From Habr:
1 The Parasites
2: You made 6 mistakes in the word “Pederast”

From the discussion of the topic "for parents their children always remain small":
xxx: - Calls, you talk, to work and asks if you have eaten? Oh, that is all nonsense. I am 35, and when asked who in my childhood came in the costume of Santa Claus for the New Year, mom and dad make a surprised face and shout "What costume, you are what?" This is Santa Claus!"

The Soviet Sherlock Holmes said that women are on a disproportionately lower level than we are men. At least because women are guided by so-called delicate feelings, emotions. Emotions are the opposite of pure and cold reason.
And it annoys me terribly!
<DT> And this confirms the Holmes thesis. :D

Discussion of products on Yandex.Market

kipa.dima: TELL ME BUY HELEXY TAB 2 and put together a card on 32 apps from the Play Market and I have an internal memory written, though on the card is empty how to transfer from the inside to the card?
Basilura: You have very large letters - here they have all of the memory and burst.

At the customs, from the replacement of the seats, changed not only the amount, but also the contents of the wagons.

Stephen's movies are very cool, he saves his wife or daughter, or avengers for their deaths.

An Armenian came to work with us yesterday (I work in a restaurant). The real one is a rough nose, a hat. Asked for coffee. He is standing in a stand and drinking. and further dialogue. Do you want to buy iPhones? Not expensive, but good. I – no, thank you, I’m not interested in Apple products. What is? The apple? What is Apple? You don’t want potatoes? The Romanians are good! I couldn’t listen any further.

From the Lights Forum:
The headlamps are a rare case where men get and boast of who is less.

xxx: after being told on educational sites and forums that it is unacceptable to beat children with a belt, he began to cut me with a hose from the washing machine...

KaWa: Parkour is the science of how to elegantly jump to the top shelf in a train

Fleur – Hot Cats 4:12

I am going to release the punished Boyarsky from the bathroom)))))))))))

Night: Boyarsky is a cat

Olga, what did he do?

I took off my hat))))))))))

Nonimy: Sponsor of my diet is little time. Not much time to eat later.

“We are deeply concerned about this Russian bill, which seriously restricts freedom of expression and assembly for lesbians, homosexuals, bisexuals and transgender people, ultimately for all Russians,” the statement said.

Do they all consider us gay?

One comment from a YouTube video:
Fuck, YouTube every two weeks updates its interface, in the drink was two weeks, I'm going to go, with a puppy and not a fuck I don't understand where I got. They bite.

X: I never knew how to read. I learned later.
XXX: I didn’t know how to write. But then I learned that too. And then I realized that over time I could learn anything.
xxx: And now I’m 21 years old, and I’m still going out of the contour in colours.

XXX: You do not understand anything.
xxx: in our time half of the success of rpg is the design of the helmet of the protagonist on the cover

XXX: Casper must be removed from the comp. They are not friends with 1C and the resources he eats as if it were his computer. In general, he behaves domestically. A great antivirus.

About Teachers and the Plus of Science:
"Defended candidate - got a graduate grandmother!"

I sit, a lot of work, I can't start, reluctantly simply(( Here I was also sent a letter, which begins with the greeting "Good lazy!" Suki...

How the mirrors have changed today.
You look at them thinking, tired.
You are as you were,
But there is no naivety...

He: And the puss fell out of his pants,
The ass ripped the jeans into pieces.
There is no word about the face.
I will eat the remaining sweets.