News is burning

A married man, father of five children, who disappeared 16 years ago and was officially declared dead, was found alive and healthy. A man became gay and started a new life..."

PS always believed that fathers who abandoned their children were pederast.

Aleos: There is an old but dumb grandmother living with us next door. Our doors are common, iron, and the doors to the apartments themselves are not locked. So, the lover she congratulates her birthday leaving something on the table in the room while no one is home. A week before my birthday, she hit her leg somewhere and crawled heavily. And here I am, I sit behind the compass and hear that the door has opened. Well I think "square". It was early in the morning and the light only burned in my room. I sit further. I look into the corridor, there is a cat sitting and watching the door, I can’t see it. I watched and listened. And I hear someone slowly wandering in the hallway, crumbling on one leg, which just wraps on the floor. In my head immediately flashed images with zombies and other creatures from the movies. I was all tense, sweaty, looking with my eyes what to catch and what to reject. And here, out of the corner, out of the darkness, she comes out with the words, “Happy Birthday, Sashenka!” and stretches a gift for me. To say that I was scared - not to say anything, bricks would have been enough for a good shark...

X: Who is running the XBOX?
SpongeBob Square Pants!

in the inform. The pensioner fills out a questionnaire to purchase a social card. Grandma in letters, with makeup, cocktail like that.
- Girl, a point "year of birth" to fill?
not necessarily.
This is a woman, I understand. The manager scanned her passport with retirement.

Why is the mouse so ugly?
M: Zaya, you asked for the simplest.
Do you feel sorry for my money?

This is:
to this:

Here we go with the girls on the street. Beautiful, dressed, guys smile and everything is fine.
From the cafe next door comes a mother with a son of five years and so. A boy in a Darth Vader mask and with a toy light sword.
We, without speaking, sing the Imperial March. Loudly and with feeling. The boy seems to understand little, but the mother suddenly smiles widely and begins to sing.
Ordinary such a woman, full, with discolored hair and in a colorful dress. She sang better than me.
Do not judge by appearance.

How can I sing the Imperial March? Are there words? Drink if it is not difficult.

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xxx: a person who hits his website with a dull/growing sound of flying flies/bees/mosquitoes but a noble troll will be...

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WOW: The WOW!!! to
Oh yeah :)
WOW: The BORRRRSTEEETE!!!! to
A. The Cottages
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!! to
Wow, it hurts me!!! to
I want the blood of fruit!!! to
Issue:......................................
And from that moment, Katya stopped eating vegetables and loved borscht.

In the press service of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the NSO confirmed only one attempt to jump from the bridge. According to the police, yesterday on the Communal bridge was detained a man who tried to jump into the water for a dispute. He was taken to the Lenin police department, conducted with him preventive work, after which he disappeared the desire to jump.

NHS News

A 2.5t horse is a mammoth.

Clean for reference is a normal load. Here, from 4 tons, the horse-weighting horse begins. Up to 12 tons.

On the whole "beer restaurant", BEER, they only have two toilets!! They are either stupid or very evil.

In Hogwarts, boxing and linguistics should be taught, so that the magicians can lightly pull out the stick and clearly, without stopping, proclaim the spell.

At all times, engineers have sought to reduce the likelihood of accidental damage to anything related to fuel. Is it not funny?
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Nothing has been funny for a long time. What are you?

After that, the director’s friends came to the conclusion that this place was not for her, and she was appointed as an inspector to interfere with other directors. When unsuitable for this work was found, she was pushed into the parliament, where she, as they say, found herself.
© Clive Lewis "The Silver Chair"

I convert books in one run, about 1000 at a time.
Suddenly, almost on the last book, the whole process comes up with an unknown error.
Only the title of the book is known: "Diverse No. 1"

A funny story happened to my friend in my youth.
He went to a lady in a neighboring village in the evening on his motorcycle Planet-5. His light was bad, and he was wearing glasses.
So, he planted her to himself and they went on the ground path.
Suddenly she asks him, “Wanna, do you see a tree?”
He answers: "I see"
She: "And then you are going to go to him???and "

The employee of the Toyota service began his story as follows: “I sit, I don’t touch anyone, I fix the prius...”.

No one has seen green men.
WOW: I don’t know which village you live in... they’re on every light.

The daughter explains to her wife on the phone: "This button is on the left -"left", it's the hand you don't write.

Here is here:

The people! Have you persisted? Since when has it become fashionable to worship drug addicts? Panicides, endless posts in social networks and media. He died and died. Keep your head on your shoulders.

Since the days of The Doors, Nirvana, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd and many others like you, addicts have given the world a true drug – real music!