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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72646
 06.11.2012
I bought a new thickness under the color of my eyes.
YYY is blue?
No, the red

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72645
 06.11.2012
XHH: The Icra of the Right Foot
YYY: The disaster?

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72644
 06.11.2012
From the news website:

by Tesk:
By the way, the author would not bother to follow the formulations - the phrase should not only sound beautiful, but also make sense.
Mrs. Nikitina, tell us how to understand the phrase "...bought in credit on the company’s own funds"? On loan or on your own?
And a square cubic meter let you dream, forgive gods... And round with it...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72643
 06.11.2012
By the way, as soon as the prime minister flew home, in Perm was finally officially allowed to snow. Otherwise, it could hinder movement.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72642
 06.11.2012
I want flour, cream, sugar. I like the bakery, the cook, the plate and the lights. I want to read books that contain recipes".
I think the Linuxs talk like that.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72641
 06.11.2012
From the commentary to the review of the film "The Cloud Atlas":

For almost three hours, I think, no one even went to the toilet.
When the titles began, the girl from behind stumbled her cavalier with the words: “Now you can eat your popcorn, I almost kissed her.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72640
 06.11.2012
In the NFSMW, the bridge just did not collapse. That is, I go through the race, the bridge is not loaded in time, and I fall into the river with all the rivals.
XXX: Now I understand what the Bridge of Vontade means.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72639
 06.11.2012
What about the servers?! to
A pair of pairs, a pair of pairs.
............

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72638
 06.11.2012
I saw an informal taxi driver. At first glance he was morally prepared to listen all the way to the radio "Shanson", but he broke the pattern - while driving, listened to the "Child Radio" with an incredibly thoughtful, stone face...

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72637
 06.11.2012
Agomelatin is an antidepressant recommended for episodes of major depression in adult patients.

Side effects: suicidal thoughts or behavior, hypomania, irritability and restlessness, aggressiveness, nightmares, pathological dreams.

The Genius!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72636
 06.11.2012
XXX: Let it be so.
You’ll save me from my neighbor, I don’t want to know how...
XXX: And then I can live with pleasure.
I’ll tell your parents that you smoke.
You can smoke at home without being embarrassed.
Yyy: You rarely come up with a plan in which both parts are so shameless.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72635
 06.11.2012
from the discussion of the news about the installation of video registers in trolley buses of Mogilev:
# Tamara Ivanovna 05.11.2012 16:51
So it is impossible to enter at the peak hour in the crowded trolley buses, so even now and the floor of the trolley bus will be your registrar going to shoot!!! Even if you warn me in which trolley buses they are filming, I will at least stumble!

#Mogilevčanin 05.11.2012 17:23
Women and automobile technology are difficult to combine.
You can constantly crash in any point of the city to take a hidden camera )))))).A video recording you are not afraid he only takes the road)))).

# Irina, 62 05.11.2012 17:56
So why do they put them on the road if they are removed? It is not easy for the passengers. There are road services - let them take off, and people need to get to work at the time, not wait until the trolley bus registrar lets you!

#Norton Nimmull on 05.11.2012 at 19:35
Oh, and the one who did not give up his place to a retired woman or did not show the conductor, the registrar will film on the video and the next time in the trolley bus will not let :D

#Norton Nimmull from 05.11.2012 19:37
No matter who the author is, he is a good writer. :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72634
 06.11.2012
From a well-known car forum:

"the hentai site works normally only in the expro, this is one of the reasons why I didn’t take the hentai :D"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №72633
 06.11.2012
One man wanted to sleep, but not alone.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72632
 06.11.2012
I am not playing. When I always go on the road
under the mood.
There is a mother and a boy 8-9 years old with a shoulder bag. They go somewhere.
I stop, I ask, on the way, we went.
My mom gave me money and I said:
Better buy an ice cream!
She is:
He can buy it himself! This is untouchable! It will not disappear anywhere!
I shake my shoulders and go on.
I am standing here, standing here! He did not break anything that was offensive.
Suitable spire, experienced fat and happy with life.
- Tra-ta, your documents and on the car.
This is the menta:
– I give you 24 hryvnia, and you let us go!
Minutes per second:
Okay, it is going. Ride to!
He cries goodbye, I touch, both of them.
This will definitely not disappear anywhere!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №72631
 06.11.2012
Popular cat nicknames in the absence of a wife: Kudasuka and Hulimyo.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72630
 06.11.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am delighted that your axiomatics is almost not in contradiction with your natural philosophy, and that the latter is even partially derived from the first.
xxx: I am also willing to respect your belief in the self-sufficiency of this logical design, although I do not share that belief.
xxx: I am also willing to recognize your right to promote this idea as a platform for a secular state, in the end we have a democracy.
XXX is no.
xxx please
No need to come to me on Sunday morning and quote me from the threshold of the dead Nobel laureates in physics in their native language.
xxx: Or at least imagine yourself then as a'sect of witnesses to the Higgs boson'.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72629
 06.11.2012
Emi: I would embrace your warm fat body.
EMI: And the saliva exchange.
I missed it too, Sunny.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №72628
 06.11.2012
A concert dedicated to the fight against counterfeiting and piracy, the channel ORT – as a person engaged in the show business, I authoritatively declare, half of the performers outraged by piracy, is not known to anyone at all, the other half should be happy, at least from the fact of free downloading their tracks from the network. The records cannot be sold in principle.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72627
 06.11.2012
The post office of Russia has swallowed itself. 1.5 months ago sent a valuable letter, paid some amount. After a month, there is a notification that the letter has not been delivered (the storage period has expired), we go to the mail to get the letter and (!) They say that in order to receive an undelivered letter, you have to pay for something else. It is like understanding.

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