People don’t hear me on Skype, why?
YYY: 95% of Windows errors are within half a meter of the monitor.
XXX: It’s in columns, right?

From a museum forum:
xxx: The music is amazing, but the appearance... the second guitarist... someone has to hint on her floor, and show her haircut... to tell about the women’s clothes gradually....
Yyy: The second guitarist left the band. A guy instead of her.
Zzzz: No one noticed the difference

Aaaah a fucking shit!
The BBB Votsap?
Aaa I have today the water supply in the kitchen turned, flooded me, here I called the sanitary. I am a 60 year old man, a cute man, and I don’t have to go. I gave him 200 r and he dropped it. call in 20 minutes "Hello, it’s you from the ZK worry. Did the technician come to you? So, he just discovered that his cat had taken with him. Will you return it or will it be better for us?
My kiss went into this uncle’s bag and sat there without a single whisper until he was found! Am I really a fucking housewife?
BBB Lisa, you are a fucker! Is it enough to feed the animal with vegetables? I know you are on a diet. But what about him? The next step is to jump from the 16th floor.

Galya Kobeleva: I also never give public money to anything. In my entrance there are people richer than I am, they repair it, change the pipes and clean it with their own strength. Well, why pay more...Maybe someone will repair me and the balcony?
You are not a cowboy, you are a pork.

I want a beer...but somehow I’m struggling to drink a beer at 11 in the morning.
Do you want me to come in? We are both very happy!!!!))))
Go here! come here!! We take water!

by JJ

As for phones, the scientists divided opinions: some say that the signals of mobile phones do not have a harmful effect on the brain, others that you still need to tell people the truth.

The second day I cooked cake. I would like to express my sincere thanks to the developers of winlocker's. Their sitcom.

I heard that Volokhov and Baskov meet!
I knew he was blue.

Per in the near future, natural selection will be much more humane than our medicine.

My mom is talking on the phone with WWE. Children’s clinic for not visiting me and my son to the doctor.
I will call the guardianship authorities! Your daughter doesn’t care about the child. What if she dropped it somewhere unchecked?!!! to
M: And if she drops her examined, will it be easier for you?

He jumped the Sims first, fully reproduced his present life - the same house, the same way of life. In the first week, the character fell into a deep depression and cut off the veins (

In the morning of the spouses:

I am going to work!! I am late! Where is my mother? Give me Mike!! to
Yes, I have already gotten it.
M: What kind of mother is this? Is it my mother? Where did I get such a mother?
Ask where your children are from.
M: No, children, I know where they come from. But Mommy!! to

Athletes to the board!
Why is I? :( is
Okay, then on the list. Athletes to the board!

He declared war on the mice in the office and initiated the workers to dissolve the poison at every corner.
The next day, the mice reacted.
I go into the office in the morning, a dead mouse lies on the table next to the bowl... so it fell in time for me to get in the bowl before death!!...

The mother of my young man:
I: Listen, what is your mother’s name?
It is neon. Everyone calls her Nelly.
I am not? I also have a aunt Neonila, but we call her Nina.
He says: Give it up. I call her Neo.

From Twitter @interesno_vsem:
“The largest squid weighing 50 kilograms, caught by fishermen from Ryazan. That’s 7 kg more than the previous record holder lied.

@nuzlgul: What are the most stupid phrases you’ve heard or pronounced during orgasm?
...
@net00n: “Oh, the hot went”

I pulled my hat and opened the scheme. A suitable designer looks at the diagram on the monitor screen and says:" How is this 3D model moved into a 2D projection?". I’ll say to him:" I’ll show you a projection of the watermelon, I’ll open up your brain at all :)"

The nobility bought the pink horses she had long sought.
A tribe goes into the kitchen and gives to her mother:
I invented names for horses. This is a whirlwind and this is a whirlwind.

A film about Shakespeare. The comments, after viewing, are full of negative reviews and mutual insults among fans of high-quality film industry. The final commentary lightened the situation:
The xxx:
The Century of Popcorn! Coca Cola is time! All the show, all the art to the ass!