X: The cat stitch brought me my dirty socks. What I wanted to say, I don’t understand.
W: It’s all right, she’s a girl: she’s screaming that she’s scattered her socks.

Question on mayl.ru: how to treat chicken ass? (The Wardrobe)
Answer: Chicken whisper

2014: A Russian carrier rocket crashed into an iceberg.

I'm in the car with a navigator, the background is playing an audio book. The dictator reads:
He approached me closer and clearly said:"... "Take the right!"

XXX is
What is your network architecture?
YYYY
"Fuck the shame"
XXX is
Coolly

Microsoft to buy Nokia mobile business for $7.2 billion
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We remember, we love, we suffer

Hello to Dim!
Hi, who are you?
You are what? I am Katya Eva.
And yes?? You have changed in the photo.
It’s not me, it’s my sister.
Why did you put her picture on your avatar?? to
Well I love her!
Clearly...
............
– Smoke, why did you change your avu for a glass of beer?

Andry :
You put me so down with this repair of the pen at all, that now I am ready for everything... I couldn’t, and you did it right away =) There were no more Barishna in the Russian villages!
by Katya:
In my student years, I used to hit the wall with a cover from a pot of bolts. I didn’t have a hammer, nails, or screwbacks.)
Andry :
These Russian women...
by Katya:
Even though I can guess at once that I didn’t have a brain and a man at the time either.

@ra0ued: By refraining from going to casinos, I’ll save about $15 billion. in the year.

This is what really pleases me in my old childhood years - so this is the insignificant number of paper photos that you took and picked the most silly, if your faces were required for posters in school)))) And you're a lava and a boomer...
Do you need a photo? Choose a few gigs for you, I’m hidden there.

to this:

Can God create a stone that cannot be destroyed?

In the original of this well-known paradox, it was not "to destroy", but "to raise". And the most interesting answer to him was given by one rabbi. "Maybe, and it has already been created. This stone is a man endowed with free will. And although all is in the power of God, even He cannot forcefully raise him up to Himself.

x: As a rabbit owner I declare, from 1 rabbit once every 2 months 5-8 rabbits.
Y: And the rabbit and the rabbit are twice as many!

XXX: I visited Hell’s branch here yesterday
XXX: Russian Post Office
XXX: In general, by post, you can send a nuclear bomb with a valuable shipment with a description that it contains diamonds.

XXX: For the worker not only did not see what I was sending, but also did not match the record with what was actually there. That is, I could write that there is a crown of the Russian Empire with a declared value of $$$, and then claim a crown or a bubble))

YYY: So this is a known vulnerability

XXX: Where are the baggers taken?

YYY: There is nowhere. This is the second known vulnerability.

How is? How can you trust a book that says on the first page:
" Congratulations to you! You bought Linux!"

Are you going to Stasi Mikhailov?
Only for execution...

Mom: Daddy just bought me a laptop in the store yesterday.and we almost left to the south.or to Turkey.the mood perle across the country.and today does not remember.sorry.

Even the finest smile will seem evil if its owner holds the gasoline in his hands.

The Funny:
XXX: The car is fine.
xxx: I knew a guy who was shading the balcony...



By the way, the idea is quite sensible. Maybe I don’t want neighbors from the surrounding balconies to see what I’m doing on the balcony. You create your small world inside a separate balcony, protecting it with toning (and other delights such as sound insulation) from the rest of the world. So the comparison is inappropriate.
P.S, fucking, I also want to tonic the balcony now)))

Happy guys are coming.
Flowers of Smiles and Bands
Probably not told them.
That it lasts ten years.

qwqww (14:21:36 2/09/2013)
You are smart, erudite and tp
Alpha (14:20:05 2/09/2013)
You are TP! - ~ ~ ~ ~