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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82467
 04.06.2013
Judging by the latest news releases, in Turkey found oil?? to

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82466
 04.06.2013
Maybe you decided to divorce me in secret?! to
Noah, what are you? Von Serega - while he was married, he played in tanks, and now he has no time for tanks, he goes to the grandmothers. I will never divorce you. I love tanks very much.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82465
 04.06.2013
XXX: I decided to cook the potatoes.
YYY: Okay well.
Yyy: Only fried potatoes are roasted, not cooked.
YYY: It’s not in vain "free" is called.
XXX: There are no Pelmeches, there are only Hinkalias, but I will not.
XXX: I am going to go!
YYY : Why?
X: I’ll show you later.
yyy: Hinkali, not Hinkali.
XXX is PF.
Yyy: Hinkalias are very bad hinkalies.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82464
 04.06.2013
Galia realized that she needed to lose weight when her phone booth broke.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82463
 04.06.2013
xxx: Fuck, I was on the bus this morning, and a guy was watching my pop all the way, while not being embarrassed, do all the men think only about sex???? to
UUU: When I go to work early in the morning, I often look at women's ass and I'm not embarrassed at all and in my head I have only one thought - it looks like a pillow and I want to sleep.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82462
 04.06.2013
Commentary from Habr about 3-D printers:
xxx: Domestic sausage based on paper-mache can be printed now. What is domestic application? =) is

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №82461
 04.06.2013
06:47 all of them
Toha 06:47: dropped the diploma to a scientist and reviewer
06:48 I went to sleep
Toha 06:48: Audio recording Aria – I am free
Natasha at 6:49 pm: fuck!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82460
 04.06.2013
How much land do you have to eat to die, and how does it work?
One is enough.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82459
 04.06.2013
What is Instagram? Is it related to vodka?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82458
 04.06.2013
Anathema
And yesterday Dima said to me the coolest words of all that any of my men ever said to me.

Natalia
NOWU
What he said?

Anathema
I told him that if I moved only with the cat, and he said that he loves him and didn’t even think, what could be different))))))))))
He loves my coat!! to

Natalia
:D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82457
 04.06.2013
From the discussion on the technical forum:
However, some gadgets and internet services have been able to seriously change the world around us.
With the iPhone, the grass has become greener.
zzz: And with the output of Instagramm, it is also purple, milky, and sometimes even in a speck.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82456
 04.06.2013
So I want to rock over the wolf, and I am 17, what to do

You steal your passport from the rodocks, you break your pig pig, you go to the train station for a ticket. Then you think.
When parents get caught up, you respond to the call and say you have decided to leave them because you are, for example, gay. And you are going to France, for example, to register your marriage. They panic for a long time, then they say they love you as you are, and then you just say, “Let’s go, I just went to a music festival, I’ll come back then.” They will breathe with relief, I’m sure.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №82455
 04.06.2013
Bodylev Andrey: So what do you think about the vacation?
Artem Che: I think I will go to a wonderful country in autumn
Artem Che: under the name of Hipotecland
Artem Che: And something tells me that I would like it so much
Artem Che: I will be driving there for many more years in a row

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82454
 04.06.2013
Now what, is it 2013?
[3:07:44] Picked
I’m going to sleep :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №82453
 04.06.2013
XXX: Where did he go?
YYY: Yes, I’m on the Internet
YYY: I am lying
Yes, I understand :D

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №82452
 04.06.2013
There are major changes in our office.
What did you take?
- Today monitored the history of search queries, so here, our buch searched for the "Criminal Code of the Russian Federation", "organic poisons", "how to hide the body" and "the climate of Magadan";

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82451
 04.06.2013
The tribe finished first class. I came back from the last call, just on the threshold, took off my jacket and threw it on the floor with a joyful cry: “I have finished your school!”and "
Here comes a really uncomfortable moment...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №82450
 04.06.2013
xxx: From the news "As by the assistant deputy. Chairman of the Committee on Constitutional Legislation Jalalutdin Kurbanov, the State Duma of the Russian Federation refused to introduce a visa regime with the countries of Central Asia.
Bees against honey, bleat

[ + 14 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82449
 04.06.2013
A surprising event happened to me today.
I quickly paid the receipt at Sberbank at a convenient time. You won’t believe me or say that I used the machine, but no, it was a live cashier, I saw it as clearly as I now see the keyboard. But everything in order.
I went to the office 25 minutes before the end of the day. I immediately noticed that someone was working. I got an electronic ticket and sat and waited for the couch. The only window was occupied. But here, 25 minutes before the end of the shift, another window opened and my number was called there. The woman quickly hand-picked the data from the receipt, and the translation fee was so low that I not only had enough money, but also left 20 rubles!!! to
Yes, you see with your own eyes how the quality of the service rises, and Russia rises from its knees.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82448
 04.06.2013
From the discussion of the cartoon "will be a gentle rain":
x: in childhood was cast a lot of bricks when viewing this cartoon
y: Soviet cartoons have always been a reliable supplier of bricks.

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