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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №77067
 07.02.2013
This morning I felt like an anecdote hero.
Remember the old one:" Man, why are you scratching the spots? It is up!"

So here I go to work, to meet my grandmother-objivnik. And on her legs she has blue bacillus (here is a clinic nearby). I met my grandmother and I said, “Baby, you forgot to remove the batches.”
She raises my eyes full of hatred and says: “I have not forgotten! That is what it is!"
And I see, her boots are shredded, new. It is dirty on the street.

My grandmother gave me the morning.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №77066
 07.02.2013
Three inscriptions on the wall of the house, one under the other, with different manuscripts:

Jennie is mind. A sharp mind.
And Igor is mind. A sharp mind.
I don’t know about Ivy and Ivy. Here is Olga. A stupid shit.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77065
 07.02.2013
XXX is AAAA! I have a monitor, it turns out! I’ve been putting something under it for five years to bend.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77064
 07.02.2013
I come home today after work and my husband is watching porn.
WOW, and you what?
I’m in the screams, then I realize that he’s dressed looking at me with shattered eyes and gives "there’s great music playing", I listen, and there’s aerosmith-crazy in the background
Tagged with: porn

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №77063
 07.02.2013
You are a fool, you don’t even know a poet.
I am a fool, I know the poets.
Q: Call at least one.
by Evgeny Onegin
Exactly stupid - it was written by Tolstoy

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77062
 07.02.2013
Master of Books:

In ancient Russian, the male penis was called the word "ud".
From here - "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction".

Noah is a girl.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77061
 07.02.2013
Today, a colleague brought her six-year-old daughter to work. Then I saw how I broke in the break in Minecraft and ringed "I want, I want". had to teach. I started a local server and somehow taught me to walk and use the tool.
When he returned, on the ruins of the village, Nashah seized the remains of the inhabitants with a tail.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77060
 07.02.2013
Fuck that training. The best example of motivation I had was shown by my father when I was in 7th grade.
xxx: asked us then to work out a project to pay - such as something useful for the home with their own hands for five a year
xxx: I got to do a book shelf.I still, I remember, was happy - long ago I wanted it.
XX: Well, I think it’s going to be there. Cut out of the fancy faster
But, fucking, as a result, I have done nothing in life so carefully and thoughtfully as this crazy shelf.
xxx: because my dad from somewhere pulled me under this shelf four thick-walled berry boards of kilograms to cheat five each.
xxx: and, fucking, sprinkled under her a hole in the wall above my bed :D
XXX is still hanging. Fifteen years passed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77059
 07.02.2013
XXX: Where is the Bordeaux?! to
YYY: And I ate it.
XXX: How did you eat? What does it mean to eat? Kissing the pot? Kissing a two-litre pot? You said it didn’t taste good!! to
Unfavourable does not mean uneatable.

c) there is m.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №77058
 07.02.2013

We have the operator commented on: (y)) New republic in the Russian Federation )) - Republic "TARTARstan ))"
Filial of Hell, Fuck

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77057
 07.02.2013
<breqwas> The area of the circle is proportional to the square of its diameter
<qw> this is
But this phrase won’t explain to two aunts why two pizzas of 28 cm are smaller than one pizza of 41 cm.
<breqwas> The problem

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77056
 07.02.2013
/by phone, Kostya, 6 years old/ - Daddy I finally learned to speak the letter "R"!!! The RRR! The fish! Oh, how good you are! How is the garden? Oh well!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77055
 07.02.2013
The pattern slightly broke. From the football article:
"Louis has no chances to quickly fit into the base objectively more."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77054
 07.02.2013
I have the whole office ?
vsekane4to: from what?
I: The Project Manager is screaming on the phone
See also: ALLO
I am Vladimir Ilyich!! to
vsekane4to: ooh
vsekane4to: Lenin
vsekane4to: is he calling in the mausoleum?
I am Vladimir Ilyich!! to
You are missing!!! to
Lost in the most interesting place!! to
vsekane4to: the connection is bad?
The job is up ?

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77053
 07.02.2013
When you go to the toilet, do you lock the door?
YYY: No
XXX: And I am not. This means that we trust each other and love each other very much.
We do not have a castle.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77052
 07.02.2013
Nonimy: "The guests are good. A computer at home" he said and went home :c

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77051
 07.02.2013
It appeared here on February 14, 2012:
"Recently, melodrams have moved on to that genre,
Previously, it was a pure horror film. It's like a movie about vampires, and the slugs chew for two hours.
I think we should wait a few more steps soon. Joe the Zombie. They eat human brains. But he also has feelings. He loves a black woman named Merry. And despite the rotten skin, it’s a mutual feeling. Merry wants to tell people that the zombies are generally good, despite killing everyone they can.

And in February of this year came out the movie "Heat of our bodies"...

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77050
 07.02.2013
13-year-old girl, in audio recordings in VK: Metallica, Sistem of a Down, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, RHCP, Spline and others, etc. I am glad that not all children are lost.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №77049
 07.02.2013
[23:06:32] by JeanDo you know why air is in chips?
[23:06:55] Jolly*: not
[23:08:41] by JeanWhatever they do not break.
by Jean.Take as much air as you can and I’ll ask again. Will you be my girlfriend?

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77048
 07.02.2013
The eternal theme of shoes:
I sort all the socks. and Globe
I’m already thinking about putting chips on them.
Q: Are you losing?? to
WOW : Yes! I have a department in my closet called "Wait for me". There are lonely socks waiting for Kvasha to find their pair.

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