Dialogue with husband about work.
Do you want to work as a content manager?
C: I want to work as a mother.
I: Do you have work experience?
Yes, two grandchildren
I: What about the recommendations?
C: I get
I: Well, let’s go to an interview.

Why don’t I think I’m on the keyboard?!?!?! to
Sometimes it happens ?
Take a deep breath ? ? ?
This is what psychotherapist Darth Vader said.

I went to the parental meeting yesterday. I liked my son’s way:
"Mommy, most importantly don’t trust anyone there".

HH: And all that’s in it...
There are two deficits.

The biggest mistake in a woman’s life is always a man, and the biggest mistake in a man’s life is not working.

Citizens of the Russian nationality who remained in Moscow have long moved to foreign cars, and vice versa, some foreigners ride Russian cars. I caught that night a funny loophole jiggull, coming right from my childhood. The driver only understood "500 to Kuzminok", but smiled welcomingly. By the center he rolled carefully between the German messers, and only on the empty flight highway relaxed, cast music. There was a column behind every ear. The night exploded by a crazy Southern orchestra in the style of Lady Gaga of Samarkand. We flew through Volgograd faster than the old Hotabich on a carpet-plane, the stars fell from the sky by surprise. Near the metro Kuzminki, where it was necessary to turn to the entrance, cut off the music and again strained. There were some personalities on the sidewalk. After looking at them, the driver grabbed into the steering wheel and confusedly said with a strong accent: "I am afraid of these non-Russian..."

My younger brother is a first-class student. He sits on the 137th trolley bus every morning, then transfers to the 564th bus, travels to the 94th district and goes to the 1128th school to learn to count to ten.

How sad it is that the present generation has forgotten that gentlemen do not tell about their feats.

XXX: I come home and the house is written shit return the pharmacy! P is narcissistic! A broken window
Why is my window closed?! to

I talked to God today.)
Probably a goddess?
Is it jealousy?
Yes, I am about myself!
He is humble))

XXX: So, I’m playing in Minecraft. And there the day lasts for 10 minutes, the night goes on, and at night all kinds of fools come out who dream of killing me. To do this on the first day of the game, newcomers are advised to obtain any, but a refuge. To prevent, I have a zombie in the house!111 I filled all the holes in the mountain where I was going to build a house. The first night comes. Terrible uterine sounds, from which blood shakes in my veins. But I know that in the afternoon they will all disappear, so it is more or less calm. I'm dealing with one zombie, which came out I don't know where, I wait for the next morning. The day is coming, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, but the uterine sound is nowhere! I’m scared, it’s very loud, very scary and a nightmare, day too! A zombie attack, no one. The sound does not stop!
I thought Gluc - passed over - nothing.
The uterine sounds do not stop.
And only after digging a couple of cubes of land, I stumbled upon a hole (which I had previously made from the outside) which was a sneezing zombie.
I could not deal with them and decided to make the hole back.
Now I have neighbors, and I’m not alone in this world of minecraft.

Xxx: Hi, have not been seen for 2 months?
Hello, Pepper is simple. I went out of work a week ago, angry straight, I can’t! Then she went on to another and left her. Everyone is angry with me!! The car breaks down constantly, I can't even get out of the country, giving 200 km! How everything is angry. Yesterday I broke up with the guy in addition, he was dumb with me because he was bored!!! Why is it all so??? What to do? How angry it all!! to
Going to the USA? and? The two? Please!! Just let’s leave everything and go, give birth to children, get ready to work? What do you say?
HHH: I just asked how it works!

from Twitter.

Scientists have found that in space worms live longer than on Earth

Hahahah, why is it all? Yes, because there is no rain in space and these dots do not go on the asphalt under the feet of pedestrians.)))

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You gave me the right answer, lol.

I’ll fuck you, and you’ll cook me dinner.
What about love?
You will not distinguish.
c) Anastasia

Corsi: My girlfriend type sat on a diet, not eating there sweet, flour, well shorter is more than typical.
Corsi: I only smoke that the cockroaches are dropping, although no one else can catch them besides us... we sit down, drink tea, I say here - I had a dog, a clever stucco, could bite a hole in the package and soften what is there. I especially loved sweet.
Corsi: and mine - well I don't even bite the package...
Corsi: Hey, you should have seen her face when it came, diets are such diets. and :)

So why is C++ better than C?
Danmer: Compared to C, C++ has two huge pluses.

Go into someone’s tent.
Without Gandalf there is no hunting.
Gandalf is inside.

Imbecility (from the Latin Imbecillus - weak, impotent) - an average degree of oligofrenia, malnutrition, intellectual underdevelopment due to a delay in the development of the brain of the fetus or child in the first years of life.
With imbecility, children lag behind in physical development, deviations are noticeable externally. Imbeciles understand the language of others, they can pronounce short phrases themselves. Speech is poor and incorrect, but more or less connected. Thinking is concrete and primitive, but consistent, distractions are inaccessible, the stock of information is extremely narrow, sharp underdevelopment of attention, memory, will. People suffering from imbecility are able to instill basic work skills, teach reading, writing, counting, programming in PHP, etc.

I knew!

The girl does not wear rings and did not wear - there is no sample. I can only measure without a burn in the morning, and in the morning can not. There’s still a way while she’s asleep, but again: as long as I find a finger, as long as I wrap, she’ll wake up. And what to do?

WOW: In your case, it’s only up to you to arrange an accident and take her finger away from the jeweller.

Why is it so hard to "finger"? It is much easier to take the whole girl. Not to the jeweller, but to the jewellery seller. And in just an hour the store will sell the goods, the girl will get exactly the device that will wear and boast before the friends, you will go to the category of the best smart girls and, at the same time, you will find out the desired size. (Just call the seller the upper limit of your love for that girl in rubles or foreign currency!)

We went with the bride to the ZAGS to collect the certificate of marriage.
was appointed on 07.07.2012, in ZAGS said that the base does not work, and called the reference, it turned out that the base does not work throughout Kazakhstan (no one is married).
In the end, we were transferred all to the number 9, but the paintings from us on some sheet were taken, so for 2 days she called me a half-husband, and I was her wife of a shredinger).