I sit in the car with three girls. Mickey went to the store. Goes out "Mitai" from the store, in the hands of the bread, plunges it. Opening the door in the car:
You are CHO! The Lošara! How do you live like that??? You are a loser!You are a fucker!! (in three votes )
Mickey raises his head, and that fucking, not he!! to

He shares his impressions of the new work:
I am sitting in the office with two men. After a purely female hoodie, it was terrible how they would accept me.
I: And what, you accepted "your boyfriend"?
Q: How can I tell you... The first couple of days collided, and now I have two children: a boy, and... a boy. 42 and 38 years :-) I feed them, clean them up, listen to complaints, learn not to grumble, correct grammar errors :-)
I: Well, even the dresses for the wardrobe in the garden do not need to sew.
Q: They’re both going to be dressed in shrimp – I’ve seen birthdays celebrate here.

by 20:06
I’ve always wanted a salad cat.
and 20:11
Saducey
x 20:12
It just jumped away from me. On the back legs. O.O
by 20:13
O_O
brought an animal.
by x 20:14
You did not understand.
He was sitting in the assembly. On to me.
And I saw him.
He made a tactical retreat.

From the conversation:
...and although I was finally bought a notebook, my mom — after midnight — still threatens to cut down the traffic jams if I don’t go to bed right now.

We buy with a girl Cheburek and samsa with chicken from the Uzbek. I ordered it, he brought it and asked the girl:
What to you?
Girl - I am with him (pointing at me)
Uzbek: Yes, I knew he was with the chicken.
When we slipped down the shelf of laughter, he was even angry that we laughed at him.

A satellite that was unsuccessfully launched the day before fell into a Siberian village in a house on Cosmonaut Street

Is it hard to leave any bad habits in the coming year?

In the morning, snow, cold I am waiting for the bus, I think of my own.Here is a good God or something like this, damn vision I want a good God give me a vision - I thought.The next bus with a huge just a huge number of the route number written in the format of the Wattman A2 enters the sidewalk.
I understand the joke, I will no longer swear nothing to God.
P.S But I understood the degeneration – to be careful with your dreams.

System Error: Chuck Norris is 71, Bruce Willis is 56. Pattison and Harry Potter? I worship! Peace to Peace!

I lie with my husband in bed. He sticks to me with all kinds of unambiguous hints, and I try to discuss the New Year’s menu. I ask :
Do you want me to "Olivia"?
He is:
Give me an olive!

I saw this picture in the cafe today: there are three people sitting - a boy and two girls. One with dredds, in cedds, a non-dimensional jacket and in jeans. The second is all so careful - in a sweater, with a grip to the ass, in the coat and on the heels.
In general, the guy has gone somewhere and the second one asks the first so with a hint:
Do you not fear that he will leave you?
He loves smart people.
The second makes an offended mouthpiece and goes to the toilet.
In a few minutes scream.
How to wash it?

The last week I got my husband, so that he made a hole in the wall after repairing the pipes, made a tile in the bath (one collapsed), briefly engaged in male affairs. It has already brought him the point of boiling. So this parasite at night found a needle with a thread in the house and stitched the legs to our son's favorite plush mouse (the mouse was disabled for six months), and finally stitched the plush toy of the cat, from which all the inside of the house flew.

I think I’ll have to do the stuff (

What do people do on their weekends who haven’t slept all week? They are sleeping.
What are the people who are sleeping out? They will drill.

© A.A.

In the anatomy:
Among all kinds of interesting drugs is a large bank, in which the human brain floats in a formalin solution and, unknown how it got there, a cockroach.
The first thought: And the subject, in the course of the case, was not different in common sense during life.

My girlfriend has offended me.
I hate when they use a lot of toner-she uses
I gave her a spatula) thought she was upset and doesn't talk to me

The Saturday morning. A cute girl enters the bar, drinks a couple of shots of Sambuca and, having taken a cocktail, stuck in the netbook. There is a drunken man with her.
Girl, can I meet you?
I do not meet.
“A little thinking”
I just buckle.
Everyone who heard it almost died on the spot.

Here in Manchuria is the steppe and here in Transbaykalsk is the steppe, the winds are constant. And China sells wind turbines to generate electricity, the Chinese themselves on the other side tick them everywhere these wind turbines. So, and our town slowly began to grow, as before satellite plates, now - windshields. And what do you think? After some time, officials forced everyone to remove them with fines and threats - because no one has a license to produce electricity. Wind is a natural resource and it needs a license to extract and use it. The official claim of the authority.

Tax on air?

Pay for inets now. You can’t do it until 15.

xxx: now on the radio, in some advertisement said "... and let you next year surrounded by family and loved ones"
I know only one situation when a person is surrounded by all his relatives and acquaintances, it is a funeral.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is not funny.

She: You know, I’ve been thinking about us for a long time, we’ve been together so long... But I want to break up with you :(
He: Is it serious? O_o didn't know you were still a virgin, but I don't mind ^^''