I: (reflecting)..."Every person comes into our lives not just so".
Girlfriend: "Do you want to fuck?"

I develop a complex of inferiority.
What are you talking about yourself. Nothing is developing. You are incomplete.

Q: How did you spend the weekend?
WOW: disgusting... I tried to watch the film "Black Hole" by the chronicles of Riddick.
XHH: A great filmmaker. I was watching. The crash of a ship on the planet. Did you not like it?? to
WOW: I don’t even know... the whole film of a big black man with a big screw hits a black girl in a point...

I understood why there is male and female cosmetics... so that all this shit could not be passed on March 8....

xxx: no, here is Vadik, our admin, so cool that the layout of the keyboard on the letter "C" determines.

From Wikipedia: "In the years of the Great Depression, IBM's multi-million-dollar revenue helped to "stay on the float."

How did they survive?! to

xxx:"In the chat OMMRPG after the news.."
xxx: OMMRPG - 'is what, Buddhist role-playing games? x )

Q: What did you eat for dinner today?
Yyy: Fish in the Egg
xxxx what is it?? to

I want to breathe with my whole breast... small, but still breast.

It is good to be a fool. A fool can find an answer to any question because he is not looking for the truth.

I now had a cursor brought one... girl, I almost died of laughter.
The theme was "LC development based on Microsoft AD"
And here she puts it to me on the table, and I read in the same language "Course robots on the subject: "Development of LOM based on Microsoft HELL".... 0-0 0_0
And I’m so carefully asking her "sorry. Sho is?!" And I get in response angry "I translated by the translator, I’m right!"....
And begins to come together in my head slowly to their places back - it was she recently came to specify the topic "- it must be understood, her body was from the network, which she needed to the title of her name and my topic to stick and give back to me. She recorded the subject in a notepad on weight. Anything in Russian. And this is how the truth was revealed to the world by a simple gesture of Google Translate - Microsoft AD became Microsoft HELL.

In the evening, after work, I sit on the back seat of my car, behind the driver and for half a minute I look for the steering wheel while trying to put the key into the lighting. I hang up and start to think feverishly why instead of driving, the back of the driver’s seat has grown in my car.
I moved, moved and arrived. The next morning I made a vacation application.

xxx: All, I start painting and wearing shirts and shoes on my heels
YYY: What are you suddenly?
xxx: Fuck, I went out of the entrance in the headphones but the music did not play, I heard that the grandmothers in the store called me a drug addict. All the girls are prostitutes, and I am a drug addict.
Yyy: Ahaha, Masha manzhyyk))

I can’t take it in any way... "Labor Law" – is this such a new brand of toilet paper for oligarchs?! to

Call to technical support provider of the city N in 150km from Moscow, client(s) and techpod (s):

Q: I don’t have the internet on my laptop!
Q: Do you have a router or laptop directly connected?
The router...
Q: Do you connect to the router via Wi-Fi?
Q: Yes, he doesn’t see the network.
Q: Did you try to restart the router?
Q: No, I am in Moscow, and the router is in the city of N. And here my Wi-Fi network does not catch...

Just at the airport. The people got the luggage, stands in line for the next scan of that, a man in camouflage with a German Shepherd... A little girl (d) from her mother (m) asks:
What is the dog looking for?
Weapons and drugs there.
Innocent: The cat?! to
The mass hysteria

xxx: so I naturally do not have a discrete sound card, but how do I call an integrated one?
yyy: Necronomicon for Aitishnikov, page 69

In general, on the weekend, my grandfather helped disassemble things before repairing. The cabinets were removed, the old stuff was thrown away. In general, the grandfather decided to check the properness of the pepper bubble. And "pushed"... in the corridor!!! As we got less and less away, he took an OTHER suspicious bottle, but we picked it up and sent it up the stairs. And thank God, it was Dychlofos!! to

Conversation by phone.
What do you have such a pleasant voice? what are you doing?
XXX: I sit on the push)

HH: Yesterday, by the way, I saw the painting. Laughed for a long time.
Two blondes met in the store. Probably not seen for a long time. Such glamorous, with lips, heels, stretching vocals and heels. Classics in general.
One one:
Hi, I am so glad to see you!
The second is honest.
It brings! I am glad you see me too!
(I think it’s such a thin stem or it’s reflected)