I got on the net for an old news.

The Russian language should not receive the status of the second state language in Ukraine.
This was stated by the politician and boxer Vitaly Klitschko.
“I am sure that the state language is German in Germany, French in France. It is identity. The state language must be one. Everyone communicates in any language and understands each other. But if we want to unite the whole country, the state language must be one. The point,” Klitschko said.

It is a pity that Klitschko did not teach geography at school and does not know countries such as Switzerland, Canada, Belgium, Finland, Israel, etc. Of the countries in which there is no one official language in the world, 48 out of 261, roughly - a fifth.

The Colonel:
I heard from the child’s room a native German language. In panic, I rushed there to turn off their computer and what I see. These children (4 and 5 years old) are watching the Disney club on the German channel. The most important thing is that everyone understands!!! to

XXX: Hello to the Sun
yyy: Hi, the earth
I burn you with my rays.
The forest is burning
People die from burns.
Fresh water at the outset
The coast is covered with salt
Apocalypse
Smells of burning
I am increasing in volume.
Explosions on the surface are increasing.
Mercury has long been a shit.
Venus too
You burn in my arms.
My love
We will die together.

In Yekaterinburg, the ability to cut a gopnik from two strikes is called "on-on technology".

A girl, after a month in our coder-admin office, returning from the buffet:
I came here as an adequate person, and now I go to the buffet in a hug with a plush toy..."

Suddenly opened another plus visits to the gym.
We turned off the hot water, and I at least once every two days, but wash like a white man))

I am scared of yogurt, which promotes the “natural cleansing” of the body. I’m not coughing, I’m not...

- Ceramic knives are really "eternally sharp"? Who used the sable? There are replies?
With ceramic knives, mammoths were hunted.

I look at the tracking of my package. The package was accepted from our Chinese comrades and already in 2 days the Chinese write that it is in Moscow. Our customs department stumbled again after 4 days and confirmed that it had received it and only three days later released the parcel. And here, for 12 days this parcel is going through Moscow, not even thinking to go to the delivery department.

If it were exactly the same as the Post of Russia worked the other services:

Aunt Klava, a well-deserved PR worker, arrives at the stop and is surprised to find out that the nearest bus to the subway is within three hours. After descending in the subway, she learns that the train has just left, the next one in three hours and she will come to work not earlier than at the end of her shift. In the store for the bread, the cashier takes one and a half people per hour, so the turn of Klava will come, just tomorrow, to the closure of the store,
Well, and the Emergency to Clave will arrive in emergency, three days after her funeral.

and :)

xxx what are you doing?
I am offended by Sasuke. I had a pimple on my chest, and he said, “Well, behold, the chest of wisdom is breaking out.”

In our cemetery on some tree (in the beryozka probably) hanged a girl on the other day her boy and on the third another kind of their friend. So the men only after the third corpse broke the tree.

Fuck, fuck... is there a tree here?? to

Katerina
I want a shirt.

The Roman
Oh these women...

Katerina
the salad.

K: At work around the building, something with the pipes is turning. They dug a tranche with a depth of 3 meters. We walk on narrow bridges. Dirty around! In general, total suffering and discomfort.
Today I go carefully to myself on the boards, I look at the sides, as if I did not get into dirty dirt. And here I hear from the trance. I see — on the bottom guys sit, repairers, and anecdotes digest. They are frozen in mud, of course, to horror, but they are pleased, and rush unstoppably.
And so stupid it seemed to me that my cleansing...

Doxer
I lost my virginity.! to
Doxer
For the first time I heard the phrase, “Mom put money, don’t call.”

In addition to the priest on BMW.
Citizen Kuraev said that it is necessary to deal with this accident, and if it is the fault of the idol, then it is necessary to limit yourself to the word of the pastor and transfer the idol to another place. And no deadline.
And the imam also said that he was blackmailed by the victims, demanding money for not disclosing this case (by the way, and nothing that the car was embassy and it was given to the imam to ride his friend? And the idol, as his lawyer said, was completely sober, because he was sick, and before taking the ride he drank medicines that weakened his idolization, coordination of movements. We need to find out, and not whether this is the proxy of the anti-RPC forces.)
by Zy. This is the idol with whom Korkorov from Amvon was speaking? Was there nothing with Kirchhoff??? This is what money (this is only my assumptions) the living creators do!

The corporate dining room. The Lunch. Three people at the table.
One ordered a cottage, two other chicken breasts under the cheese.
My breasts came faster. The voice of the first girl:
Oh girls, what your breasts are appetizing!
......
The men’s part of the dining room was pleased)))))

When I noticed that 70% of my salary was spent on alcohol, I took myself into my hands and got a second job.
@too_white

seberya: I will communicate on social media only when they create such a social network. a network in which registration will be a mandatory point IQ test, not passing those with IQ less than 130.

YouTube video on Bratislava, Moscow. View of the burning car from the 21st floor. The car burns and explodes after a while.
The comments of the people who filmed this (after the explosion)...I was struck by a wave, on my hair... and you can imagine the people who stood there?
The next video. The same event, but the shooting is from the ground, from a distance of 10-15 meters (!!!) of a burning car.
Comments of the people who filmed the explosion (immediately after the explosion) AHUENNAAAAAA!!Go to ahahahah!! to
Russia and Fiji.

Artem: What are you doing?
Tania: I drink chocolate milk and I take an iPad address))
You are a dangerous woman ?
Tania :D