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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №82327
 01.06.2013
I went out on the street to smoke on June 1. I expected people from the anti-smoking movement to attack me, but instead they asked me for a cigarette.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82326
 01.06.2013
To the subject of insulting someone’s feelings by Moydodyr.
In the past few days, the South Park pulled these $6oE6s:
Negroes revolted because, in their opinion, the flag of the city was racist.
On the flag is a black man on the hanging, and next to the white stands.
They came together on the fact that the standing men were painted in the colors of the Olympic rings.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №82325
 01.06.2013
I think that the guys who call their girlfriend "zaja" do not say so by chance. I’m looking forward to "Bla already"

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82324
 01.06.2013
Ten years ago, I was a normal man. They were pirates. Five years ago I learned that I was natural and they were blue. Now I am a homophob, and they are homosexual!
Maybe it’s time to get them back in the pitch!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82323
 01.06.2013
From Vichy:

I went to the store. The underwear was placed in two baskets – for the righteous women and for the sinners.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82322
 01.06.2013
From Support Service:
Please tell me if there is a smartphone on this phone, if there is no one, how to install it, and most importantly, how to use it! I would very much like to know. Thanks for earlier.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №82321
 01.06.2013
Today, as the last loophole, I went to work on a trolleybus.
Do you usually go to Maryland?
In the bus.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82320
 01.06.2013

I remembered here — one day I joked — and gave the carbists the phone of a friend-Yehovist, and specifically driven. To this day, I wonder who is who?

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82319
 01.06.2013
Married is when you used to eat a naked "Doshirak" for lunch, and now a young wife carefully adds two tablespoons and a tablespoon of mayonnaise to it.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №82318
 01.06.2013
Saturday morning at work. The New Uranium. There is snow outside the window.
In the office, it sounds like it’s so cold, right? The BRR!
He was not in court for a month.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №82317
 01.06.2013
The rainbow is a rare and beautiful natural phenomenon.
And whoever considers the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality is a pidoras.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82316
 01.06.2013
Smiled before sleeping.
I want a Porsche...
Wife of Borges? Tomorrow I swear. Red as you like.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82315
 01.06.2013
Misterio: It is the first of June. Day of Protection of Children
Misterio: on this day, children will drink cola, swim in the fountains, build and break pebbles, beat themselves and each other on the head with plastic bottles from under the cola and sand blades.
Misterio: Generally speaking, behave as always xD

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82314
 01.06.2013
Instead of drawing up what you have the subtle inner world in the column "About yourself", copy your girlfriend’s columns of pseudo-high-intellectual quotations and give a splash of interests in the style of "running on the slopes, smiling in the rain", write briefly and clearly - "I’m an ordinary dumb ass!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82313
 01.06.2013
After the school abolished the teaching of drawing, the overwhelming majority of schoolchildren think that the kitchen is a kitchen, in Czech.

[ + 34 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82312
 01.06.2013
Because of you, I know who Sasha Gray is, but I have no idea what she looks like.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №82311
 01.06.2013
Did you get the sauce? There are some smaller ones there now.
- ah, and then we will be told that large sausages are feeding, and sausage experts only eat small ones.
The cupcakes are five :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №82310
 01.06.2013
Usama_Bin_Laden: The temperature of ignition of the gas is about 500 degrees. Fuel temperature of gasoline is 300 degrees. Are you afraid to leave your car in the sun?
If serious, the gas is a fairly safe substance. It’s not as volatile or as fuely as it seems. No need to fear him at all.

Lerius: A person with such a nick can be trusted in explosive safety issues. =) is

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №82309
 01.06.2013
From the review on the cleaner for pipes "Pothan":

The Dignity:
Eliminates clogging and everything living within a radius of 3 meters.

The shortcomings:
I was almost removed too.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №82308
 01.06.2013
When I was 18, life seemed to me as long as Transib. Now I’m 50, and she doesn’t seem like a school ambulance.

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