My father gave me 23 gifts. Half a day wandered around all possible fishing stores, choosing sacks. Choosing a healthy fool.
The whole evening, my father caught a cat in the bag, explaining why I bought it"?

Justin Bieber fined for singing too long

God has heard our prayers!! to

The most surprising thing is not that miracles happen, but that they have not yet been taxed.

Supermarket sellers are the most intelligent.

The proof.

I took five boxes of candy, went to the box, paid, and said goodbye:

With the coming celebration!

The answer:

Your wives too!

How to find a real woman?
1st Destroy the horse
2nd Burn the house.
Three Wait...

Announcement in the running line: "A girl is needed for spare parts".
I did not immediately know that it was a salesman in a spare parts store.

snark: Here you say the accountant... I live in a new apartment for a year, I think: "think to live as a prisoner, you need to repair the homephone". From the first day, the homeopath has not worked. Called the housekeeper. He went into the apartment, looked closely at my server in the hallway, and said, “Did you not try to press the home phone switch button?...I thought this technique was above my understanding, and I went on to code the project.

I am cleaning my apartment by March 8. Suddenly a knock at the door. I fit :
Who is there?
Call the owners.
I: What do you need?
Voice: And what you can offer.
I: I can get the dog down, but you probably won’t like it.
Silence and the fast thump of moving steps...

XXX listened to a lecture, our cosmonaut Alexei Leonov spoke there. I told them that one day they woke up and felt something was wrong. The oxygen content in the air is more than 50%. One spark - and the entire ship will take off in the air!
YYY Here, by the way: "will take off in the air"... What do they take off in space? In the infinity? In the vacuum? Infinite and Beyond?
XXX when the glowing gas explodes in a closed space in a large volume - not to the infinity, not to the air, but to the noise.

Weather - the maximum temperature today -10°, the minimum -10°, the current -24°, clear...

The inscription on the door to the office "Sysadmin rulete", just learned that I am learning to drive.

With Khabr, the discussion of America and NATO, the political situation in the world.
It all resembles a situation where the Gopniks Tolian, Kolyan and Dimon (already with the wool) are categorically advocating the non-proliferation of weapons among all others (the intellectual Vasy, for example), because so Vasyu will be uncomfortable to rob, General Human Values And In general, Vasya, You Che, Want to Kill Somebody?and :)

The Internet Catalogue of Telephones
Valery
When I take the Iphone, the Lord lifts me up over the floor and brings me closer to Him. Not so close to greeting, but so high above you to know the price. Who are you with an ugly nokia in your leg, chewing the scratched buttons and calling your gentleman with a ganvosamsung You are the peaches of the plow that have received passports, you are pressed into a crowd of fish food, your faces merge into one huge joppa Man without iPhone is such a low creature that even drowning in the river, I will not give him a hand.
When I call from my iPhone, in response I hear the wonderful voice of my girlfriend, the kind voices of friends and acquaintances. And not the cries and scratches of monsters, which are rooted in you, stupid buttocks. And it doesn’t matter if you have a head on your shoulders or a skull, horns under your cap or a sparkle, you’re not human. You are a sweaty surface. You are the scissors of the carpet on which I walk and scatter the ashes.

Well, is it true that in order to buy an iPhone, some sell their brains?! to

News in the Inner:
In China, four men have been sentenced for organizing "post-death weddings". Criminals were engaged in excavating from the graves of recently deceased women to sell them as brides to deceased single men. The cost of the deceased bride is $5,500.
The increased demand for dead girls has prompted many to commit serial killings. So, the Chinese Son Tiang, who was arrested in 2007 for killing six girls, explained his deed by saying that 'killing a woman and then selling her body is much less troublesome than digging it out of a grave.'
A great business. I registered OOO.

In the RPC community:
xxx: What is the point, after an accident, to first look at the damages received?
Yyy: Here I cut off the ignition and remove the clamps from the battery. And we also had a case when the door was tried to open, no one could guess through the broken window to lift the lock button from the inside. and :)
zzz: Broken - it is OK :) It was necessary to open all the doors, the hood and the luggage compartment. Remove the battery in case of failure. How did I not think. Yesh...

Tatiana: Sasha I invented a gift for myself
Dudka is cancelled.
If you want, you can give it.
What about the dude?
Good behavior?
Excellent assessments?
Do you have something to paint?
Or an application?
Tatiana: In short, I want a box of raffaello and that no one will stop me from eating it.
Yes, but I have one condition.
You’ll get through the dude.

7 March. Behind the window is so dull that the snow flies parallel to the ground. On the floor wander men with gift bags - spread across the cabinets. I felt a lasting New Year’s day.

In a few years it will be easier to immediately make USB sockets in the wall

Boy, you won’t believe it.

Commentary on the distribution on the tracker ("Sounds of nature.Voices of birds in nature").

I jump for my cat. There was a similar disc with bird singing - he listened for hours and did not hooliganize in the apartment.

From the discussion of Udo Tolokno:
Algen1: -I wish Hope to be in the circle of my loved ones and friends as soon as possible.
Do you want her friends to sit down too?? to