Flowers of Sirens,
It smells dumb.
Fighting disastrously
My brain and my heart...

Oh these villagers! (from the conversation on the phone)
There was such a storm on the street, fuck! But you know, I would only want one thing right now: that if you were lying next to me, I would not care if it was rain, lightning, or lightning. Only you are there, and the rain would monotonously drum out the window.
He: Daaaah, it’s raining... I watered tomatoes yesterday.

In one large store, there was an action: as a result of the contest, 5 people were selected, who can take out of the store in 50 seconds everything you like.
Comments on Action: Interesting, but can cash machines be taken out?

""I go somehow on a scooter with a stand"

And then there further? Tell me. was intrigued.

You fuck my girlfriend!
I can clear the guilt!
Do you want to fuck your girlfriend?
“I could, but she left me when she found out I slept with yours, so it’t work. But...
What – but? Would you suggest that I fuck you?
Well, if it counts...

Hundreds of naked cyclists march through Mexico to defend their rights
My reaction: What can be the right of a naked cyclist?! to

The hell cake. She got the foundation from the oven, laid out everything needed, pushed the cake back, left. In 10 minutes I come, I open the oven... I hang. There is no cake. One home! Carefully close the oven. I open again. not there. I remember all the signs of schizophrenia I know. Then on the slot machine comes: "Play the slot and give back. It is very important" In case I leave the kitchen, well not to bother... I come back, I open the oven - NO! Why do I go to the mirror... as if there were no external changes. I pick up - a wave of time - in Google "out of the oven disappeared cake". I know I am doing something wrong. I shrugged my hand, there was a reaction. She said to herself: "Julia!!!!! You are an adult, smart woman. Well, where could he go?" I thought of the neighbors attracted by the smell of fresh baking. The balcony is open. I went out and looked. Not even a fig. I go back to the kitchen with a mental disorder. I am depicting aliens craving my cake in their plate and starting to roast... I drink a glass of water. I open the dishwasher to put an empty glass. From there my cake grows astonished... The doors are next to me.
I am sitting with myself.)

Sitting friends - one eats a hamburger, the other smokes. At the same time, they emotionally discuss how harmful it is to run on asphalt.

He called his wife accidentally.
Full of. As if the wire had been cut.
in an explosive device

Peggy: Where are you working?
Serg: in the anal cleaning company
Oh, I didn’t suspect...
serg: bl*t, anal*)
I understand x ?
We clean the channels, we clean the channels
I mean, of course xDDDDD

News tape mayl.ru region - Chelyabinsk "In Upper Ufaele when catching dogs shot a pensioner"

Hardly...

Electricity treatment has its own history.
The first before this came to mind by the Romans, who placed electric acne on the head of patients with headaches. They say that after this or everything passed, or the patient no longer admitted that he had a headache.

From childhood I was afraid of the dark. Now I grew up and thought: the room is mine, therefore my monsters, therefore I am the BOSS.

I always thought that if a monster jumped out of the darkness at night, I would beat it, subdue it, and send to scare those I don’t like.

Why is it? You read the comments to the article, you already started to understand the essence of the discussion... And then it turns out that they need to be read from the bottom up.

The girl had to go to the ultrasound and find out whether she was pregnant or not.
On the day X, a friend sends her a text message:
Let the sun not extinguish over your vigva, O wise fox!
Is the scalp yours and your pale face?
Did you go to the shaman for a prophecy about offspring?"

I defended my diploma. He probably re-learned or fell into a mess. I want to watch cartoons, play in the yard in the skating and riding on truffles.

Incatauta: I will go up
The sea pig from the corridor drew his toy to me, put it in front of the comp and began to have, I don't understand - is it an act of aggression? Or is she so humiliating me?

I have a bad habit of spinning caramels.
I bought 4 powerful magnets to work with Hall sensors.
What then thought and one of the magnets was in the mouth... I thought, through the cheek on the outside magnetized the other))) The second pair glued to the other cheek - fun, and magnets round with holes))) Played 5 minutes in front of the mirror in Frankenstein. When I got tired, I removed both the external magnets. How happy were the other two who were left in their mouths between their teeth...

I think my neighbors are afraid of me.
arxont: It was only necessary to cosplay the imperial cosmonaut when refining wood.
ARGENT: But it is fun!
argont: "For the Emperor!!!", "In the Name of the Light!!!", "The Death of Chaos!!and "
Argont: As much pathos as possible.
Argont: And with the gasoline, so is the whip-whip-whip.

Four young men were driving in a car.
The driver decided to show them a grenade and on the move and pulled out the check.
Passengers understood what this threatens, and tried to return the check to the place, but it failed and there was an explosion," Alexander Polovenko, Deputy Head of Internal Affairs of the YAA, told the news agency.