From the unknown answers:
All the moderators also have a holiday, good luck to you and love in the New Year. You are dogs, but the dogs are dogs.
Wife: I understand, of course, that you are a sweetheart, but the undernourished snickers on the batch of the toilet are too much.
Topic on the forum: describe your former title of the film. The second one is the green elephant.
They walked with a dog in the afternoon past the local cottage, heard a conversation of two boys, 10 years old.
1: And she says you love her.
2: No, I do not like it.
She said she loves you, otherwise she’t have fought for her.
2: I don’t love her.
1: What did you do then?
Well, the boy has to fight!
Everything in life goes by, but nothing goes by for nothing.
In our village lived the same non-Krasov Russian woman. And the nickname was not Chiloé – “The King-Baba.” She simply wrapped two hundred litre barrels of beer in her "blue Danube", with one blow of her fist, knocked out the traffic jams from the barrels..The order in the barrel was perfect - one day, she just thrown through a two-meter fence with one hand. Her husband was ploughness, but he loved it without compromise, from that love and the children were under the mother's control.Once at the stop at the "shuttle car" (so we called the old Lykin buses) someone entered and the car clearly kicked. Next to my hand on behalf lay a hand - no, LAPISCHA, once five times larger than mine... Looked around - the son of the King-Baba stands, cuddles, because the head in the ceiling stands even on the back. One time, five police officers were loaded into a cage when the grandson fell asleep peacefully drunk in a cage with cactus... But this is a fairy tale.
I watched this picture with my friends. At a parking lot near the bus station of the capital of one federal district, a expensive foreign car blocked the ash - UAZik. The owner approaches him - a man with a bear-shaped figure. He looks at the situation with dismay. I swallowed a couple of times with clakson. No one reacts. He swung on the wheel of the foreigner, from which her alarm was a minute. Again, nobody reacts... Then the man just took and... pulled his ashes for the bumper as a bicycle.
The man took his UAZ, left for a couple of meters. He got up. has gone out. I thought. Then he resolutely approached the outlet and in two receptions moved it into a crash between the two other machines so that the door could not be opened. He was driving the car as if it was a garden car... Not applause, but applause sounded in the crowd. The man sat down in his ashes and left. On the number of UAZs small figures of the native region. And the figure seemed familiar... Maybe the grandson?! to
Will you go to Stasi Mikhailov?
Only for execution.
Dmitry Zhdanukhin
The suitcases are always broken before leaving.
Romans before sex. This is life, Julie.
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How do you understand women?
Q. Do you have a camera?
I have not. My dad has one, but I have to buy a box for him. Why did you remind me of this, cattle, you ruined all the mood!! to
I complain to my father about the local Internet (I am in Novosibirsk, he is in Norilsk)
Father: Come to us. We have such a speed inet that while the search engine starts you forget what you were looking for.
Yoj: and on the carrots that are sold here, you will not look without tears... so you want to collect it and bury it with honors.
SMS to the manager in the morning after the corporation:
"I can't go out to work today - I won't find a skate"
Dialogue M and Z at the University:
Close your mouth, not the markers.
What will you write then?
With blood!
and = ) I understand why you are so evil today.
Teacher in a couple:
It doesn’t matter if you go to me for a couple or not. I evaluate everyone equally.
A silent voice from the back:
In two hundred hryvnia.
From the news discussion "Kazakhstan wants to get back Baikonur":
Houle Kazakhs with Bajkanur will do that?
YYY: Kazakhstan with the help of bajkonur will set up the supply of nasva outside the solar system
And we put snowflakes hanged, straight like in the kindergarten, nostalgia in general, as it is strange as the army causes a bunch of memories from childhood, food in kindergarten, warmth in the hospital, the smell of a quartz lamp, sleep like in the kindergarten, on schedule and together, the usual nervousness of the staff, the screams of sergeants, like the screams of babysitters and educators, a line in the toilet, a feeder with medicines. Everything reminds me of childhood. Probably most of all, going to the army I did not expect to feel nostalgia.
Headlines in Yandex News
Rosselkhoznadzor accused visitors of the forum "Sibmam" in illegal trade in goats
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XHH: It looks like a leafy leafy.
Either you have little children...or I’m afraid of you.
A friend-student working in a private clinic, an assistant dentist, told a story))
Their corporate clinic in the restaurant is noted by someone, of the men - he, the gender and another uncle, the rest - aunt from 40. In short, it turned out that the friend of the chatter broke, 2 times called for a dance colleague of 45 years (which, as it turned out, in a divorce). Then, when everyone has already drank normally and begins to break up, he rolls to her and asks with a gentle voice:
“Ludmila, what are you doing on Sunday?
She is so shy, then she smiles and answers:
No, but do you have any plans?
Honestly, can you replace me?
She says when she reached her alcohol-fed brain, her face had to be seen! :D
I work in the IT department. Gandhi said, decorate the cabinets for the new year. I say to the boss, will we decorate? And he points to a small sticker with Santa Claus on the closet and says - here, two years ago decorated.