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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №88487
 18.10.2013
Comments under the video "How to cut onion":

Take a video of how to wash tomatoes!!! very much need! Eat hunting, and dirty eating is not used to. Pay attention to the pressure of water and the position of the tomato relative to the stream of water. Thanks in advance.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88486
 18.10.2013
A husband for an hour is a nail to bite (as the advertisement says). Should my wife wash her socks for an hour? Or something else? korol15 - 17.10.2013 13:10

An unfamiliar aunt will come and you will complain for an entire hour that the head hurts, the salary is small and everything is tired in general :)) Innovator - 17.10.2013 13:23

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88485
 18.10.2013
How does Amazon deliver packages? They call and agree at what time to deliver. Or how?
YYY: No, they are leaving at the door.
What goes into the box, goes into the box. The boxes are left at the door. At least in the places where I have been. As they do in large cities. As they do in Detroit, where everything is shattered, - hz
We have the entire country of Detroit

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88484
 18.10.2013
Personal correspondence about the Lord of the Rings
Listen, did you know that there are no blacks in the Lord of the Rings?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRace was not invented.
HH: And the people?
So are the white people!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №88483
 18.10.2013
It is an unforgettable feeling when you break through the email address of your narrowed, and he is registered on all gay portals 0_o

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88482
 18.10.2013
The monkey learns somewhere from 10 times.
All humans came from monkeys. And the elephant’s...


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №88481
 18.10.2013
I am in a clinic.Next to grandmother and granddaughter. The girl says something, the grandmother says:
Don’t bother, there are sick people, you bother them.
The girl is confused:
to cough?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88480
 18.10.2013
A new breed of dogs for Sisadmines - servernar.
The dog only responds to console commands with administrator rights.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88479
 18.10.2013
News on the tape.
The Prosecutor’s Office of the city of Kulebaki of Novgorod region filed a lawsuit against “Rostelecom” with the requirement to close access to the website “Wikipedia”

Google should be closed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88478
 18.10.2013
The slump:

xxx: dookie, with my tariff on mts is cheaper to chat in asske than to send one sms

_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

Even at the time of GPRS, it was cheaper to get on the phone than to get rid of it. Have you just noticed it now?

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88477
 18.10.2013
If our person borrows a large amount for a long period under theft interest, then the doctors told him that there is no hope for recovery.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88476
 18.10.2013
xxx: in the morning I cook lazy, and in the evening - it fell
You need a wedding.
Zzzz: and whoever goes for him, he doesn’t cook.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88475
 18.10.2013
Do not confuse the country with the country.

Don’t confuse a man with a gay, so understand?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88474
 18.10.2013
The methods of the authorities do not change.

In the Prague journal "Problems of Peace and Socialism" Laszlo Nad represented the Hungarian Socialist Workers' Party.
One day I looked at him for a moment because of some little thing, and he, being already thoroughly subdued, stopped me, literally holding my hand:
“Sit down with me, the cognac is good!
I stumbled, and he suddenly said:
Do you know what we, the people at the top of the parapharm, did at night during the 1956 uprising?
I don’t remember exactly who he was then, but he seems to be an assistant to some of the party leaders.
I replied that, of course, I do not know.
What do you think – what?
They probably caught the rebels. I answered just to get rid of him.
No is! Drink with me and I’ll tell you.
Of course he intrigued me. I had to sin – drink in working hours. Then he said:
At night we ran through the streets of Budapest and painted fascist signs on the walls!
– to?? to
Let the people believe in the fascist nature of the uprising!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88473
 18.10.2013
And in our community, a man-fighter as he entered the university: after graduating from the gymnasium, his uncle gave him a newspaper, say, choose a specialty and a universe, I will arrange. He long drove his saliva finger until he saw the section "Technical specialties". Having made uncomplicated analogues with "technical throws, defeats" and so on, he made a choice. He went to the Energy Institute. When I later looked into his eyes during the summit, I saw the reflection of all the gravity of Being.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88472
 18.10.2013
In 2014, the SPB budget for the social program “Tolerance” allocated 88 million rubles.
...
14 years / 88 million.

You know a lot about numerology :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88471
 17.10.2013
Commentary in VK to the picture about training the legs in the gym...
After training, I went up to the 5th floor of my house. So the 83 year old neighbor spoke to me - move, let me pass

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88470
 17.10.2013
Today comes out Ubuntu 13.10 - Salamanca
April 14: The Tiger
The remaining letters are U, V, W (wolf, probably), X, Y, Z (maybe zebra).
So I have questions:
What are the animals with the letters U, V, X, Y?
What canonical ends first – grass or alphabet?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88469
 17.10.2013
From the keyboard hub by Artemy Lebedev:
XHH: I honestly don’t understand (and I didn’t understand when they just announced it), what was the technical complexity of this keyboard.
WOW: It is very difficult to sell.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88468
 17.10.2013
XXX is:
Mmmmm, I’ll be sorry for you ?

YYY :
Start to regret.

XXX is :
I begin to pity you slowly and gently, I continue to sympathize with you lower and lower... my empathy grows... participation goes deeper and deeper into you, and compassion is poured out throughout the body...

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