I went to bed at night, forgetting to charge my phone. He turned off, and at this time... I was generally very surprised when I turned on the phone in the morning, discovered from my mom 159 (!!!) missed calls and text messages: "Nastia, where are you? I am worried!!What happens when I go on vacation and I'm unavailable for a week?

And then came the month of October. All at the end of the winter!

Village grandmothers even went to the local daddy and complained about the wickedness, which among the tombs at night blinkers and bats terribly.

What did you do at the cemetery last night?? to

Yesterday in the subway: "Child, don’t run on the escalator! Get up and go!"

Proff: Is it expensive?

PetrAlex: It's normal, I didn't see it myself, the hostess said on the phone that it's all kind of top. I was going to live there myself but suddenly got married.)

Profile of AGA. "The apartment is completely renovated. My wife was doing it." :)

In the morning on the paperti saw 4 beggars, in front of the road repair 10 plumage workers. The working hands earned three times less than the stretched hands. Question - and after that "Blessed are the poor?"

Do not make a troll cat.
He sits and burns in a note.
I swallow my mouse over the screen. He is watching. I go to the edge of the screen and hide the index.
He stands up and looks behind the screen.
Without finding anything there, it returns to the starting position and the cycle is repeated.)

Who is the owner of Warlock? I would like to contact you, maybe a real book or something else about your story can be released.

From the conversation:
My husband is not able to drive. If you can’t, I feel sorry for the car.

News: "Shayba Andrey Loctionov did not save New Jersey from defeat in the match with Winnipeg. Forward of "Carolina" Alexander Semin was noted by two transfers in the victory match with "Pittsburgh". And the defender of "Florida" Dmitry Kulikov recorded a goal pass on his account.

Why do Russian teams have foreign names? ?

01.03.2013 15:45:40, kai
When you clean the chakras, the main thing is not to forget to wash after yourself.

I think it’s worth going to the gym :D

Not to go out, but to walk regularly, blushed carousel :))

I was played in the street now.Two guys are passing by:
Girl, has it fallen? (Touch to place in meters 10.15 from us)
What, where is it?
Is it yours, right?
and where? (I thought the beige was gone)
Is that your mood?

discussion of 2 parts of the twilight from one of the torrent sites:
My sister looks at me for the fifth time and cries again.
If I were forced to look at this mud five times, I would cry myself.

Columbus, like all men, did not ask the way.

A colleague sits at work and falls asleep in front of the monitor, but covers his hand and covers his face with his palm and pretends to work. And everything would be fine if the computer did not go to sleep mode.
Yyy: They have such a symbiosis, working together - sleeping together.
c) Sivers

The Friday. The evening. The stalled metro. But in this crowd there are two guys who joke all the way. And here at my station a huge crowd of people falls out of the wagon. Here is the voice of one of them:
and Opa! See also! The nerve has gone! The Nereast!

Zakoleban is:
What was his surprise when he and the whole city learn that she is a former porn star. And in order to keep her, he will now have to risk the senator's chair and go through a test he wasn't ready for.
I never understood such movies.
The costume:
The normal Hollywood plot, here is only the homosexuality is small and the question of the Holocaust is not affected at all - it is immediately visible: and they did not intend to drag to the Oscar.

4am: "In Japan organized wireless data transmission at 10 Gbps"
Artemnet: If you throw a steak in the air on the way of the signal, will the medium rare fall to the ground?
Artemnet: or well done?

A friend’s story: Koresh called in his father’s absence to ride that car. Apogee is understood - reminded.. :) Pered reminded. The root already begins to sneeze with the nose, it becomes red - here is one puppy P from the company and ordered everyone not to suck, wait for him and soaked meant. After an hour, we called, met on the order of P over the slope, we see: the fiber of the burned plastic buffer, as we remembered; their meaning was thrown off the slope, the "new" was put (with no plastic morocks, everything on the clamps), everything is perfect, everyone is satisfied. What almost burned? Within 10 minutes of his arrival, I notice that the front and rear numbers are different!!and "