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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85227
 06.08.2013
On the syllable:

kg: Tele-dumb, youtuber is good. Looking for a small cartoon "ball in guests at the tuzik". I found. True, it turned out to be "Bobic in guests at barbos"...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85226
 06.08.2013
An anti-freezing reagent based on waste sugar production will be used in the winter in the Minsk courts:
Oh, I understood - so this winter my shoes will be sugar, not salt!
yyy: Verno, came home, removed, licked and put in the closet.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85225
 06.08.2013
Man older than woman
This is a classic relationship. At different times, the permissible age for marriage was different, but it always started at 30 years. The man stood on his feet, gained a profession, gained experience, was determined in his goals and desires and could maintain a family. Until the 20th century, it was quite common for a fifty-year-old woman to marry a young girl, and this did not cause any doubts either in the girl or in society.

And I would be scared if I was married to a "fifty-year-old woman", it was a strange society, very strange)))

From the website baby.ru

[ + 26 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85224
 06.08.2013
For Pushkin and Gryboedov is offensive.
The first is a historian, a political scientist, a governor. The second is a great diplomat. And they know them by writing, which the second has one book, and the first has a bunch of poems, which he wrote for the sake of giving.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85223
 06.08.2013
Today the boss, defending our programmer, said:

Don’t offend anyone, Misha isn’t always wrong.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85222
 06.08.2013
XXX is
Did you request a certificate?

YYYY
Waiting for the head.

YYYY
and Secretary

YYYY
They are sitting in the dining room with a few other employees. They eat cakes and listen to Stas Mikhailov on the radio. A terrible spectacle.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85221
 06.08.2013
Bosses are bosses :)

Read the rules of internal regulations.
He insulted
"I don’t want to be an employer, I want to be the head of the institution"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85220
 06.08.2013
XXX: Somebody is constantly peeling in the pissuar at work!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85219
 06.08.2013
Simulation of the first second of 1% brain activity took 40 minutes on a cluster of 82,944 processors
The comments:
What came to your mind in a second?
and bl...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85218
 06.08.2013
4pda, an app that counts how high you have thrown your phone.
The first comment:
"I jumped your proga..., goats("

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85217
 06.08.2013
xxx: On the question of a colleague "what is 'orchata'?" answered "little orcs"... They still look at me with concern :(

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №85216
 06.08.2013
He went here to photograph people during the pain strike. According to the plan, they had to scratch one of the hills (there was also a benchmark - a large solitary tree), then move towards the forest.
xxxh: they, like, for fascists were :) there everyone in some country and period of time is specialized. They are at a full parade: shimmer there, shape, helmets.
They walk in a chain, talk quietly. The road to the hill, nothing is visible in front, but according to the plan near "enemies" should not be, so they do not fight.
As they approached the tree, it turned out that there was a family picnic. Family in three generations: the oldest yet the second world strike.
The grandfather, as we noticed, took the tail from the grandson. We stood with the tail until we passed.
I think it’s hard for him to understand such games.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85215
 06.08.2013
I spent the weekend with my daughter-in-law (5 years old).
We watched "Carousel", the 1st cartoon about the cheburashka began, the child learned and rejoiced: oh, about the turtle, okay, this question was found out.
Further, the scene as a crap comes to Gene and asks to take him home.
I ask my niece:
Would you take?
Of course he doesn’t catch!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85214
 06.08.2013
If the teacher (by education) moved to a NEW job in some organization, extra-budgetary, possibly industrial, having nothing to do with the school/education (since it is mentioned about the director-general), and at THIS level (communicating with the director-general), then the natural question is how she got there, or (more correct?) through what? And if this is a new job on its existing specialty, what did a teacher without a profile education do in the school? Option: two higher education?Yes, but at least 8 years to study. The rabbit will still not give the required level. Anyone else are surprised by completely unskilled lazy mud specialists? What we have is what we have."

That is, the option is not considered that the former teacher, for example, has a record in the diploma of a philologist-lingvist of German-Roman languages, a teacher, plus has certificates of a secretary-machiner, a secretary-referent (which was interesting to her) and international certificates of a translator, and now works as an assistant director in a large international company with a salary 5-10 times higher than a teacher with 20 years of experience?
This is life. It is a pity that our life is like that.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85213
 06.08.2013
C: The Control Question
V: Watt
C: How is kilowatt-hour written: kWh or kWh?
V: Through the slash
C: Catch the humanity.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85212
 06.08.2013
In Uighur "post office" sounds like "honorable". A wise man, I think.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85211
 06.08.2013
I work in an online store as an operator. A girl calls:
"Hello to you! Hi to! I bought from you today. You can tell me what I bought, or I’ve already packed for a gift and I don’t remember.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85210
 06.08.2013
X: Let’s say there’s an orchestra and Vivaldi plays the seasons.
X: And then, when we arrive, let’s say that Vivaldi suddenly died and his concert was replaced by Metallica.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85209
 06.08.2013
XX: When will you come?
XY: FZ
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Xy: Fig knows it. I am polite.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85208
 06.08.2013
To this: "In Chelyabinsk so harsh airborne that they dive into fountains without water..."

and

"In Cherepovets on the day of the Air Force, a drunk lander broke his head, jumping into a non-working fountain." And you say Chelyabinsk)

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