Give all these ovulations of both sexes some type of site, we-pokaka.li, so that you do not have to write about it on заеба.li.

On the street I go to work, there was a bakery and confectionery called “Bon Pain” (French for “good bread”). The name is normal. the right. But for some reason it seems to me that most potential customers will read the sign in English, and subconsciously fear this institution.

Korkusha: He said I am a gazelle
Mahatma: Well, the gazelle is a very beautiful animal
Korkusha: I brought the ice cream, and the cat and the dog surrounded me in the chair and tried to take it away, and they didn’t even approach it. I asked why they stood by me. And he said that wolves surround in the herd of gazelles the weakest or sick animal, attack it and fat (((

From Twitter:
Not "in the Ukrainian judge", but "in the Ukrainian judge".

Can not! You cannot take valerian at three o’clock at night, knowing that there is a healthy twelve-year-old cat living in the apartment.

Someone was supposed to flee at the closing of the Olympics, the first did not withstand Yanukovych.
by konde13

Everyone already knows that if you rattle a laughing dog from the whole roof, it can cool the attacker. A surprising incident happened yesterday. I go on a bicycle, I eat, two dogs fly out, one small, the other good such (in the sense of large enough) hairy puddle, - and rushed to me with laughter. I usually strike my whole throat in response. The small dwarfed and fled, the large confusedly silenced, ran forward and lay under the fence in the shade. I pass through. Silence is watching. I go further - another small stitch (well, relatively small, the size of a spaniel) is flying out under the next fence, and it's good to laugh at me too! Thus, I think, the two former ones, as is usually the case, will stretch, and the three will be harder to swallow. What a surprise was it to me when that lame dog who watched me out of the shadow of the back run to this new seam, wrapped it and dragged it back under the fence! Tip - don't stick, it's your guy, verified. I wonder, what did I do to them?

The owner of a small store insured his establishment, and the same day the store burned. The insurers suspected a mistake, but could not prove anything.
All the director of the insurance company could come up with was to send the owner of the burnt store a letter with the following content:
“Dear Sir, you issued an insurance policy at 10:00, and the fire in your store occurred at 12:45. Could you explain the reason for this delay?”

This moment, when you dream that you have caught a laptop, backpack, and you are running with Yanukovych in his jeep from Ukraine to some estate.
YYY: What kind of house? Journalists and law enforcement agencies are buying this information expensive.
You only imagine the headlines: "School student from Moscow saw in a dream the secret villa of Yanukovych"

The official who survived the helicopter crash built a church.
The comments.
XX: and as always, the pilot skillfully landed the broken helicopter, and thanks to the PILOT survived some deputy there. Thank God for the temples. What for what.
He is a member. Where have you seen them do something good for real people?

In the dining room. Soup in the sausage is something else.
Name: vegetarian soup
I knew!

XXX: Damn, while he was leaving, my mother uncovered the refrigerator. I just poured a whiskey and realized that there was no ice =(
XXX: Of course, as a true programmer, I came up with the theoretical cushions for this, but it seemed to me that throwing the whiskey in the whiskey, wrapped and tied in a bag, would be a great blasphemy.

By the end of a lifetime, an average person will remember 150 trillion bits of information.
It is 17 gigs only.

Stanislav: I am difficult to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget (c) Viktor Yanukovych

Ann: I don’t care what you think about me – I don’t think about you at all (c) Viktor Yanukovych

Don’t break my nerve cells, my nerve tigers live in them (Viktor Yanukovych)

Not everything is gold, but a baton! c) Viktor Yanukovych

Ann: Just say, next we are both. The airport lights. We will escape, we will not be caught, further from them, further from home (c) Viktor Yanukovych and Viktor Pshonka

Ann: This guy was one of those who just loved life... (c) A. Herman in Schuster’s guest house

SilentBrain, February 24, 2014 at 18:19 #
I am not an economist, but what is the value of the ruble? And the dollar? Rubles and dollars can be used as much as possible.

ID120, 24 February 2014 at 19:00 #
Behind them is a very powerful force – the belief that there is something behind them. without a joke.

RomanPyr, 24 February 2014 at 19:02
In the end, it all comes to faith.
I walked on the water...

In the pharmacy, a man over 50 approaches the window.There is a lady about the same age.

Man: Please give me something for (more unclear) a...
How pleasant to see a literate man!
Man (suspicious): This is why?
The pharmacist: How is it? Everyone speaks from the heart, and you are right for the heart.
Man (a loud whisper): And what is the heart here? For the sex!

The topic of treatment of hemorrhoids during pregnancy on the forum for future mothers, everyone writes exactly about this problem. But here :

Linda: I never had herpes before. And then he jumped out, apparently somewhere on the street yesterday. Half a cut now. To smell something, and what?

Sokzloi: Somehow you didn’t get into the subject on that side...

"In Moscow on March 2 starts the squad of the Paralympic fire"
The show again?

Bas became more and more reminiscent of a wretched pit, where people water each other out of a reactive shit for their thoughts.

It’s possible that she really thinks she’s doing a lot for you, but you don’t perceive it that way. And she may also not perceive something you do for her as important. People are different.
I’ve been in a happy marriage for 8 years, and I can say with certainty – the main thing is to talk. very much. About everything. Speak about what is not suitable, what problems, who sees what situation, who is offended, and what solutions can be found.

There is another side: to ruin a relationship, it is enough to start finding out them. People are different.