The book about GH, which became a hookie - Yevgeny Gulyakovsky "foreign spaces"
I answered a second time. The first response was immediately deleted.

Here we stood a day in the store, in a row at the box office, and in front of us a uncle. Like this, in a coat, in a coat. He bought garbage bags, rubber gloves, a bottle of wine, breadcakes and several packages of women’s socks.
And here we have a fantasy...it’s almost a set of some kind of maniac.
Here the uncle does his dirty business in his gloves, all the extra parts of his body is sprayed in his bags.
And then he has a ritual - wearing socks, pouring wine into a glass and eating breads.
After looking at our purchases - candy, yogurt, salt, pepper and tomatoes.
Suddenly it became sad. Whoever looks at it will not think of anything interesting.
And they decided that to buy must be varied and untouchable, so that the box office in turn was not boring with what is behind us.

South is in the East. Where is logic?

of elementary. Yuri Gagarin on the ship "East"

In the scene where sergeant Zim throws a knife into the brush of the ordinary Levy's hand, when viewed slowly, it is clear that first the blood flows from the hand, and only after that the knife falls into the palm.

yyy: the tachyonic weapons have their relations with space, time and causal relations.)))))

Once, returning to work from lunch, found a missed phone call from a stranger in the city. I call back, they answer, “Morg is like that, hello.” The soul went to the heels, all possible desperate relatives flew in front of their eyes. I’m going with the spirit, “And you called me a few minutes ago, on what issue?” A noise is heard at the end of the wire, something is found out, a young girl gets the phone: "Oh, hello, and I called on your ad on the avito, you haven't sold the cat yet?"

XXX is fucking. I liked it.

YYY: Do you have a split personality?

XXX is yes. I do not think.

Dialogues in our department:
- I corrected the mistake, the solution is effective, but it is efficiency in the style of "We could have long featured on rapists, but I decided that it would be easier to fuck the table."

XXX: I am writing a letter to the project manager. What can kindly be written instead of "as if it were all a horse"?

Northern atheists are not against neighboring with believers, only if they are not obscene. Southern atheists do not mind that believers are obscure, only not in their neighborhood.

Latent punk rock
Group "Iroquois Inside "

Consultation with a venereologist:
When was the last sexual act?
xxx: three months ago.
When was the last ejaculation?
Yesterday... yesterday.

How can two citizens be detained in four cities?? to
YYY: They were released for the first time.

I don't smoke, but here's what confuses me, why on cigarette packs are all sorts of images of complications caused by smoking, and on candy boxes images of caries and diabetes - no? If you already advocate for a healthy lifestyle, then why not be honest to the end?

#Arrival #Arrival #Translator

The military came to the linguist-translator, they listen to the recording of a foreign language lasting barely half a minute. Ask to translate.

I am happy to believe that everything could happen. As Einstein said, “There are only two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I doubt the first thing.”

In the office where I previously worked, there was a small cockpit for part-time students. They were first hired, convinced that they would pay a part-rate - "You still do not have a higher education! " - but they would be allowed to the institute if necessary. Three months used these offshoots in the tail and in the hryvnia, including driving out to serve on weekends - then you will go on school leave, you will not work for two weeks! On the eve of the session, instead of sending them to school leave, they were kicked out by hitting a piece of paper wrongly filled or being late for five minutes. The latter turned usually without noise and dust - on young people and people without special life experience magic words such as "write on your own, or on the article!".

One day the scheme failed. The headquarters took an outsider to the law department, for some reason without looking at it, it was not a yesterday's schoolboy, slightly shrinking from the adult life that fell on him, and a thirty-year-old man who learned, flown out, served, worked, and now recovered from the outsourcing, and in life was quite well understood... In general, they negotiated on the agreement of the parties with the payment of several salaries. Many years have passed, and I am still wondering if the man for this brilliantly twisted operation immediately received a lawyer's degree without writing and defending the work.

The fixed phone in the Matrix is still fine.

But why did the Star Desant chase the infantry against spiders? Why did the Federation not give the people tanks? You can’t get brushed with whispers. So many people could be saved. Who will answer for it?

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You have been blocked on the Rambler/news portal before a reasoned explanation of your words.
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Did he write Rambler-Hambler?

I have completed my first universe in Israel. For the first time I spoke to the secretary in Hebrew, not the sign language. Half-groups at once found out that the Russian speaks about

From the forum on female depilation:
There is a night of love=) I decided to prepare during the day, waxing, legs and "all there=)" I went, bought wax strips "White"green. Once they were also on the stock, pleased, bought 3 packages. I think, Oh, it will be long enough. She sat in the bathroom, prepared, gathered with the spirit... well, and all as instructions: warm up in the palms, tear one from the other and stick to the right place. Started with the bikini area... Clamped... Waited... Waited... Well, and pulled! I wonder what doesn’t hurt? I look at the strip it is transparent (I remember the wax of the green color) - I look at my pissulla, and there all the wax and left... Wipes are not wiped out, it is frozen like glue. What to do? Soap, water, toothbrush went on - nothing helps! Picked Picked! I tortured until evening, shaved with a shave, took a single-use, 7 pieces changed - the wax was stuck. In the end, I have a green glue... well, you understand. I did not refuse sex, decided dark, did not notice, and whatever does not stick to me, we will be in the DOGY posture. In the spark of passion, I still found myself sitting face to face... and he was like a whirlwind – until the tears flowed! I look at my forehead, and there is a whirlwind with his whole hair... P.S. What are we girls to suffer alone? = = )

During the whole time, the labourer forced us in school to do shredders, as if he was in a conspiracy with the shredders and sold them the living space as a mortgage.