Who does not drink? Serena does not drink. I drove him home a couple of times after the north guard. He has a beer consumption of 2 liters per 100 kilometers on the track!!! And in the city, in general, it eats like Hammer. It doesn’t matter what kind of fuel you use to get home.

What are you watching?
- "Sweet and strong" The first.
Look at the new better.
You do not understand. In the first... Bruce Willis... With Hair!
Oh wow...

XX: Is he inventive?
It is when the neighbor forgot to feed his dog while drunk.
Xy: And the dog pulled and bothered us.
Xy: He shot her with her pets from the corner :D The dog ate and silenced
xx : )))))))))

Q: Did you watch the biathlon?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: What is it?
Yyy: Garanichev missed and got into the satellite.

I just love my universe! Next to the computer audience weighs an advertisement:
“Attention to! In the audience 126 was found a socks (black, presumably on the left foot)
Please contact the 133 offices.
And, most importantly, there is a big PHOTO of the SCHOESK lying on the floor of this very computer audience!)

linkoln6ego: Happiness in the music player
linkoln6ego: I'm going to you
linkoln6ego: by
linkoln6ego: fuck, I’ll go

Women remember it!! to
If you've found your prince, then don't forget that his best horse will go to visit you and eat the Half-Frozen!!!! T is

From Chat:
20:39:47 "I kiss on 4: I am looking for a mosquito for love there are such?
20:40:30 "Ikaric: I kiss at 4, there is AZLK 412 "Moskvich", the carburetor is old, love with him is enough for the rest of my life, will?

xxx: script for the "Resident of Evil 6". Alice: The T-virus evolved into the TP-virus... Zombies... They have now learned to eat brains with the help of social networks... Photo in the style of "New"... Phrases: "I fucked your principles in principle"... And every day they are becoming more and more... No one knows how to fight them... Humanity is doomed to extinction... I am Alice... And I am the only one who was able to stand up to not shake up in the mirror with the iPhone, making sponges of bats... And I will fight...
by: Ray Spencer

I am standing near a friend’s house, cleaning her car from the snow.
The Negro goes, stops, looks closely at the old house where, with a terrible accent, I say I don’t know, not local, he is again, I hope I say again that I don’t know really, he makes a phrase in the purest Russian: you, che, are you a racist?

It is hard to carry an empty wallet.

It was inspired by the story, just read.... the city of Kiev, the micro-region of Poznańki (not Poznańki), the Slavic gymnasium, the English language teacher Alla Ivanovna. Her favourite answer to the students: "Itts jrrr prrroblem. Not to Maine.” This is the case with the RRRR. A girl who has spent two years in Canada has returned to her class and speaks English. Thus, this Ally Ivanovna did not come out of the triangles. She didn’t care about the teacher, she just spoke as she could.

How do you feel about clowns?
Don’t provoke me to anti-government statements!

Does my tach pad not respond to my right hand, I go to the doctor or to the service center?

- I shave my hand on the comp, touched the sticker, pulled off - I read: "dont remove".

- = = =

xxx: I also tried to turn on the rear, so that the rear-going dumb... didn’t turn on
Accident for what?
zzz: The accident flashes to thank or apologize. And in the rear, it is apparent that the one driving behind the dollar is rolling.

The Altai end. 10th of March. For a week, there has been a strong wind and wind. It breaks the wires, breaks the stretches and rolls the advertising shields, in the courtyards the sandstocks fly away. The words of the song "...and behind the window the month of March"will get a different meaning...

Excess speed by 12 km / h - 100 rubles on a MasterCard card.
Not attached seat belt - 500 rubles on a MasterCard card.
Congratulations on the 8th of March are invaluable.

Congratulations to you, St. I have cash!

I walk in the street today, a man speaks on the phone in front of me.
Listen to me, Milla. I need to make a website on the internet, shops from it to sell a couch. You can?

Spam is sometimes cooler than jokes :) So, Nigerian spammers and online translators:

Dear friend,
I am a citizen of Russia, I was on the search and I saw your email, so I decided to write to you if your email is real, I was diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He has defiled all forms of treatment, and now I have only about a few months to live. I am very rich, but I have never been generous.
Most of my assets are in the nearest family members. I decided to give mercy to charities. I can’t do it myself anymore because of my health. Once I asked my family members to give some money to charities, they refused and kept the money. I have a huge
a cash deposit of eighteen million dollars with finances home abroad. I will
I want you to help me collect this deposit and send it to charity.
of organizations. You will take 20% of this money for your help.

With respect,
The Roman Gavrilovna

P.S We have "Roman Gavrilovna" now a local mem :)