Today at the job, the girl in front of me, a aunt from the staff department asked about her family situation, filling out the questionnaire, which she answered "In an active search!", I and the staff long afterwards still laughed:)

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Posted in #11584, are you a fool? I hope your child grows smarter than you.

No matter what the phrase is, the intelligence is also sparkling. The poor boyfriend is absolutely sure that:
- Abortion for long periods is done in any clinic, just "this fool" did not want to go;
- that the weight of the pregnant woman increases exactly by the weight of the child, well, the maximum is more plus kilograms;
- that the mother of the baby has absolutely nothing to do but watch TV and still epilate her legs;
- that the child eats once a day, exactly at lunchtime, and sleeps the rest of the time;
Somewhere in the child must have a button to turn off crying. Here his favorite mom knows where this button is, and the foolish woman has yet to find her for some reason.
In short, the conclusion: the author is a capricious infantile, absolutely confident that everything should be as he wants. And if something is wrong, then the mom will run and wipe tears, in the extreme case - the uncle prosecutor will connect.
By the way, the boy doesn’t even think about the fact that his tearful postures his uncle. Regional prosecutors are few, it is not difficult to understand what it is about, for those who are aware of this story. The boy's cry will fall into the eyes of the uncle's leadership - and he can hurt small problems.

Do girls often talk to each other about falsifiers? Just among the guys - they're all shaking, but admits from my friends except that max.

Max wakes up at 5 a.m. every day in order to have time to catch up and play Dota. From 5 a.m. to 7 a.m. are the happiest moments of his life. Only I didn’t tell you that.

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That is to say, it is he who offers his faithful to throw away a breast-fed child (up to 6 months). One for the whole day. Probably a complete fool.

There are, there are also citizens who give their stupidity to every American.

Alcohol after 23 is prohibited. The good guys. Please do not sell cookies after 19!

The Duma passed the law on the prohibition of smoking in public places in the first reading. But the pedophile law, which provides for life imprisonment, has been rejected three times. QUESTION: Our Duma consists of pedophiles concerned about their health?

I hear on the radio today: to win a battle without entering an open battle and a bloodless war is the long-standing dream of all commanders.

So play the cards, yop your mother!! to

The real Jew knows only three languages: Russian, English and German - Hebrew will not bring money.

Mistress: to some people you want to approach, and knock them on the head, with the words: who lives in the terrace, who lives in the low?? to

You know, in this dress you look like a schoolgirl. And not from those movies where they learn, but from those where they already know!

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Please help me with the HUAWEL MediaPad 7 Lite tablet from the heart thank you very much who will help!!! to

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you would first take the extra, it is not a pen you, although it can be done with the brake, I also have 006a and it works normally, although there is still 650 meters of space

Zzzz: You are scaring me. One question and the other answer. Dear Yyy, how did you understand the question? Are you sitting in the same room and smoking?

Interview with IKEA:

> Hi you come in. Coffee or coffee?
> Can I have a cup of coffee?
> I will bring you. Give me a chair and a table, please.

Kirill> nakhalyavu and Arshavin - footballer

All women are bears, but there are beautiful bears.

A representative of Intel Corporation, responsible for the organization of offices around the world, arrived at the talks with the management of the Skolkovo fund on April 18 - the same day when the building of the Center of International Trade (CMT), where the fund is located, was searched by the Investigative Committee (SK). He, like all the people who were in the premises of the foundation, the investigators took his passport and mobile phone, and then threw him out into the corridor. After some time, the passport and phone were returned, but asked to go out and wait for the end of the investigation. When the investigators left after a few hours, the staff of the foundation rushed to call him to apologize and invite to negotiations, but it turned out that the guest was already heading to Sheremetyevo airport.
http://www.kommersant.ru/doc/2176622

And really, what is he?

We can tell our past as much as we want. But “Khrushchevka” is an apartment, “Stalinka” is an apartment, and “Putinka” is just vodka!

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Posted in #11584, are you a fool? I hope your child grows smarter than you.

I was knocked down by this passage of the late author: "Later it turned out that "after" is after six months. Dear, your office is fifteen minutes from home, you can return to breastfeed in the lunch break. We, thank God, are not America to be sent to jail for a child who has been left to sleep peacefully for a few hours.
That is to say, it is he who offers his faithful to throw away a breast-fed child (up to 6 months). One for the whole day. Probably a complete fool.

xxx: How do I get to the statistical server?

YYY: enter the address line 10.0.0.1 and press Enter.

Q: Do you have some idiots in the tech support? Where can I find the number 10 on your keyboard?? to

xxx: I watched all the epicity of the smartphone industry today... a girl was riding a bus and crawling her Galaxy SIII as... The wind!!! to

Alcohol is forbidden? And never ever! The state receives no less income from every liter of gasoline. And by the way, JSC RPC has a license for this matter, you want to insult the feelings of believers?