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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76527
 27.01.2013
From Habr:
1 The Parasites
2: You made 6 mistakes in the word “Pederast”

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №76526
 27.01.2013
From the discussion of the topic "for parents their children always remain small":
xxx: - Calls, you talk, to work and asks if you have eaten? Oh, that is all nonsense. I am 35, and when asked who in my childhood came in the costume of Santa Claus for the New Year, mom and dad make a surprised face and shout "What costume, you are what?" This is Santa Claus!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76525
 27.01.2013
The Soviet Sherlock Holmes said that women are on a disproportionately lower level than we are men. At least because women are guided by so-called delicate feelings, emotions. Emotions are the opposite of pure and cold reason.
And it annoys me terribly!
<DT> And this confirms the Holmes thesis. :D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76524
 27.01.2013
Discussion of products on Yandex.Market

kipa.dima: TELL ME BUY HELEXY TAB 2 and put together a card on 32 apps from the Play Market and I have an internal memory written, though on the card is empty how to transfer from the inside to the card?
Basilura: You have very large letters - here they have all of the memory and burst.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76523
 27.01.2013
At the customs, from the replacement of the seats, changed not only the amount, but also the contents of the wagons.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76522
 27.01.2013
Stephen's movies are very cool, he saves his wife or daughter, or avengers for their deaths.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76521
 27.01.2013
An Armenian came to work with us yesterday (I work in a restaurant). The real one is a rough nose, a hat. Asked for coffee. He is standing in a stand and drinking. and further dialogue. Do you want to buy iPhones? Not expensive, but good. I – no, thank you, I’m not interested in Apple products. What is? The apple? What is Apple? You don’t want potatoes? The Romanians are good! I couldn’t listen any further.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76520
 27.01.2013
From the Lights Forum:
The headlamps are a rare case where men get and boast of who is less.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76519
 27.01.2013
xxx: after being told on educational sites and forums that it is unacceptable to beat children with a belt, he began to cut me with a hose from the washing machine...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76518
 27.01.2013
KaWa: Parkour is the science of how to elegantly jump to the top shelf in a train

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76517
 27.01.2013
Fleur – Hot Cats 4:12

I am going to release the punished Boyarsky from the bathroom)))))))))))

Night: Boyarsky is a cat

Olga, what did he do?

I took off my hat))))))))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76516
 27.01.2013
Nonimy: Sponsor of my diet is little time. Not much time to eat later.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76515
 27.01.2013
“We are deeply concerned about this Russian bill, which seriously restricts freedom of expression and assembly for lesbians, homosexuals, bisexuals and transgender people, ultimately for all Russians,” the statement said.

Do they all consider us gay?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76514
 27.01.2013
One comment from a YouTube video:
Fuck, YouTube every two weeks updates its interface, in the drink was two weeks, I'm going to go, with a puppy and not a fuck I don't understand where I got. They bite.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76513
 27.01.2013
X: I never knew how to read. I learned later.
XXX: I didn’t know how to write. But then I learned that too. And then I realized that over time I could learn anything.
xxx: And now I’m 21 years old, and I’m still going out of the contour in colours.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76512
 27.01.2013
XXX: You do not understand anything.
xxx: in our time half of the success of rpg is the design of the helmet of the protagonist on the cover

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76511
 27.01.2013
XXX: Casper must be removed from the comp. They are not friends with 1C and the resources he eats as if it were his computer. In general, he behaves domestically. A great antivirus.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76510
 27.01.2013
About Teachers and the Plus of Science:
"Defended candidate - got a graduate grandmother!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76509
 27.01.2013
I sit, a lot of work, I can't start, reluctantly simply(( Here I was also sent a letter, which begins with the greeting "Good lazy!" Suki...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №76508
 27.01.2013
How the mirrors have changed today.
You look at them thinking, tired.
You are as you were,
But there is no naivety...

He: And the puss fell out of his pants,
The ass ripped the jeans into pieces.
There is no word about the face.
I will eat the remaining sweets.

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