xxx: There is a fencing section near me, when two 12-year-old girls went to class and saw a man climbing through the window of the first floor, they waited for him to come out and chased him with rapists to the police station. As it later turned out, he was a repeatedly convicted recidivist.

Yyy: And this recidivist was Albert Einstein.

It is a pity that Sunday comes so late.

About the photo contest (with voting):

There are pictures so intense that even missing them is disgusting.

1st
Same as how?

2nd
As a Ruby

1st
How is a black shit between two papers?

2nd
This definition is even better.

Having sex with a new guy. I must say that he was very, very good. I ask him: "Where did you learn that?))", and this fool began to run around the room and sing "porno, porn, fun and fun"...

I am using Windows 8. The internet disappeared. See also certificate function. I call. Internet Explorer opens with a message that the page is not found, then something in his brain clings, and he flies out.

The certificate of the lack of connection to the Internet, which is on the Internet... Genius. After that, the winnie’s requests to present her with a real admin, and not with me, the miserable fake, no longer seem like such an idiotism.

How I am angry with pigeons, who first get their pets, and then look for a way to get rid of them, because somehow not.
Because your head needs to think before you start.
A pet is essentially a child, a child that will never grow up and with him will always be a gemor, like with a year-old carapace.
Fuck, I have to understand.
and be fully aware of your responsibility for this child when you have a short circuit in the brain "HASCUSTENOCHA-A-A!"

We have a horse on the lawn.
He is so healthy that he hangs low.
All the babies passing by look very carefully at the horse.
All the men look very closely.

And also the rains about the admins sang "I hurt to see the white light, I better in total darkness. I’ve been dreaming about food for a lot of years. ?

Alcohol and cigarettes were restricted. and Nippet.
On dating sites there are perverse people and TP. and Nippet.
Complaints in quotes on complaints in quotes. In general nifty.

I found a funny post about cats. Absolutely happy!

(xxx recently accidentally lived with one communion with gastarbayters)
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xxx: but there were of course their ugars as a drunk man went naked on the big
xxx: his guard asked he said he was quite aherel
xxx: he says - so if it rains on the street, I'll wash my cowards
XX: logic unstoppable because on the street and the truth was rainy

We’ve been together for almost 3 years, actually.

You live in another city and you go to her once a year.

HHHH - UHH

When I watch adult movies, I immediately recall the pioneering slogan: “More work, less words. be ready! Always ready!”

This people is just amazing...
They were banned from smoking in public places – they were fooled in the elevator!!! to
They protest! %d

I am going to take the exam in the morning, I read the horoscope:
Today you will have to deal with someone very incomprehensible. And what is most unpleasant, at the same time, you will probably have to smile diligently and demonstrate admiration for the intellectual abilities of the interlocutor in every way.

Walked somewhere in the street.
I see the ads hanging.
Located near the metro.
Chuchmek slightly squeezed the sheet with glue.
And then carefully smashed each breaking leaf and glued them too.

Take a taxi from SMS spam. Order your car to remote areas from different phones. Let’s hit the rubles!

XXX: How are you?
YYY: Hi, thank you very much
I see you pinch me from time to time.
XXX: What am I doing?
YYY: Well, yeah, it’s like ticking a stick and watching whether it moves or not.

When the mind comes to mind,
The brain lies in the darkness of reality.
You can read "They’ve borrowed",
You will realize that you are normal.

I went today with my mom to the landscape, and there is an advertisement board. On one of them was written:
Dear holidaymakers, please do not feed the dog. The Secretary"
Mom not long thinking got the pen and with the words:"Something is missing" wrote "Feed the guard".