A great thing of trans
I don’t see that Vinamop is hanging.
UVA : /

Duke-Fox
Davecha learned that the strongest whisper in a Russian woman
It can hold up to 14 kg in weight)))))
This is not good for those who decide to rape her 😉

cherry
Bite a whisper

Duke-Fox
or just delay on the scene of the crime until the police arrive))))))))))

cherry
YYYYYYY

Duke-Fox
And when the police arrive, she will spit him straight into the beetle)))

cherry
Picture of Pepe

SkyHawk ( 18:34:49 )
The explosion of Omsk
SkyHawk ( 18:34:53 )
The Moscow!! to

I poured an old valerian into the dishwasher in the kitchen. In the evening, a sleeping cat was found in it... Well, what to do - turned on the water. Until the cat was completely wet, he did not leave.

Mom, I don't know how to, I flew off the car.and ((
YYY: Dear, you’re wrong with the number. Now tell me more about the car!! to
XXX is all. I am fucking fucking!! to

I call "Hello Alexey, this is Vladislav. I came to the interview, I sit and wait at the elevator".

You called a little wrong.
and Eeee. Are you Alex?
and no.

I look at the phone. @#% ^$% ^!!!!! I called the boss!! by Facepalm

The commander burned. says "do not get nervous at the shootings, no one will scream at you, generally screaming at a person with a machine in your hands is a bad idea, it is better to immediately break the p*da" DD

My office installed the cable a week ago. The challenge of leaking electricity. On the spot stood two bombs with a tail and one of them decided to start the conversation first: - go to the cock we first found it!! to

I will probably stay overnight at the building.
Dad: Is there a lot of work?
I : No
I: Just because the floors were covered with poppy film, all the doors were covered with poppy film, all the furniture was covered with poppy film!! to

In a decent woman, every man is the first.

The man opened his own cleaning room. I bought the latest equipment. He invested everything he had, plus his loans. But the people did not come to him. The creditors took the throat and promised to throw the children out.
What to do? And the man decided to hang himself, in this case the wife and children at least a roof over his head will remain. But before this, he was drawn to the church to go down, to ask the Lord for help, so, in any case, he did not believe in God.
And in two houses from the cleaning house, the wife of one dismissed him, yet asking him to pull out the carpet, the debris of that ended, the year from two already asked, in addition, in the guests was his brother as healthy. They took gram.
700 and pulled the carpet into the yard. And the carpet was a family relic, presented at the grandmother's wedding.
They took these two rugged carpets by the corners, and they cracked. And he took it into the cloths and flew, to see it has gone. Man in the head: what to do? They are eaten alive! We gathered this veto and in the atelier. They were sent to the carpet workshop. They are also handed out, but they offer to make a new one in a couple of days, which will be indistinguishable from the old one. Nowhere to go, I agreed.
The man did not care to his wife that it was useless to beat out this carpet and that he handed it over to the cleaning house next door and would take it in two days.
And this day to them at the visit just a maid with a testament, and also with some lady came. People are sociable, communicable - half-city in acquaintances. As they saw the carpet brought, they wept: no one in their lives has ever encountered such a perfect cleaning. Let your acquaintance talk about it.
And the owner of the cleaning house, from which the story began, began to be noticed on a lively intersection on Sunday. He took out a small Bible from the new jeep’s luggage and distributed it to passers. By advising them, in a moment of complete despair, to ask the Lord for help, he will help. It helped him. After all, when he returned from the church to his cleaning room and swung his head into a loop. Suddenly popper people with barochl on cleaning, straight popper fool. Everyone said about some carpet, but he didn’t even pay attention to it.

What's in common between the CEO of Mercedes and the CEO
Director of Automotive?
Both are riding a Mercedes.

In 2012 Russia will collect a record harvest of vermicella

Correspondence with the client:
The Client:
Natalia, greetings, make and pass on with the next arrival
Courier documents from 31/10/11
I am :
Victor, good morning The documents have already been delivered 05/10 and handed over to the manager Karpushkin.
The Client:
Hello Natalia, the documents were received at the time, the accountantry cut the fish on them on a holiday day, for this I also request duplicates. and Senx
I am :
Victor - we are proud that our documents you needed in such a way
It’s a great day for such a responsible procedure 😉

Liloo: I have invented it. I will send him a new year card with an ultrasound photo and a signature "he has your eyes".
e2-d2 is a. He replied to you with his echoed eyes. and I sign - "now exactly my". And then when your baby is asked who he looks like, he will say, “I don’t know who he looks like, but I have daddy eyes.” And such a bowl of formaline gets behind the back.

d0lboiob: Oh, that’s what they’ve done. Sanitary and fucking.
d0lboiob: In order for me to change the pipes now, I need to put a shell on them. On the already delivered they can not give a guarantee, so the pipes will not be put.(A year ago, I made the shell myself with my neighbor.)
d0lboiob: Well what to do. I had to put them in the shell (4th). A. They took me with my consent.
d0lboiob: Today I will go to the neighbor, tell him about this fight, and he tells me that he has the same situation, they also put their own, too for 4 thousand, and his shell was taken.
d0lboiob: You know how glad I was when I saw in his kitchen MY shell, with the word “Hui” scratched on one edge.

I have a condom here, can you help me use it?
^ kity^:... o_o
^ kity^: Well I found it.
^ kity^: I’m waiting at 7 :-*

Discussions about the failure of the Phobos-Grunt expedition
Never and nobody before the Russians had so barbarously sucked the fish! orbital stations in the Pacific.

Discussing the fact that when gluing the scotch onto the matte glass it becomes transparent:

DNA_Seq: That’s what kindergartens know. And if it is so, it will be the same.
Mow: is it true? I probably have a shower cabin made of matte glass.
question4: If the glass is matte on two sides, it will not help. And if it is not matte, but painted - it will not help either.
Camel: If the glass is not matte, but everything is curved and patterned, then it will not help on one side.
MUT: and if not Scotch, but isolant, it will not help either.
vnovouhov: And if not glass and 5mm steel sheet, it will not help either
Sin_a: That is, if on the non-matte, but on the curve and patterned, on the one hand, the steel sheet with a thickness of five millimeters to glue the insulator then it will not become transparent? It is a pity what...

Aunt Sasha: Yes, my ass would win the competition "The Ass 2011"!!! to
Uncle Lozha: Yes, you would have won the contest "The Ass 2011"...