Is DNA Testing Orthodox?

First, why spend money if no one, except the mother-in-law, has any doubts? Secondly, my friend in the same situation did a DNA test - the mother-in-law still remained with her opinion, and the results of the test declared false.

xxx> I did the morning exercise for the first time in my life! Oh yeah! The courage! and health!
yyy> You did it in the hour of the day
xxx> Yes, but I woke up at 12:30!

I have prepared spinach for the kids and I can’t force them to eat it. My husband said, “Eat and you will be green tomorrow.” They wiped everything and demanded more.

The move. The entire apartment is furnished with boxes. They are all of different sizes and colors. Some are not yet disassembled, some are empty, some are only half disassembled...If I were a cat, I would have decided that I have wasted all my nine lives and got into a cat paradise.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! And the Disney series about small mopsics is not so girl, there is a safe adult dog Dobermacho! by Krrutu!! to
How awesome to be backward in development and watch very children's cartoons!! to
You won’t believe how awesome it is to watch children’s cartoons without being backward in development!

I stand in a row at the box with cognac, in front of me a woman with a little daughter in a bright pantyhose. The girl is playful, shakes her mother's legs, her mother unhappyly beats her hands: "Stop! »

Their turn came, and suddenly my mom shrugged her hands and said to the girl, “Oh, tea, we forgot to take! Stay here, I hurry, pass the man forward! »

“Girl, I can go,” I turned to the little girl.

The seller slightly jumped, looked at me and rounded her eyes, apparently remembering something important. The girl waved her thick, curly hair and turned to me. From underneath the puppy, I was looked at sadly by a weary middle-aged uncle. by Igor Nikolaev. The pain of his eyes cannot be expressed in words.

"Sorry," I answered silently, "I went on," calculated and went, but chose, contrary to the proposals, another way - home.

XXX: Newborn babies have almost no individual traits
yyy: have, but to distinguish them, you need to train your cranial neural network on a large number of examples (theme that with the Chinese). Obstetricians, nurses in nursing homes distinguish babies perfectly, and parents will experience difficulties. However, when I was present at the birth, I remembered the son well, and two days later I easily identified in my chamber of three available children, although I admit that it would be difficult to choose from 20 or more.

You have swallowed!Looking at the baby after birth?All in the sweat, in the bleeding, neither feet nor hands do you hear, it all hurts, you put something warm splashing on the stomach, said the boy, you can only? What to sneeze through tears, even if it’s a girl – you can’t see it!And by Caesarean – and by far... the experts are foolish...

I saw the BIOS. Oh no Anne. Just look at the new year on the other side.

A narrow look

At the first acquaintance with the child, the mother distinguishes him by a desk with his surname, their babies in the nursery are tied to handles.

Oh well? Does it not show up after birth? A midwife covers the baby with a black coat and takes away the secret boxing room.

You may show, and even ask, "do you take or not?" and some at this time rest under anesthesia.

Authorities of Saudi Arabia
They arrested 11 princes.
Participation in protests in
Royal Palace in Riyadh.
Members of the Royal Family
Protest against the rejection of the monarch
Paying for communal
Pay for water and light.

Even though...

I love American superhero series. Aliens destroy cities, villains kill people and prepare to destroy the galaxy, someone has moved there from the past/future/other universe and wants to enslave everyone too. And the main characters are concerned with only one question: how to trust a grandmother / man if he / she did not tell you that 3 years ago I forgot to raise the toilet cover.

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Today in the Saratov Regional Duma the Chairman of the Regional Committee on Tourism V.B. “Most of the tourist routes we create are losing their popularity because it is difficult to get there.”
She gave an example - you can only get to the mill in Petersburg with your own cars. Similarly - only on their cars - you can get to the place of Gagarin's landing.
"And how did Gagarin get there?, thought the deputy A.A., and somehow he got there".
Members have thought too.

You mean, is it harder for you to survive in your area than for Bear Grills in extreme wildlife?
yyy: It’s like Bear Grills had to survive among other Bear Grills.

Because the leopard is smart and understands that if the first jump is not fatal for the Aikidochnik, then the Aikidochnik will most likely not give a second chance.

From this statement it is immediately apparent that the respected author has never dealt with an angry domestic cat.

About the Sister

"Thank you, mother-in-law, who, having carefully studied the baby, broke through her teeth, that yes, this is their breed, a copy of her sons in childhood, even the fingers on her legs are so long, it comes out not rattled.

My husband and I could not have children for a long time. The mother-in-law, in secret from her husband, advised her to go for a walk. We only laughed at him (I told him of course).
Finally, the long-awaited event happened, the baby was born, but we didn’t laugh. The mother-in-law brought her husband to talk that the child was not his, not at all, advised to leave the family. I was not close to my grandson. Communication stopped (on the initiative of the husband), began to chatter among common acquaintances.
The irony is that the son is a copy of the father and very similar to the mother-in-law, but she does not seem to know about it.

The following events take place in every Russian family before the New Year:
The wife tells her husband to buy a New Year’s garland.
- the husband claims that the old, last year's will agree;
- get old, checked, does not work;
The husband claims that for a real man to repair them is a matter of five minutes.
Repairs will last all day;
With the screams of "Chinese fucking", guirlandes fly to the garbage.
The man goes to the market and buys the same shit from the Chinese.

Vasya: After the scandals that await me in the absence of a response to my wife’s messages in a well-known messenger, I would like to see new features in it: "She read that you read her message in hh:MM and is waiting for your response" and "She read that you read that she knows that you didn’t answer and still don’t answer and at home you are already waiting for a scandal". It would be very early to write it out.

the_stranger: The birthday was fun, especially delighted the animator. The girl in Elsa's costume from "Cold Heart" pumped the soap foam with some combustible gas, after which she took the foam into her hands and let the children tick in it with a lighter. As a result, the foam exploded with a huge fireball right in the girl’s hands. The kids were having fun, and the following phrase revolved in my head.
the_stranger: On their birthday, the children enthusiastically burned the witch and had fun watching it burn.

Ww: A cat bathing hat?
Fiona is AGA. Look at the price and the other products.
WW: For 25 dollars? The American Dollars?
Fiona: Just
Ww: For $25 you can sell aqualangs for cats. In order not to freeze. I put an aqualance on him and threw it into the laundry.