The one who is responsible for everything is hard to call for an answer.

About small miserable dogs that are dragged under the mouse.

Unfortunately, I could not briefly tell this story, but I think the story is very fun and interesting, even with my chrome narrative.

A day ago, I went to a shopping center in Stratford to buy a new shirt and tie. Going out of the store stumbled on a beauty, very short clothes, a strange color of skin, walked instead of shoes and a hairy creature with a sleeve. In London, we see such a rarity. Looking at this vanity creature (I am about the dog) I remembered interested in the story from my past.
In the late 1990s, I had a fighting dog of the boxer breed. A normal animal, but unfortunately stupid, the dog got me by chance, already grown up so that it is probably not worth blaming me for the stupidity of the animal. I led Santa to a special training, I think “OPS”, it was a special program where dogs were taught to protect the owner, to perform the command of fass, causing maximum damage to the attacker. I remember it was the 90s.
The dog trained at our club around 20-30. Basically, bulterier, Staffordshire terrier, dobermans, rottweilers and boxers.
Instruction was very intense from the dogs made combat vehicles.
The training was conducted in the woods, the people gathered specific, strong necks, heavy chains, I hope understand.
Everything was very serious, strictly, manly, until one day we came to the training, I would say not flying, cute, airy creature, in a pink suit with a light head. I think her name was Alice, so Alice brought a small dog, I can be mistaken, probably a dwarf bulldog, a face like a boxer, ridiculously snooping, and the size of a medium shoe.
We didn’t get an instructor, I thought Alice was just, confused, and just wanted to teach Tesic to sit and lie.
Alice and Tesic did not miss any lessons, Tesic was a very obedient dog, but to see without colics in the stomach as he performed, the command of fass, it was impossible, he was very funnyly running, curved and sharply jumped up to at least somehow jump to the chest of the attacker, our dogs were taught to work on the throat.
Once, without Alice, we asked the instructor why this circus, he replied, Tessic may and will not be able to protect the hostess, but shake the attacker and give the hostess a few seconds to escape in his power.
Tesic and Alice did not appear at the training for a month, we began to forget the evil flights of Tesic, as one Tuesday we saw a familiar pink suit and after a few steps we saw Tesic. Tesic looked strange, his little body was overwhelmed, but as I thought he was walking proudly, if you can say as a hero.
Alice said she was attacked a few weeks ago by a man trying to rape, rob, and possibly kill. When he showed her a knife and ordered her to dress up, she was frightened, her legs became cotton, and her head stopped working from horror.
After a few moments, Alice heard an animal crying, full of pain. There was a shadow in the face of her rapist. Tesic, taking off, stepped his small teeth into the maniac’s nose, while very quickly rubbing his face with his tiny legs.
The rapist whispered, Tesic waved, snorted and snorted at the same time, and Alice was afraid to crush.
The attacker managed to pull the dog from his face and he rushed away, but Tesik laughed and tried to catch him where he was on his curved legs.
Alice cried when she told us about her misfortune, and her harsh faces showed respect for the small but fearless hero.

And what happened to Tesic, why he was in the bandages, one of us asked.
And he was in the bushes, answered Alice.
These are funny, handsome dogs.

Girl, can I meet you?
Have you had any disappointments in your life?

It was:
I went out on the balcony, I watched the children (9 years old) playing a joke, fighting, shooting each other, who are the Chinese pistols, who are the sticks! And I think it's good that they don't sit in tanks! And then the neighbor calls and asks, “Did you also have an inat cut off?” and then I understood why the kids were on the street. It was just sad :(

Answer: You just didn’t look out before until the inets were cut off. It often happens there.

From the journal on dreamwidth.org:
Lenin must necessarily remain in the Mausoleum, on the Red Square. As a reminder to university rectors about the inadmissibility of leaving students for political reasons"

111: Well everyone, there is someone in old age to bring water
and 222.? to
She asked to bring a drink, and the daughter pulled a half-liter cup of water to the edges.
Well, then, most importantly, don’t get stuck with joy now.

XXX: I have a cloud of transmission in my car
XXX: five raised, five lowered and this is only on the rear drive, and there is also a full
Even Ivan Urgant does not carry as many transmissions as you do in the car.

Destroyer of myths:
1st Vova clearly destroyed the all-Russian theory that a man can “wrap.”
2nd Boris Berezovsky proved that the hopes of the newborns to drop over the hill and live there richly and happily have little to do with reality.

I watched Tom and Jerry and thought. The mouse in the cat and the laser shoots, and in space launches and in other ways kills him, and the cat is alive.
The cat can’t be killed, he’s a Quest Persian.

I had such a leaflet under the window, it's fucking - I've never heard of it before)))
2 guys got bored because 1 wanted to go home)))))))))))
that is. They get bored, beat on the cars, roll and 1 oret "bla, understand, I want to fuck! Help someone!

HHH
Hi, do you like it?

WOWU
I don’t like cougars. I prefer dogs.

HHH
What do you want the dog to do for you?

WOWU
She wore her tail, guarded, did not hurt the house. What else? I knew the elementary teams. It is possible to have a shepherd without documents.

I just learned why girls paint their legs in different colors. It turns out to be Feng Shui)))and the color and sequence of them have meanings)
YYY: Of course they have it! White orange, orange, white-green, blue, white-blue, green, white-brown, brown.

Usually, in the chicken bar, those who postpone for tomorrow what had to be postponed today are the first candidates for a trip to the bar.

Neighbors all night celebrated June 1, they protected children from all alcohol in the nearest store.

Furla_murla: I think Potter was supposed to die at the end. I’m just surprised how he survived after the avada of Kedavra!
Kaity_Blane: And I’m surprised that Voldemort, the great wizard, couldn’t pinch his nose.

XXX: You know that.
Xxx: Kids, they are long-sighted, snuck.
xxx: My brother, who was younger than five years old, was wearing flomasters with an alarming frequency.
XXX: And recently 18 knocked, the sleeves filled.
YYY: What a little boy. Enzo prepared his mother psychologically in advance.

Heat +30, the summer just came, but at night nothing else, you can sleep just with the window open and don't get sick. At least so it seemed at first. What a shock, when waking up at half four in the morning from suffocation and heat, realized that the heating was working. The heat, the fucking! 31 May at half four in the morning, when on the street +26...

It was not in the Soviet machines "with gas" and "without gas".
It was "with syrup" and "without syrup".
The gas was silent.
But the syrup could be rejected so that the ass would not sink.
or with a double-triple blur, just throw the coins and remove the glass in time.

In the interview:
Where was the former employee?
Go to Decree
dangerous to you.

But here is not:

After the school abolished the teaching of drawing, the overwhelming majority of schoolchildren think that the kitchen is a kitchen, in Czech.

The kitchen is the place where the valley is ready.)