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The Sisters.
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They are not breasts. This is a happy cat.
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Cats of cats.
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Here are the cats.

Now I wrote a birthday congratulations to my girlfriend, "Lyalaya, grow big and strong, but when you see a man, immediately pretend weak and helpless." The first time the auto-correct corrected what I encountered there and made it "weak and free", the second time "weak and helpless".
Maybe he knows more about life and men than me.

"Aeroflot" became the official carrier of Manchester United. I like it.

Fans of Liverpool.

I read about hard disks:

The Dignity:
It has been working for more than 2 years and has not once swallowed. Once you poured a pot with compot onto the enabled system, everything burned apart from the hitchi screw.

Here is it, the restoration of the world’s balance... Fat men, walking out in the summer with their naked torso, is the male embodiment of fat butts, walking out in the summer in loins and short shorts... ^_^

Yesterday I found out one bicycle sign - struck the iron pedal on the cayenne with Chechen numbers - wait for a quick and desperate ride.

I accidentally saw a loan advertisement on one of the Ukrainian channels.
I don't remember how the bank was called, but such a loan is 1.9 hryvnia / day for one thousand hryvnia.
Prikinem - comes out 693.5 grn / year / thousand.grn ==> that is - 69% annual.
A coward such a coward.

And again :
All the same:

to this
It is...
I think that many people who want to make tiramisu at home all break about the phrase "Savoyardi cookies"
It is...
So why did you post it?
I now know from my own experience what to do Savoyardi - like two fingers on asphalt. Where to buy mascarpone cheese?! to

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Mascarpone is even easier than cookies. 500g 20% cream and half lemon juice. Mix, and when it grows - put in a sitto on a linen towel. Put it in the refrigerator - let the serum flow there. Get 200-25o g of wonderful cheese. Here are you and the mascarpone.)
It is...
You have no heart. You are all bitch, and I now instead of tanks have to do this same tiramisu ((

Now those convicted for downloading songs and movies are similar to those convicted for the robbery of socialist property at the time. Here it rolls, took it, sat down.

My parents were in the house. The landscape on the forest, on the edge under the trees a wooden toilet. In the toilet there is an air refresher, and of course "Aromas of the forest"!and :)

This is the "Hab.
Well, who chose the “nightmare” mode when logging into the world? Nefig now complain that he got to Russia."
Dear friends, who believe that there is no place worse and harsher than Russia, ask about the lives of the residents of central Africa, which is permanently fighting itself, illiterate, sick with AIDS and more than half of the population - children under 14 years of age. This is not a unique example.
We are not in the ass itself, but rather somewhere in the middle.

on the portal about renting housing in the description of the room and who you would like to see as tenants:
Consider 2 girls or 1 person.

When I was 3 years old, I recognized my aunt under the costume of Santa Claus.
When I was 5, I found my mother removing my tooth from under the pillow. So my tooth has disappeared.
Having celebrated my eighth birthday, I discovered that I was not rewarding in the name of the Moon. And when I was 11, my cat didn’t turn into a Hogwarts professor and didn’t invite me to a magical special school.
At 16 I read the Constitution of my own country.
And I still need to explain why cynicism is my life position?! to

Bring a girl to Samara, show the city. Due to some circumstances, I had to use a public toilet 4 times a weekend (cool toilets and just in parks). Before leaving :
D: You have a beautiful city, and the coast is beautiful, but the whole impression is ruined by the lack of toilet paper in all the toilets.
Brother’s wife comes in. Previous post: My mother is now working. If someone needs something, toilet paper, for example, apply. She is now in her home...

The Israelis, out, with the F-4 engine, also introduced the injection of a water-alcohol mixture into the compressor, so that the engine could be chased for the MiG-25.

bredych >> And why all? And because chasing the Russians without vodka is an empty idea! (c) the

in the morning I go in the headphones on my wave, I don't touch anyone... and here I almost jump, it turns out, the playful Labradorcha wanted to hide her wet nose in my hand))))

Talk to the designer about the prepared layout

What did you smoke?
discs: printed briefings, twisted, hit with printed blades, set fire and made a couple of stretches
Employer: It was fun.

One of my uncles worked as a driver. He always complained that he did not buy spare parts for the car, including rubber. Somehow his patience did not last, and he rolled out a note in the name of his passenger-gen.director, about the fact that he did not buy rubber in time instead of already bald. He brings this service to us in the supply department with the literal visa of Deputy Gender: "Glavbu, Head of OMTS. If you don’t need me – you can’t pay!" Do nothing – bought him a rubber and hanged on a wall in a frame)

here here :

to this:

If everyone is fighting for gender equality, then tell me why a girl’s fifth breast size is sexy and a guy’s third is ugly.

Therefore, why when a guy has a penis, it’s good, and when a girl – somehow not very... ;)
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Relax, gender equality exists - the hairy breast of the fifth size is equally not aesthetic in the representative of any sex.

We went to a cafe near the gas station. My husband drove the car and I drowned to order dinner.
The waitress lists her:
- Half of the borsche, one okroshka, strawberries with potatoes, purple with sludge, salad, 2 cups of compot, a cup of tea and two cups of tea (that's a bit for two men).
There are no warriors.
I: Then let’s get another puddle with the repellent.
Aaaah, so you’re not going to be alone, right?

It is :)
Immediately remembered the joke about 49 cups of tea ))))
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About Compote and Waterbread:
The colleagues went on a business trip to Kamchatka, went to a cafe with a representative of the meeting party (three people), he orders: immediately bring 3 cups of compot. They bring, each 0.5 liters, he drinks one slice, then the second slower and crawling from the third asks: what are you waiting for? The compot here is delicious, take it! It is :)