are far away... distant people are close... and near people are close and close.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №87485
 26.09.2013
to this:
There are two problems in Russia. One because of the other.
The attention!
The asphalt only cooled for a few hours. Strength takes 24 hours.
YOU, the wise fools, are riding around the fence and riding on fresh asphalt. You complain, you complain to yourself. The idiots.

Idiots themselves put a peak once an hour in the lawn/snow, and even 1m2 a day.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №87484
 26.09.2013
The real case in the dining room:
What happened to the coffee machine? I asked.
was broken.
How is it?
In the instructions it was written that you should not drink coffee. But we fell asleep, and she broke.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87483
 26.09.2013
Gazprom has its own private army.
and oh! What is needed to establish a private army?
The Zikurats.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №87482
 26.09.2013
Interview with IT.
Do you know the Pythagorean Theorem?
and yes!
and formulate.
The sum of the lengths of the sides in a triangle is equal to its area.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87481
 26.09.2013
Comments on Rambler
Where is the Olympics?
She drowned

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87480
 26.09.2013
Do not let you die as a fool, explain:

On the fourth day, I am not quite healthy, unconsciously falling in bed, sleeping. Mom calls, carefully asks if I need something in the store... I don’t know if it was the fault of the telephone, my answer, which she may not have heard, or some heavenly forces, but home she proudly brought me a bite of berry branches... and only modestly asked why you?

What did the author ask? Or is it not important?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №87479
 26.09.2013
Once a database was checked, the address of a person was found:
Krasnodar region, Chelyabinsk region, Tyumen
% of

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №87478
 26.09.2013
With VIO:

Q: Why is it annoying for many people to get a hieroglyphic tattoo? What is so bad?? to
A: Why is it annoying? and fun. I just saw yesterday on the beach a girl with a “fat cow” on her back in Mandarin (Northern Chinese)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №87477
 26.09.2013
Damn, yesterday decided to walk under the rain, to think about the eternal, now forgiven (Who said there that the rain is cool?
222: The rain is cool.
222, because of you I have forgiven.
333: 111, casual sex without contraception is cool. and luck.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87476
 26.09.2013
From the point of view of the firefighter, oxygen is an inert gas. Probably in the sense that it does not burn itself.

>>>>>>>>

But in fluoride oxygen burns well.
Go burn oxygen in the fluoride!

(Furnished with mercury and uranium debris)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №87475
 26.09.2013
Today I discovered on the iPhone the ability to speak the written text with the voice.
He received a message for the three-year-old son: "Take away the toys" - only the voice said it, the son immediately ran away, "Sit down three times," "Bring water to the father" - without delay was done by a little slave.
He felt a real power, having the Control Panel of the Child.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87474
 25.09.2013
Sleeping wife eats breakfast in bed. Gives the dog a piece of cheese and points it to the floor, strictly speaking, while "p#duh!"
The dog sits down with cheese on the floor, the wife thoughtfully: "I seem to be teaching the dog some wrong commands."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87473
 25.09.2013
This is:
Here is you! Helicopters are the souls of dead tanks.

Funny as if it is not a disease. You need to be treated, baby.
and----
Excessive boredom is not a disease. A very alarming bell. Students are a future psychiatrist.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87472
 25.09.2013
Tretjak: I personally know at least a few "people" who were conceived explicitly in the process of anal

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87471
 25.09.2013
News about the fact that in Gomel, the parishioners of the Spaso-Presbyterian temple provided free Wi-Fi. Commentary on Twitter

@JustFray
About wi-fi in the Belarusian church: In the church appeared an invisible force that really works.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87470
 25.09.2013
Comrade the Captain,
Did you know that the claim that titanium is chemically neutral (which is controversial in itself) has nothing to do with the claim that neither dirt, nor rust, nor paint can stick to it?

Adhesion is a completely physical matter that is not related to chemical inertia. Does it have a chemical reaction with your clothes? Is it turning her into a sweater?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87469
 25.09.2013
I want to find a man of my place.
A logopedist?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87468
 25.09.2013
For two months I constantly receive SMS and even paper emails from the bank, where it is that I have been approved for a loan
I needed money, went to the bank - no loan was given.

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