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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №53024
 08.09.2011
Not enough to be a loyal friend, not enough to be a dog.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53023
 08.09.2011
The son of acquaintances went to the first class in the current fashion Marfino. On the 1st of September, the mayor of Sobyanin visited the children. Children, parents, teachers – all on the positive. Moreover, the school - at the ponts, fully equipped with the latest technology, I do not want to study! Everyone is happy, everyone laughs. 1 of September.
and Ura.

The next day after S. S. goes back to school.
It returns - not to be cloudy and without an enthusiast, but in general with the phrase "I will not go to this distant school anymore"! Parents are interested, what is it about? Some difficulties? to help? Per someone hurt?

Everything is fine, says the boy. In class today.
There are naked chairs and chairs.

In a word, after the departure of the superiors from the classes instantly disappeared engaged somewhere for the time tablets, computers and interactive boards.

Welcome to adult Russia, baby!

[ + 35 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53022
 08.09.2011
Entrance to Moscow:
What are you lucky?
and sugar.
Where to?
to the Kremlin.
Could it be an explosive?
and no. The truth of sugar.
Are you in the Kremlin?
and exactly.
Wait to. I will give you explosives.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53021
 08.09.2011
Before raising Russia, you have to raise your ass from the chair.

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53020
 08.09.2011
Love is an invaluable gift. It is the only thing we can give, and yet it remains with you. by Leo Tolstoy

Hah, Tolstoy did not know about torrents))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53019
 08.09.2011
The first :D Code is a matter...especially when coders 5 people on 1 task. 7 children without eyes.
The second is 7 babysitters with 14 breasts)))
The First: The Argument

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53018
 08.09.2011
by UJOS. The whole office is reacting normally. I’m a blonde, natural in all respects. She periodically forgets how to calculate the volume. I complain to her that she calls with stupid questions, but I always answer. A call from the neighboring office. Her first phrase: I have a stupid question to you again about meters. Well, I answer immediately: I have less than a meter. It was annoying, no reaction from her at all. But in my office, the manager of public procurement went under the table...

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53017
 08.09.2011
A new expression heard from the mouth of the Tajik: "To benefit"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53016
 08.09.2011
What does my mirror do on your computer under the table?
- Oh, it was I put the connectors in the ass, or it felt uncomfortable.and Pause
In the back of the system, not what you thought!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53015
 08.09.2011
JLondon: Despite the fact that I have a female dog, the fox was a cat.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53014
 08.09.2011
All posts about designers, announcements about working on freelance, other shit..What kind of requirements are high...

The History :
In 2004, I sold a car. The Little Chevrolet Sprint.
The buyer is a 75-year-old grandfather.
I: Father, tell me where are you going to go?
So, on the date...
Right to show.
Father: look at...
And here I wandered...
Grandfather got a booklet - well not to give any instructions for the washing machine. A5 format, yellow paper, several sheets, in the middle of the clutch.
Karoche : IFO rights issued, to control any transport (the bulldozer / crane / any volume of the engine / tonne).
To drive in all friendship states!!! Year of issue 1954
Chuvak built some power plants in Cuba, Africa, Brazil, and so on...

And you write PHP, WEB, you need to...

Learn the lamps.

by Cat. Zaporozhye

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53013
 08.09.2011
From the forum:
"Their ears have been burning for a few days. What could it be like?
The last answer:
Be courageous, it is a mutation. You are becoming a crapper!

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53012
 08.09.2011
There was a boy who didn’t love anyone, didn’t make friends with anyone, and even carried his own grave at a funeral.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53011
 08.09.2011
A new hurricane is moving in the United States. Scientists gave it the name "Topol-M"

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53010
 08.09.2011
and Bond. and James Bond.
and Dumbledore. by Albus Dumbledore. by Albus Persival
and Dumbledore. Albus Percival Wolfrich Dumbledore. Albus Percival Wolfrich by Brian Dumbledore.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53009
 08.09.2011
(14:01:40) E-Lena52: The militia is trying to enter the image of the police...I see in the car sits mint and eats a huge punch :-)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53008
 08.09.2011
I have a very cynical camera. The best people he photographs in the Animals mode.)))

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53007
 08.09.2011
Are you all touching a member on an iPhone? I found it in my iPad.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53006
 07.09.2011
Dialogue with wife after sex:
A little? Or maybe more?
No, it is okay.
Normal but not good?
Good, but very little.
0 O O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53005
 07.09.2011
Imagine you have a 78,000 arena and you have 5 days to sell 80% of the tickets.
YYY: I did not understand
XX: In short, I would also say that I am going to the presidents.and :)

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