Three new stations have opened on the salad branch of the Moscow metro.

Stations "Olivier", "Vinegreet", "Caesar".

Dialogue between two engineers and a girl internship:
Her hands are out of her ass!
What shoulders, what shoulders.

#Shopping

Since the prices have risen, and the salary is not, instead of shopping, I have a steady yarring.

In Russian, shopping is, as a rule, some kind of activity, when a certain expensive and beautiful product is selected, several stores are spent, everything is compared, compared, selected and picked up. For some people, it is a ritual, a therapy.

In Russian, in particular, my sister and I, this is called "go shopping". Everything sounds better than looking "go shopping".

Development is when you create models of the ass and the member purely for the sake of the trick, and you want them to just be combined forever. But immediately it turns out that for this they need support and propulsion devices, and thus, in turn, a source of energy and fuel. And even later it turns out that periodic repair is needed, because wear, ageing and all that, and you start to come up with how to make regeneration so that it is itself. By the way, you also turn the automatic search for fuel and refuelling. And you also have to take care that the fuel is also regenerative, otherwise it will not be enough for eternity. You have to create a almost eternal source of light, and self-replicating converters of light energy, which can be used as fuel, because the ass with the member initially did not intend to recharge with light, but to rework them already lazy. Then you face some in principle unresolved problem - the same aging, and you start to invent a bike, with the reproduction of the ass and penis, you have to wrap in the ass another hole, because the first is not suitable for this. In short, the result is a whole world in which members and asses hardly meet.
And it is always so, you think one thing, and something completely different comes out.

An old, sick grandmother was going home in a bus. Her granddaughter came. They go home together. Grandma calls her, and her granddaughter’s ears are closed. Eyes in the phone. The grandmother called, and not called, good people and an ambulance called, and the grandmother helped with a heart attack. And the granddaughter and her head didn’t turn, that she didn’t understand?

The throw, of course, was powerful, but what prevented the granddaughter from touching the shoulder? If the grandmother herself did not reach, then ask the same "good people" - they have less hemorrhoids than the old lady to pull. Here or somebody cheats, or it's not in the headphones, but in the relationship of grandmother and granddaughter.

In our country, there is a special code for officials, which provides for the execution by hanging. But when the law was signed, they missed the annoying seal, and the execution resulted through the lifting. We have been there since then.

A self-propelled carriage the size of a car, and at the same time in nuclear power, is perfectly created and used. Only in half a decade she travelled a dozen and a half kilometers. In a heavily crossed area. It is called Mars. Driving on a ride.

It’s easy to be an expert in something that’s not your job.)

59 is. I graduated with a gold medal.

I have to burn so.

<Nominator> Sleep is good for you. Only in a dream you can learn that if you make a flash flash like tea and drink, you will quickly assimilate the information stored in it.

Marketing Gods from Firefox: "This web page slows down your browser."
Previously it was said that the browser, s@ka, brakes.

Those who fly to the resort across the world, I think, will be in the minority.

I work in life and health insurance. All of Thailand is plagued by such resorts with years. In fact, the main reason for the appeals is that the bats begin to get sick right in the plane. At the end of the working day, the head is torn from the guns in the tube of the babies. I feel sorry for the aircraft passengers.

Whichever theme you develop, in the end, everything comes down to one thing: everything is meaningless. Therefore, you want to at least some illusion of meaning, otherwise at least in the loop."

Life is a process, not just a result. Those who do not smoke or drink will die. Unlike a smoker and a drinker, he will die not at 40, but at 90, and not as a result of long-term problems with the lungs and liver, but from a heart attack, and in the extra 50 years will see, feel and do much more than a long-dead drunk smoker. And what the universe and eternity think about this, it does not matter: we live for ourselves, not for them.

Which man would live with a grandmother who has a hundred feed mice in the freezer?
Do not exaggerate. This is just a mouse, not the previous man.

Hello the printing?
and yes.
- Printing, NFM needs 25 banners.
The size?
- 1 x 1.5 meters - 10 pieces and 0.5 x 1 meter - 15 pieces.
Banner or paper?
The banner. Without the perforation. How much?
About 32 thousand rubles.
is understandable.
Is something bothering you?
Can I count on cooperation?
Of course, what exactly?
I am willing to pay $45,000. Are you willing to compensate for the difference in cash?
Hm... yes... I think it will work. Make an order?
to form.
Send the maps to the mail. Where are the banners needed?
A rally against corruption.

What type of diagnosis do you have?

And you, sociophobes, who are isolated from society by the stream of sound shit (yes, for most of you it is not music, but shit) from the player, sit better at home.

What kind of boring life do you need to live in order for a person to play music in other people’s headphones?! to

Like an old joke

Fantasy is enough, but the entire depth of the idiotism of parents, dragging babies on different continents, as a whole, is difficult to cover.

An old woman came from a deep province to a big city. Standing at the train station and mocking the crowds around:"Well, I came to visit my grandchildren. What are these fools going there?and "

And nothing that is prohibited by law - to throw away biological waste, including dog shit, and urns for household garbage?
Here they will put special urns - then roll out the claims, and while apologize, we are law-obedient people.

As a person living in Germany, I am directly wondering what such a law could be forbidden. Street garbage is for any kind of garbage. Their goal is to prevent congestion of streets and parks. They throw absolutely everything - from banana skin to beer bottles.

You try to live until you retire and then live on it.