My sister (182 views) When she sits at the disco, she invites a guy to dance decently below her height (often happens), warns, smiling pleasantly:
Young man, I will start to get up and the process will not end.

Probably only for people with our mentality when choosing acoustics the most important criterion is not the quality of sound, but:"shob susedi aueeli!"

xxx: I listen to the drummer, there is a police syrene, like in the subject, the norm. Fuck it on the street.
YYY: I listened to the pump factory for five minutes
YYY: Until I went to find out where such a noble industry

At the 10th Congress of the Union of Journalists of Russia, the organizers had to change the big banner that decorated the scene.
On the first day, the inscription looked like this: "X-th Congress of the Union of Journalists of Russia", where X is the number of the Roman alphabet.
The next day, an Interfax correspondent discovered that the defect and the letter "y" were glued. The Union of Journalists explained that the changes were caused by the fact that "some delegates began to have incorrect associations."
The organizer of the congress: “That’s why we glued the defiant with the booklet ‘y’ and left the Roman figure ‘X’.
By the way, the original inscription that confused journalists was made with a mistake: according to the rules of the Russian language, literal build-ups to Roman numbers are not applied.

I had a situation two years ago - in the evening, a dark, brainless dog, the same hostess, I and a scraper that carried in my hand...
For a long time, doctors from the clinic opposite reminded me of this story with a dog without shoes.
But this dog is now always in the hammer, despite the fact that the teeth are there now very often.

The budget iPhone

The first comment:

If Jobs put a pair of magnets under his mouse and wrapped the grave with a wire, he would be able to provide electricity from such news of medium-sized towns.

A man becomes a real adult when he begins to understand that the best soft toy is a couch.

The former head of the "Post of Russia" after the dismissal will receive 3 million rubles.
I hope they will be sent by post to Russia before the New Year.

A commentary to the video in which a motorcyclist outputs the stream at the meeting and crashes into a left-turning stall at the crossroads:
This is my dream penalty system.

Gods, it feels like I have not one girl and one cat in my house, but ZZ Top in full composition and 4 San Bernardino.

I'm going to work today, I'm swollen, not in the spirit from the morning.And I have a panel, where the transmission box began to scratch, well, I hold her hand over and over, no matter what, I'm screaming.I see, my chat is scratching, it's still trying to get out of the scandal, it's obvious that the topic will not be found.And here he says - But you don't hold me so hard, so I don't scream!! to

I could not fall asleep from the neighbor with the drill, when I heard the female stones, I realized that it was not a drill.

I am from the time when, if a guy said to a guy, "I need to buy a towel," they are not blue, but students of a technical university.

My husband is going on a long business trip, I got sophisticated and for the first time I made him a meat roulette with cheese, mushrooms, etc. He eats in silence for a few minutes, I am like on nails:
Well how?
You know, if you met me with this roulette from a business trip, I would think that you are a noble man behind you.
A worthy compliment!

Yesterday on the 1st I stumbled on some mouse. In honor of Pugacheva. In the hall between Philae and Galkin sits Orbakaite. That is, she sits between two uncles who slept with her mom. One is slightly older than Christy, the other is 10 years younger. On the stage is another uncle who slept with the culprit-Kuzmin. With daughter. Moreover, the daughter knows that her father slept outside with that grandmother from the hall. The very mill. In short, Santa Barbara was incomplete. There were no other two husbands of Kristina, and the current wife of Presnyakov.It was wanted that the 1st channel was more responsible for such events.

Good night sweet)
I would have eaten you! by Omnom.
I just want to eat you.

pythe is:
The picture. In the courtyard of our garage a powerful uncle washes a huge powerful car (truck) with a powerful sprayer. wash the roof - you will not reach, you need to stand for a long time and hit the stream in one place until everything dries. I see — the uncle rolls past the roof, right by, somewhere in the sky. Long to loose. and immovable. And it would be nice to look somewhere - no, obviously there and looking, in the sky. All the time I was smoking, he licked a stream into the sky, slightly swinging with the sprayer. I drowned, drowned the straw, guessed - the uncle in the splashes looked at the rainbow, probably in the bright sun he could see it well.

A: You are right more than ever.
YYY: There is no need for a pencil here.
XX: I compare A. with none. 5 is OK.

The airport of Copenhagen. If you have a transit there for more than a couple of hours, do your best to get a Schengen visa. There are only 7/11 in the transit zone, there are no smoking rooms and you can generally die of boredom. On the other side of the border there is a huge shopping and entertainment center, to which, by mistake, the airport was built.

Artem
Damn, I understood all the shortcomings of solitary being.
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Irina
well
Artem
Becoming a grandmother
I woke up washing my shoes.
Irina
ahahahah
Artem
There was still a rack.