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My world has collapsed:
Another example:
(+∞/0) + ∞ = +∞ while (+∞/-0) +∞ = NaN

What is "NaN"
Oh I understood! Child food is like this.

xxx: That is, in your way, infinity divided by minus zero is child food?! to

The technician will understand you.

TV, First channel - News - Weather:
Since the beginning of the year in Moscow has fallen 680 millimeters of precipitation - almost 7 meters of rain.

When I decide, I will give my wife on March 8 not eyebrows with a diamond, but socks and shampoo.

I met with my family, my brother and sister. We went for a long walk, talked, and talked. I feel my leg starts to pull.
I say my leg is sick.
What was that injury?
I: No, I just have the left shorter than the right (it really is such a bag) here and I have to strain a little to sit on the right.
The sister with untrue horror in the eyes says: my legs always hurt, probably they are both shorter!!! to
I am still scratching.)

Switched channels, got on the show "I want to go to Viagra". I have not seen a show like this in one broadcast before!
And Meladze himself, on a journey, has specific problems with urination: he will want to suck, so he will not have time to take off the pants, as someone is sucking.

I visited a friend’s house. She has a cat of the Sphinx breed. After playing the image with the usual batic, the expression "Turn the bald" began to have a dual character!

by 4pda
max_shadov, - Son, my dad and I know you've installed iOS 7. It’s your choice, you’re an adult. You are our son anyway. My cosmetics in the closet.

Flo Rida - Whistle - Anyone ever thought about how terrible this song is? : & lt;

yyy: a guy asks a girlfriend to whistle in his whistle, what’s going on, maybe he’s a coach? Well, or a milician, then the stick will probably hold.

zzz: well, and the phrase "throw the stick" is a whisper about towns

EET: By the way, one of us bought a diesel Audi Q7, so he says that after refuelling on one gas station with diesel fuel, saw an inscription on the display of the car that biofuel was refuelled.

Such a dilemma - to go to the Big Theatre on the Swan Lake or buy a new phone?! and :)

In fact, Carlson was an ordinary boomer, who first raised children on sweets, and then, on the roof, put them on a braga.

> He owed me his questions! I have to write: this is confidential information, go to shit!
> is confidential. Write well, in contrast to him ?
> I eat cake with one hand!))
> what, loaded the task at once half of the brain that is responsible for spelling?))

Houses and walls help and corners nurture.

Moscow, Politizdat, 1990

My grown-up son was in a stupor for five minutes when he stumbled upon a book in my library entitled “Roy of Bears. They surrounded Stalin.”

Rabinovich on his birthday with his friend Shlemenson:
Do you wish that, Dodik, so that you will not be jealous later?

Huber, as usual, is a jod. and :)

XX: You can’t just take and tie with tanks
You can, when your girlfriend says, “I or the dancers – choose!”
CC: Ah, as I understand you, I have the same problem with paintball.
AA: Paintball tells you, “I or the dancers, choose?”

Mad: I’ll probably, when I die, get out of the grave at 6:30 p.m., take a shower and go to work.

Habr, from the discussion of the news "Roskomnadzor included Facebook in the register of banned sites":

The crazy are only noticed if they are bully. So we wish Roskomnadzor more bullying and prompt hospitalization.

For some reason, the products of the USSR/RF are compared very selectively. With Japanese magnetophones, German cars, American oscillographs. Let’s compare with German missiles, Japanese planes, American televisions.

Usually in the family, the one who knows how to earn and the one who knows how to spend are completely different people.