When she just came to our department, I didn’t like her very much. And, frankly, I didn’t even understand exactly at what stage the friction between us grew into friction.

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XXX: Hello to everyone.
XX: Generally speaking, the wife drops what the windows want.
...
Can I change my wife?

And why didn't my mom say to me, "girl, my, throw out all the nonsense from your head, don't hope for a miracle, a fairy tale hero and buy money for a black day."
I would repeat this every morning and evening.
- it would not help, it would be better so briefly: "Take the horse, still the property, and in the ass of the prince."

The Case of Chat
X is viral?
Hm, start now
X: I am happy to lie in a vacuum cloth, there is nothing underneath it, my tits, though you should have them half.
With powder or without?

When I was a teenager, I dreamed of fucking every day.
So please... I’m an IT shaker (((

What do you know about boldness? In the recipe it was written to cut the calmar in cubes, and I cut it with a puddle!

I work as a courier. I come to the police station, everyone at lunch... I ask the nearest police officer "and where can you sit here to wait?", and he with a clever view "here it is better not to sit";

As the master Yoda said, it is necessary to lubricate around the wound, because if you get in the wound you will know the words from the dark side of you!

804 billion The dollar. The United States was involved in the war in Iraq.
10 billion The dollar. The US spends every month in Afghanistan.
2.5 billion The dollar. The Curiosity mission to Mars.

It was me that the Communists were right: if it were not for profitable capitalism, mankind would have long been outside the solar system.

Stacey: I’ve been waiting for you here.
[17:49:16] Status: The phone doesn’t work with you
Julia is working.
STAS: How do I get in touch with you?
[17:49:40] Stas: has already gotten
[17:50:10] Stas: Yes it is all
[17:50:20] Julia: What happened to me???? to
[17:51:18] Stage: All
[17:51:21] Stage: We have gone by
Stas: You just don’t appreciate me.
Stas: And you don’t pay attention to me at all.
[17:51:56] Stas: Everyone with their men in the garage bump constantly
[17:52:03] Julia: :DDD
Julia: Forgive me, my beloved

HH: You are not working. Why do you always have no time?
YYY: Because I am resting and not doing anything.

xxx: Fuck, how does this translate...Danielych, I urgently need your linguistic apparatus help!
yyy: The device is turned off or is outside the network area.

The culinary website:
XHH: During this time we do the filling. We collect everything that is in the refrigerator))) I had this time: a branch, brine cheese, Bulgarian pepper and green.
V: But here I have Vishnevsky’s ointment, cucumbers and a pack of novocaine. What to do now?

Well, tomorrow I'll come to work for you, I'll take you to my house so you can rest.
YYY: thank you
If you want, you can play Diablo 3 on my computer.
It’s better than getting married 😉

I send the layout to the customer(s) for approval. The theme is September 1. In the layout of leaflets, books, school and other educational attributes.
A: We liked the second option, with A.S. The Pushkin.
I wonder where the poet came from. I understand that something is wrong. and ah. These frames managed to look at the portrait of Alexander Sergeich on the book stack in the corner of the project. Okay, we got it done. So she continues to write to me "Just highlight the color of the bell and the chicken make bright yellow" It would be nothing, only the chicken make bright yellow I can not because it is a sowa..so she wrote. Well understood, the original layout is printed.

xxx: On the package Orbit the inscription "Excessive use may have a laxative effect". Did anyone know this at all?
Don’t ask how.

I love all kinds of souvenirs, but it is a pity that sometimes I have to go with them to a souvenir. = = (
Literally last week was here with us in one clinic, which is engaged in running examination and treatment of non-chirurgical diseases of the urethra. In the line to the registry in front of me is a guy who is obviously anxious and trying to remember something convulsive, it is noticeable that the movement of thought is strongly reflected on the face.
Approaching the window, you can hear a loud scream of the Soviet grandmother-registered, seeking to gain the last three kilograms to the promised two centners: "Young man, you to whom?"
Guy: "Beck - meek, I need to...short... to Buyman!"
Not just that guy laughed.

Mom: daughter, I was advised by a family psychologist, let’s go to him
I: Why is that more?
I will tell you how to get married.
I: Mom, I’ve been out twice, I know how to get out, so if he gives a list of good men, then I’ll go!

XXX: The motorcycle has bought. Directly from Japan
So you have the right hand, right?

In the interview, I ask the applicant:
I: What is Apache?
Nowow is something that has to do with the Indians.
I : well. You have only one attempt, and it’s not a helicopter.