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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85027
 01.08.2013
I sit and eat breakfast. From the street, a man’s voice is heard: "Gala! Galia go here! Galia to me. Go to Fu! Go to me!" Strange name for a dog. I look out the window, and there the father is trying to pull away from the pit the daughter, beating on the water with palms O_O

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85026
 01.08.2013
And what criteria can machines have to determine whether an intelligent being has hit them?
Hope was dressed. They saw our cities.
It is unbelievable, said Pavlov. And where is the guarantee that in the world of X intelligent beings do not walk naked and do not dress their pets.

Kir Bulychev, Half a Life, 1973

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85025
 01.08.2013
American soldier Manning was sentenced to 136 years in prison.
HH: At least not forever.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №85024
 01.08.2013
From Yuri Gordon:
Mexicans are upset when tourists take sombreiro and tequila from them. They are upset, crying, but they continue to reap the cactus.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85023
 01.08.2013
Angelofnet: I’m not sure now that Russia needs citizens. She would have had enough gastroenterologists.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85022
 01.08.2013
Sitting at work, the employee receives a text message on the phone with a characteristic sound and vibration.
The SMS?
He is sad when he reads:
The PMS...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85021
 01.08.2013
The women! Men have two types of humor: ordinary and funny. They are used to encourage you during the day. And funny, it is when a joke after two days remember and crack so that the breasts jump. It should be funny, not everyday humor.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85020
 01.08.2013
About Love and Moving:
[18:24:42] XXX: But what won’t you do for the sake of love :) Because of him, I’m ready to even move to the MCAD :))
[18:25:08] YYY: even for the MCAD))) Here are the modern women of Decembrists)))
[18:25:14] YYY :D

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85019
 01.08.2013
xxx: the fact that the Polish reconnaissance aircraft has been flying over the country for the second day radio intelligence has never learned
xxx: his radio broadcasts of the class "pshe-pshe-pshe" could not distinguish from interference

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85018
 01.08.2013
Comments on the app on Google Play "Article.Exercises to Increase"

From Google Play:
I grew 30 cm, now I have 36 cm. When I walk, he talks and kills the pigeons and cats that pass by. I am sorry for them and I cry at night, how can I shorten this mess?

Alexander Puch
The penis is really getting bigger!! The size really increased with simple massage exercises! Truth for a short time, 15 minutes for all (How to fix the result?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №85017
 01.08.2013
I live next to the cemetery, operating (sometimes buried). The cemetery is guarded by LLC CHOP "Dayly Surveillance".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85016
 01.08.2013
xxxx: why is it? why is it? No one rides on them: for me to be allowed not to ride on them: fucking... logically.
and...
I just wanted to take the right of a normal driver and fuck these two fools?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №85015
 01.08.2013
Man's sign: started to hair in the morning - it's time to shave.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85014
 01.08.2013
The Council:

xxx: I have a friend with the name Shishchenko. So the Germans barely had enough condrats when they tried to read his surname in the German transliteration - Schyschtschenko :)))

Invite them to read " defending"-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №85013
 01.08.2013
here
My girlfriend is self-made in terms of the birth of new cult phrases in a way of spontaneous rearrangement of slogans. So from the “Ethical Epithet” came the “Epic Identity”. For a long time this formulation wandered in our circles until it was replaced by a new masterpiece. From "Prache and Thorn" appeared the masterpiece "Prache and Prison"... Pleased Grandfather Freud, short...
____________
On the street of shame and milk

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №85012
 01.08.2013
An acquaintance puzzled a mystery: "A boy is studying with me, who has no mother, but two fathers, and one pays alimony to the other. And no, they are not gay."
It turned out that his mother divorced his father and got married to another, and then whistled in an unknown direction. His son, raised by his father, stayed with him. My father supports.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85011
 01.08.2013
News: A cup of a pool under construction near the "Kuban" stadium in Krasnodar has crashed.
...
Earlier, the authorities that the total cost of the works is estimated at almost 250 million rubles.

Think, think the head: the ass has a crack.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85010
 01.08.2013
I am so lonely (
Eat something sweet.
XXX Why?
Yyy: Sweets affect the production of endorphins
20 minutes later
xxx: went to the store, ate 2 potatoes cakes, it was easier =)
yyy: this is how loneliness leads to obesity and diabetes
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85009
 01.08.2013
Emily: Listen to me
Emily: Advice what to do with a bunch of kids who constantly knock on my door when they come to a friend — a neighbor on the left.
[17:31:37] Emily: they knock on her with such a whisper that the cat flaps and hides under the bed.
[17:31:51] Emily: and these puppets are running away
[17:32:05] Emily: When trying to say something terrible to them, she was sent in the ass
[17:37:17] Colas : burn them up
Colla: what could be easier
[17:37:39] Emily is crazy
Emily: Why I didn’t agree

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85008
 01.08.2013
To characterize a person is enough one finger on the hand, but what kind of finger depends on the person.

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