One user asked a question on Google:
How to make a smoke cup at home?
How long does the criminal proceedings usually last?
Appeal to court as a defendant, how to behave?

I had to order the stamps. I had Olga’s girlfriend, always corresponding with her. This time I wrote to her again, she sent me the layouts, I confirm (and in every letter I address her by name), she gave me the account... then immediately the next letter, the account is not yours, here is yours - but I forgot to put the account itself. Then I wrote to her that I didn’t say the amount and I need to change the account. She - no, you can't change, I'll send another one and again in the letter there is no account... in short, laughed with her about this, dropped everything to the heat.
The bills received in the end, we talk about the delivery, we decide everything and the last letter from her: "yes and more)) I don't know who Olga is)) apparently she worked here before me and she is a good person)) but my name is Maria and I also nothing)))"

It was a check in the head. :D

Ni is

An entirely miraculous mistake in the article about the ballistic missile - "horoscopes of the guidance system", and no less epic comment to it - "What? Predict the end of the world with a half-hour accuracy!"

Best comments to the KVN video on YouTube:
Whoever looks at this in the year 7528 - a shuffle up!!! (with 250 votes)
2nd I am the director "megaphone", have you not seen my employees? (123 of the votes)

If a person drinks a few liters of water at a time, he can die. It turns out that the advertisement "Drink without stopping drinks from Blackhead" is a propaganda of suicide?

KSTAAA
I had a fucking day.
Repairing the Cravate
Hm, I had a funny situation today.
that is =)
A man from Burkina Faso asks me.
Blabla
You also have a developed industry in Russia, you make cool electronics, surely and honey devices are cool.
Why don’t you sell them in the world? Are you going to train at all? You probably have better technology.
I thought a little about the answer.
He continues
Although understandable
Communism
you type ideology does not allow to sell capitalists =))))))))))))))))))))
I was convinced that the Soviet Union still exists.)
I really profile from surprise.
I said. that the union has collapsed =(
I should have said that I am an employee of KGB=))))
I will ride. Who has revealed our secrets?
Blythe
Why did this thought of happiness come?and (

In every house in St. Petersburg there is a pipiter and a molbert. If a guest guest behaves inappropriately, they can fuck both.

UUUU: It's all nonsense, in the house of every self-respecting burger there is an armor cut of 40, so it's better to go to visit the St. Petersburgers.

to this:
to this:
In connection with the adoption of the law on insulting the feelings of believers, I had a question. Atheism is a kind of belief that there is no God. So, can an atheist appeal to the court about the fact that the built temples daily offend his feelings, and demand either the demolition of all the temples, or lifetime material compensation from the RPC? and :)
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You know, as an atheist, I can assume that there will be no such statements because atheists are far more normal people than believers, they will not do such nonsense.
— — —
Indeed, believers do not do such nonsense either. In the worst case, they are all upset because they understand perfectly where all this idiotism comes from, and how all kinds of personalities like some deputies hide all their ugliness behind the alleged “faith.”
And power again got its way: people hate each other, although neither of them did anything. And justified hatred is one of the strongest drugs for people.

HH: I can do everything.
HGH: Absolutely everything
I may be mistaken when I say I can do everything.

My daughter made a housewife. I had to finish the proposal. She wrote: "Do not postpone for tomorrow what can be done Later". For a long time, I could not realize that was not that.

Sexual abstinence is the ability to hold yourself in hands.

This is your contemporary music, until you see who sings you will not understand, man or woman.
XXX: But even when you see it, it’s not exactly clear.

The William Hill poker room kills its voice assistant. Every action is sounded. After half an hour of such a game, a person simply cannot calmly perceive even the usual replicas.

William Hill: Good luck in the game! The flop is distributed. Distributed tournament. The river is distributed. The flop is distributed. Distributed tournament. The river spreads.
I: The torrent is distributed. and :)
Cat: A wooden tail is spread. :D

One advertising of drugs to increase potency on TV in the "childhood" stresses me more than all gay, pedophiles and smokers at the same time?

XXX: Don't read the news and the first channel
xxx: according to their version we live in a fairy kingdom, where everyone is rich, everyone has everything, no problems and a wise king
In general, our reality and their reality can only be crossed by the king.

He broke his phone, took his old motorcycle S110. I was driving in a crowd to work. He came out of the electric car and looked into his pocket, but the body was not there. Look at the rest - and there is the NTS Desirer lying. Who is Robin Hood and whose phone is it?

This year, observing on the Internet the continuing gender quarrel, you involuntarily start to think about the fact that today Male, Woman, and Man are three different biological species.

YYY: That is all shit. But what you and I have already pointed out about the thirty-year-old is a jerk!
xxx: more
xxx: I want to play.
yyy: Last year like a helicopter radio-controlled hotel )))
XXX: I’m grown up now

xxxx
The cut is the most valuable part of the body of an animal used for food. The cut is located in the rectal lining part of the torso, is the lumbar muscle tissue, located above the kidneys along the lumbar vertebrae. During the life of the animal, this muscle tissue almost does not receive physical activity, so it is the most gentle and tasty when cooking meat.

xxxx
I have a cut off 😉

g: (reference to the tool for handcrafting) want to!
M is VIEW!
and beautiful)
M is fucking. Do the opposite.
M is beautiful)
See also Viii!