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[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92647
 17.01.2014
Deputy Elbrus Tadeev proposes to prohibit naming children in honor of geographical objects.
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Names like Lena and Vladimir are out of law.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92646
 17.01.2014
It is better to evacuate twenty times than to explode once.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92645
 17.01.2014
Go you fucking fuck! (Sayed by an intelligent girl from the Faculty of Roman-German Philology)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92644
 17.01.2014
Users are able to impress айтишников. No, indeed, they have a decent range of defeat and excellent critical damage.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92643
 17.01.2014
The member must be such that until the end you bring - the hand is tired!
It is a sin to drive such a member with your own hands.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92642
 17.01.2014
It is genius! Newcomers were told to copy files from one comp to their own. She pressed Ctrl + C on that compilation, and Ctrl + V on her.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №92641
 17.01.2014
Here is this:
In the topic of "old age" some: I am 20 years old, I still have somewhere stored 5 discs, I listened to vinyl discs and watched diaphylms on the diaprojektor. I remember the time when the cell phone appeared and gained popularity. I remember the OS system or how there... Windows 98 and big computers. And I know the word servant - still my grandmother stands! I understand that you are just old trolls that have overwhelmed the internet, but don’t underestimate our generation.

The daughter! We, the old frogs, remember Wind and the 5" discettes only to make sure you, frogs, understand us at least a little. If we are going to remember the M222 and perforators, you just won't be shocked :)

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92640
 17.01.2014
here here :
I remember somehow flying on board, when when landing began to knock a person 3-4... they are such a helmet-helmet-helmet.....helmet... no one supported them and somehow they were confused.
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I often applaud after flying two or three. We are polite people, thank the team and the pilots, they are pleased, this is our Russian chip.
There are a lot of foreigners on the plane, they do not have such a custom, and not to thank - it is some sort of slander.

No, friend, this is not a “Russian” chip, it is a general post-Soviet sleepiness. In the 1990s there were films in which Bruce Willis at the expense of titanic efforts sits the plane on the water, and happy passengers applaud the hero - and picked up. You don’t bother a trolleybus driver or a bus driver, or, say, a train driver. From the side it looks funny, stupid and ridiculous. The plane is no different in this regard.
By the way, if you believe the alphabet of good manners, applause after landing an airplane is considered a bad tone. The exception is the already mentioned landing in harsh conditions.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92639
 17.01.2014
With a six-year-old daughter we remember the heroes of the fairy tale "The Wizard of the Emerald City". She doesn’t remember the horror. We make a hint with my husband: he scares the birds in the field. The girl replies: Fuck, Fuck. We try to approach from the other side: And what did he need from the wizard? The answer is brain. We: So what was his name? My daughter is a foolish. Daughter in tears of powerlessness, we have a homeric laugh all night.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92638
 17.01.2014
KamaZiG: Buried in Google "Visnet video on YouTube", first link: "Visnet video on YouTube? Video material how to resolve!"... But now guess which site the video material?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92637
 17.01.2014
M and Z, gather in a fitness club, Z locks up in the toilet.
M (disappointed): This must be written on the road.
A: Of course, it is better to write on the road!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92636
 17.01.2014
Where is the Suez Canal?
Is it on the map or in the body?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92635
 17.01.2014
At the exam, as in the arrest: everything said can be used against you.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92634
 17.01.2014
Comment on the article "Chelyabints on the bank account by mistake received 10 trillion rubles"

XXX: With ArtMoney hacked.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92633
 17.01.2014
From the Auto Forum:
The enemy himself was a fierce bribe, but he gave (or rather left money in the car) twice for a meeting - and as if not by intent all, but by inattention.
ууу:"I am an opponent fierce bribery, but gave" It’s kind of like...I am against homosexuality, but it was a matter?! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92632
 17.01.2014
I work as an encyclopedist. Today accidentally found in one office lady in the Download folder a bunch of porn and book "Crisis of identity".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92631
 17.01.2014
<skiped> a friend turns to me and out loudly: "come in the evening, fuck with you", and smiles to give off. Did I meet that girl after that? No, because I am now on the bus.
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I once sent such friends to the harams, in general, forever. And you know - with such girls you can raise children, and these "friends" can only disrupt your initiatives, in order to crack.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92630
 17.01.2014
XXX: Yes, it is OK to push - the microwave oven is not turned on!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY No red lights on the car. Even if you press the gas.
Yyy: Tama is just from 2 to 8 switches. In the microwave. In cheap Chinese - 2-3 cones. Opened, found, closed with a clutch - and squeezed your head. In 2 minutes, the eyes will harden and in the brains of stupid thoughts more than 100% will never appear. Businesses are more fun. Enjoyed Phillips embedded. There, in addition to concivics and a pair of hercones, natural selenium is on the door. I was stunned by nostalgia.
XXX: O_o...
YYY: No, I am not a maniac perversionist.
YYY: I just take them to repair :) 

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92629
 17.01.2014
XXX: Let’s move our journey to the catch? In the summer, for example...
YYY: You have written me out.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №92628
 17.01.2014
The malicious program, with the help of which unknown hackers in December 2013 stole the personal data of 70 million customers of the American trading network Target, was "partly written in Russian". This was in its electronic version the Wall Street Journal with reference to the report of the US government, compiled with the help of experts in the field of computer security and sent to the largest American retailers.
According to experts, the program called Kaptoxa...

You guys are fucking fucking 😉

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