The only ones who can make cuts at work are carpenters.

Our politicians are like tanks: they are not afraid of dirt either.

The sister broke up with the guy - he is a boxer, curly blonde, beautiful, all with him. My mother asks:
Honey, why did you separate?
"Mom, it's like our refrigerator: big, beautiful, everyone likes it, but inside is empty!

I hope that everyone understands that because of the goat, which abolished winter time, in Russia the end of the world will happen an hour earlier?

xxx: Chew, in our outsourcing office slave power is so cheap that we were hired by the Chinese.

WOWU
PEOPLE, if my MTS number (8-913-260-XH-XH) is not available, then I am sitting on the megaphone, my northern number (8-929-391-XH-XH)!!!! to
WOWU
But if I’m not available on both MTS and MegaFone, then you’ve gotten in the moment when I’m resetting the sims.)

I went to the toilet today. As soon as the stream and the characteristic sound went away, I hear the cleaner singing: flowing through the stream, running through the stream!

Earth: Soon to come! On all the automotive markets of Belarus, from the hurricane "Sandy", look...

XXX is running. How to do so that it doesn’t go? The option to cook and glue intentionally not to offer!
Is it possible to put a shiffer for winter?
xxx: thought ruberoid cover but somehow not that... although the black car may nobody notice

Hi, we are your flooded neighbors from below, distributing the products of "Amway". We would like to talk to you about God..." - all the inhabitants of my entrance in two sentences.
"Matthew STR"®

My mother is a woman who is not old yet and is quite accustomed to modern technologies such as the Internet, social networks, etc.

Davecha came to meet his parents and had the reluctance to forget his own laptop, which led to the following dialogue:

Let me check the mail.
I will now read the news in contact to the end and give it.
You know what a mess, there is no end!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tonight, let’s call something my husband wants to talk to you.
Oh yeah, I am scared.
When a girl says my husband wants to talk to you
Even if this girl is a sister)))

I received a letter on the subject:
Are you sure of it=?koi8-r?Q?=CD,_=DE=D4=CF_=DC=D4=CF_=CE=C5_=D7=C1=DB_=C4=D2=D5=C7?? =

I’m crazy, and I don’t have a doubt 😉

When the window is closed, forever.

Long time not seen with a friend, we talk on Skype on the topic "Where did she disappear?" It turned out that a relative from Europe came to her to host, the same mother of two children.
My friend: "Imagine it! We left our husbands for two weeks and we're going to break up in full!! Every day, the circus, the mornings, the doll theater, and then we rush to our home and a sweet stoool!
For me opened up a new, yet unknown, simply sacred meaning of the notion of opening up.
Age, what are you doing? Stop to stop. This is no longer funny :(

I take the bus from work home. Nearby, a very joyful, loud and emotionally young father teaches his young son arithmetic, drawing examples with his finger on the glass and making up tasks. After 15 minutes, the following text begins:
A: Count Dragon flew to one village and eaten there five peaceful houses, then he flew to another village and eaten there five civilians. How many people did he eat?
And ten of them!
A: It is right. But here one resident did not digest, got out of his stomach, generally, stuck in his teeth. How many inhabitants are left in the stomach of the dragon?
C is nine
A : Yes. Then he flew to another village and ate three civilians there. How much is in
The stomach?
Didn’t anyone survive this time?
A: No, I ate the whole village.
C: three... no, twelve!
A: Then came Dobryna Nikitich and spat the dragon's belly, and released seven peaceful men from there.
The residents...
C: Wow, I’m not so friends with you!
Oh, and it is shrinking! Shake the stomach! How many people are in the stomach?
C is zero.
No, he only released five residents.
A: A is seven!
A: And at this time people in the belly "no missed", and they had two children.
A: for everyone?
A: There are not only two. How many people were in the stomach of the dragon?
C is nine!

A massive fight between young people occurred in the village of Zabadam, which is located on the territory of Shymkent, on October 29. The reason for her was the conflict that arose the day earlier on the basis of hostile relations between two relatives from the villages of Zabadam and Otkormsovhosz.

The commentary:

You may have argued whose name Aul is more outspoken.

The beginning of a couple. Students examine the iPhone of the previous model purchased by one of the students.
XHH is heavy.
Wow, about 150 grams.
I wanted to buy an exam. I bought an iPhone.

American gaming supermarket network GameStop is going to start selling Grand Theft Auto 5 from March 1 next year.
James Sunderland: Well, if they unload it on March 1, the March 8 celebration will not take place for technical reasons.

of those. Support and hello.
Hi to you. I don’t have the internet working.
What Windows do you have?
I have Ubuntu.
... sorry?
and Ubuntu.
You probably don’t understand, I’m asking what Windows you have?
I don’t have Windows.
On the other side of shock.