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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78187
 03.03.2013
Single girls, close to 30
Your own division, I did not notice how old I was.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №78186
 03.03.2013
Please switch between pages - Ctrl + Arrows.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №78185
 03.03.2013
Growing up is when you review the domestic film Cinderella and understand that it is better to marry not a prince, but a king :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №78184
 03.03.2013
XXX: Has anyone been to the Dyatlov Pass?
YYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78183
 03.03.2013
I honestly wanted to work in the morning.
XXX: but tried a couple of times and the feeling of guilt passed
X: I will work tomorrow.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78182
 03.03.2013
In my opinion, it is very symbolic that, when I started picking up the “Kinopoisk” and wanted to find the notorious Soviet series “Kinopoisk 13 chairs”, the first line of the search engine gave me the “Robert Pattinson”. Long rust))))))) The people often look for this "actor" is exactly how)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №78181
 03.03.2013
JingleKo: And we once with a friend for a night of 10 natürmorts drawn, A2 format, among other thingsX)) And the fellow student did not shudder, came to the counter with the pallet and tried to prove that this is the autumn forest XD

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78180
 03.03.2013
From the legal website:
Practice shows that in their reluctance to pay debts, citizens of Ukraine show flexibility and fantasy, not even seen on the pages of Kam Sutra.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78179
 03.03.2013
From Habr:

Vetalek: Excellent reasoning, not in vain say, "the fish begins to rot from the head"
Ricochet: stupid phrase, I never liked it. The first begins to rot.
Yul: What you can’t find in the cup of tea with cookies.
Bon appetite is good.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78178
 02.03.2013
My own family
A call from my aunt from another city at 9 p.m.
“Nastia, hi, do you have a hamster?
- Yes
When he died, what did he do?
Description of hamster agony
Yes, of course, we do the same.
Don’t worry, your hamster will die tonight.
Thank you all, goodbye to your parents, all kisses.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78177
 02.03.2013
They gave their parents their old computer, connected the inet. I thought that my grandmother would go out with her friends and grandchildren. He was a man who was 79.
A week later, he found a son from his first marriage, with whom he did not see 54 out of 55. A week later, I pulled the banner. A month later, the wind went off. They took back to clean - 93 viruses with XXX video...
My grandfather kicks the second week, the series is not happy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №78176
 02.03.2013
My flu is at home.

Dialogue with a friend (D):
D: How are you there?
I: fever, cough, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
D: Well, you look there heal, get healed quickly!

Dialogue with the Best Friend (LD)
Q: Do you live there at all?
I : No
Oh, and fuck it.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №78175
 02.03.2013
XXX: There was a recent situation. I go around the road, on the side is a small red-tinned sneeze with an accident and a confused girl runs around it. I stopped.
I say: "Miracle, why do you not have a car you already know?"
Girl: "I know (knock-knock) the gasoline has ended..."
- "Now stick to, before the fuel will reach"
girl: "What do I owe for this?"
I am "I was fooled? Dorian, you should go. I also ask for help on the road whatever"
I pulled her to the tank and she said: "Thank you! There are other good people, or before you one such demanded... unworthy..."
And then he begins to reach me... I ask: "Can you literally say what and how he said?"
She squeezes for a while, and then still answers, "He said to me, 'I will give you a couple of liters, you will only suck it off yourself... I do not tolerate this taste.'"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №78174
 02.03.2013
As Varlak, as Links Shedow, so are the children.
It is time to give cats to thirsty cat owners. 11 friends gathered in a small apartment.

Fuck, I now understand why no more than two come together.
Someone is relatively quietly lying in front of the monitor and barely disturbing.
Someone else is playing in the wire.
Someone Third Thinks Yes! You missed him crazyly, and now he will step on your foot and say, “Preview!”
Someone in the fourth partisan walked down quietly on the chair and began to crawl on the back higher and higher.
Someone in the fifth just cries “meyaawow” and you think, “Damn, what can be so endlessly tragic about him?”
Someone sixth appeared on the subject "and what you are doing here"and what to expect from him is unclear.
Somebody the seventh.... "Hey, it’s painful, it’s painful!!!!!!!!!! to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №78173
 02.03.2013
From Habr:
The red people have no soul, but they are disgraceful.
Ideator: If you literally read the Holy Scripture, then God gave the soul to the man, and then only created the woman. Not just red, but in general.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №78172
 02.03.2013
From the Forum -
I have my wife’s rights too, but she doesn’t even have such thoughts in her head to park like that!
YYY: Maybe she just doesn’t tell you? My also did not tell me that I like to turn to the left with the red six, going in the opposite direction on November 4 at 7 a.m., when everyone is absolutely in the city for a weekend.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №78171
 02.03.2013
I remember a few years ago my mother woke up on her birthday with a death doll the size of a man who moved her hands, shone her eyes and cried out. I am almost dead :DD

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №78170
 02.03.2013
Reference to acupuncture:
My neighbors hate these columns, if you understand what I mean.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №78169
 02.03.2013
A couple of years ago I bought myself a large hairy winter hat (coat not natural)
I went home drunk yesterday. I hardly sit on a seat in the subway, cramping my hat in my hands, looking at one point, in general, everything floats in front of my eyes. Here, a company enters the car, a blonde comes to me and shouts, “Oh, this is a hammer!”!" and begins to smooth my hat".
I was o_o
Everyone in the car was crying.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №78168
 02.03.2013
sergey11> Another stupid question about mat on a neighboring forum. Previously, there was a kind of deed that spawned maternal words, now it is not. What happened?

dmidek> has turned it off. The load on the server was too heavy.

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