First, Clinton was cast as Monica, Berlusconi was accused of numerous ties with women, then Strauss-Kahn was jailed for a maid... As you can see, gentlemen, naturalists are being driven out of the world political elite.

Based on December 2008:
My mom bought a dress. Composition: 80 percent cotton and 100 percent polyester.
I am confused.

Three years have passed and the whole country is confused.
That is, I understand, innovation.

Today, January 17, is the birthday of the brilliant actor.Today, Jim Carrey is 50 years old. Let us wish him to live as long as he has lived, and even more.Well, and of course let him delight us with new films with his participation =)

On Sept. 7, 1812, I was moving, commanding the proper troops that belonged to me, along the Smolensk road towards the city of Moscow. The speed of movement was 3 km / h, visibility - 800 m. In the Borodino area, I was suddenly struck in the front of my army by an army without numbers, managed by Mr. Kutuzov M. I., deprived of the driver's license for driving the troops in a drunk state, as well as a vision disabled. As a result, the front parts of my troops were damaged. The culprit of the incident escaped from the scene, leaving Moscow with the lighting on.
Buonaparte N. K.

I was advised to cross the Rubicon by Rubikyan and Rubinstein... Caesar G. Y.

I did not kill my wife, queen Euplaxia, she is alive and healthy, she sits on a col, what she wishes you! The terrible I. V.

xxx: and still the best intimate hairstyle is "analso")

I go from training I see two rats fighting and a nearby cat is sitting in the wall
He looks at them with horror.
Maybe the cat shared.

Comment to photo

by Alexei:
Horizon is broken

by Alexander:
You were not asked, level fucking.

Gradually began to overheat the note on heavy toys, after an hour of play cut off. I found it, I see it, and it is - the thermopast died on the sight. I come to my favorite computer store next to the house, there a new lady polishes the nails.

“Hello,” I said, “Do you have a thermometer?
No girl, what are you? (In the eyes of righteous indignation)
What is it?
It is not released separately. It’s now on the computers right away!!! to

X_X (Take away all of them)

P.S She went into the room to the owner, where the discs cut and pressed the cable. The thermopasta, of course, was, just the girl decided to shine with knowledge and put on the place of the nasty user.

The water has been turned off.
HH: Long time ago
What kind of shit he took and shook in the shock.
Whoever covered the paper and left?
WOW at work? Or at home?
What do you think if I live alone?? to

From Habr:
"In long-distance trains will appear the Internet..."
The first comment:
"Interestingly, and when long-distance trains will appear at least sockets to start..."

Dear girls, I speak to you on behalf of all the guys. Many of you think that guys treat you like a toy. and itself...
I’m not going to write about other aspects, since I’m going to write only about one. Why if you have a guy, then you think it’s normal to take pleasures from others, and long enough, and when it’s already obvious that the guy isn’t just chatting out of boredom he wanted? Well, what I have, that every friend of mine has a couple of such stories, and, believe me, for us such stories are not very pleasant. Moreover, those who suffer from such disorders are not those who want to drag you to bed for one night faster, for such such disorders - in order of things and are easily carried out, like a mosquito bite, but those who want something more serious. The longer you communicate with a girl and her, the stronger she enters the heart and the harder to get rid of it. But for you, it’s just a game, you’re enjoying being glued to you.
What do we, in a direct text, when acquainted with the state of the personal front to ask, what?

XXX: Dolled PMS
WOW: What is it?
Yesterday I barely found it possible to offend Sasha. When I finally found it, I was offended for so long that I forgot what I was offended for.
WOW :D

by Facebook
Yyy: Happiness is much easier than it seems.
XX: Are you drunk?

In the pharmacies of the city brought discs with the album of Stas Mikhailov. It is sold as a vomiting, patients are delighted.

Forecast: in 2012, the third Friday the 13th is expected to be the end of the world. Places are troubled...

We go somehow with a friend (D) to Brooklyn and he says:
A friend of mine is out of prison today.
Why was he jailed?? to
He crashed into a yacht in a car.
I am how?? to
D - Yes, he was drunk from the police, and decided right on the car
drop into the water to immediately get to the hospital and not to pass the test
On to alcohol! Because in America for driving in a drunk state are sent to jail and for a long time! And near the pier, the yacht was unfortunately parked. In the end
He flew into the yacht, swallowed water and did not pass any tests. He was sentenced to prison for dangerous driving.

by torrent
The PDD. Instructional guidance for auto schools. Driving

>> How realistic is it? The instructor? Pid@r@s are cut off on the accord? When is the light on the back of the bikini? Where should the instructor go?

My cat has one "strange thing" - after eating does not eat everything and tries to bite bite. Naturally, it is not possible to bury something on the linoleum, the cat scratches a little on the floor and goes away to wash. He washes, returns back to check - op-pa nihuya magical food in the place buried, you need to eat. And so every time.

To smoke less, you need not willpower, but the absence of a smoker in the office and -25 on the street.

A friend has a cellular operator MTS, he receives a SMS about the fact that 50 rubles have been removed from him, he calls the operator and asks why?
- You have received a notification about the withdrawal of funds in the amount of 50 rubles, for the notification that you have been withdrawn 50 rubles.

The closed circle turns out :-) Long rusted when you heard this by loud communication :-)