Where do we, people with a fixed salary, rush...

Our response to globalization.
It was found in the Pskov province near the border with the Baltics. Nature, forests and mosquitoes. We went to a local store for tobacco, alcohol and soap. To our question which soap is better, the seller replied: "Take a local factory - its mice EAT, and beautiful and odorable pure chemistry, the mice chew them." And you will not argue, iron argument.

Now, according to the idea of Lyudmila, Medvedev should marry, four years old, and there you see Putin will return.

Tamada at the wedding unmistakably calculates a guy who really hates her for her flat Biddles, oligofrenic, shameless babies whispering on the subject below the belt. This is what is being mocked in competitions.

Verified by myself.

Nihua happened to me today, it was great. We still remember our family.

You do not know anything about fear, unless you have a guitar in the middle of the night standing at the head of the bed.

The comments:
Maximka Zarajsky
Guitar is a fist one day my door fell, I flew up to the ceiling ahahah

Stanislav Miller
The door? the guitar?

by FIGNIA. Nearly a meter’s ride fell from the closet.The sound was like the morning gong of a Shaolin monastery.

by WPsm2k:
What is a wedding without a fight? - George Martin

In St. Petersburg, a Peruvian citizen robbed an Indonesian citizen.

>> More than $2,000 worth of Chinese products were stolen.

I read that the Azerbaijani army has a high mortality rate among Dagestan (Lezgin, Avarze and others) and understood that we have something to learn from the people of the market.

xxx: About the power "thank you" I remembered how at that moment the future husband was somewhat surprised when I hinted that after sex it was very right to say to each other "thank you", before such an idea did not come to his mind.
And it resulted in a very good ritual for the period of hormone return to normal and return to verbal communication and so on.

Wow, that is hell. What a thank you, sex is passion, pursuit, beatings, tricks and other games.
Directly presented: thank you, Marfa Petrovna - and thank you, Ivan Nikolaevich.
Or: thank you, Ivan Nikolaevich, for sex - well, fullness, Marfa Petrovna, I don't have the trouble entering you - you're only, please, snoop, the next time it's better to adjust to the rhythm, or I got into the back of the back this time.

This time the damage was so severe that only Scotch could repair it.

Remember I told you about a rough wooden man who burned his bathroom and sat down for 15 days? So he sat down again for 15 days) He slept in a roof with a hammer (the roof is a bed in a loft or in a chair, over the bed a roof of fabric or gasoline, from flies and mosquitoes. Sleep in the fresh air. In the summer, a girl came to the neighboring house. He listened to music very loudly. Susannah (the clique of this man) went twice and asked for silence. The girl did not go. Susani took his tail, cut off the wires that went to the girl's house and quietly went to sleep!) The girl's grandmother rolled a statement in a wool and wool

I meet the neighbors, the whole family is very dressed and with flowers.
Where are you?
At the Wedding!
Ordered a fight?
They respond with choir, but differently. Mother :
Do not give God!! to
My dad (confidently)
and yes!
The daughter:
Of course, I participate in it too!

Those who had to be in new houses, they saw in the apartments miniature fire shields with real firearms.

Well, the hose is on this side of the cold water meter.

In short, if the idol extinguishes the fire, saving all the neighbors, then the water will be included in the bill for the utility.

Where does the world go?

What about "Game of Thrones"?

and the norm. The book was well screened. I got to the series where brother and sister Lannister incested.))))

You are a bitch, Romma. You know, I have a rich imagination, no such jokes. I stopped watching.

See also: NaH

I am a fan of Dune, you know. I should continue?

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Fuck, this is a story one in one! There are three royal houses, one noble in itself, the second is the sublime, and the third is the legitimate, sitting on the throne. Through betrayal, one of the fools picks out the head of the noble, and the son of the noble grows up and with the help of a wise mother gives all puzzles. Plus to everything:
On the side of the legitimate ruler is a witch whispering in his ear.
The house has two heirs - a smart beauty man and a dumb sadist.
Where to go without walking in the desert. Although this is an ancient motive, since the days of Moses.

HH: But especially killed me, you know what moment?

WOW: Which

The city in the middle of the desert is ruled by... Attention... The King of Dirtyness!

I mean, it’s a good thing ? ?

I found an old list written by my hand:
The Statute
- Banana
The coward
- 5 tables
The Egg
The Fox Costume

Commentary on the safety belts:
- now it remains condoms to sell, which do not protect, and so that the girl does not worry.

From Habr:

XXX: I was also on the Red Sea in May, facing a problem... The sun is so bright that I could hardly see bright images in the full brightness of my Galaxy Note2. How is this just?
So, of course, in the next vacation would prefer a tablet in connection with such a pleasant Just.
P.S The price is still big...

YYY: Also was in the Red Sea at the end of April. A few days later, the phone was stolen and there were no more problems.

First in the wardrobe she swears to be with you and in pain, and in joy, to help in all endeavors, and then drives you out of the house for the fact that you are in the garage collecting the costume of the cosmonaut (((

Today I was sitting in the university library at the computer... Until four students crashed into the library and sat down at the neighboring computer... They began to look at some “left-wing” photos, discuss each other loudly, they roared loudly, talked on the mobile phone... After “the time” the women’s team led me to a quiet hysteria. What will happen to my brother during the working week >- I don't know.

It remains only on the side for an hour to watch the same company of guys, with their whiplash and so on, and then you will find that it is not a matter of gender, but in the absence of a culture of behavior in some individuals.