Vanya: "Who finishes first - he washes the dishes!" - this is what I understand the motivation...
Alessia: I tried..... the girl gave up first.... with the words:" and in the ass all", a little later we tried and this=)
I haven’t worn my clothes for a long time. 😉

From Twitter:
I think that behind the controller of me is Homer Simpson sitting, breaking crumbs on the key, sleeping at work and occasionally ticking in some buttons.

Autumn film premiere from the Russian Military Command!
"A year in shoes" Hurry to!

Propheta: The top of optimism is buying condoms for growth.

If you drink every day, Friday ceases to be the cult day of the week.

I bought a fish, named Vector.
and Victoria
The vector
Why is?? to
Because it’s a scale :)

Conversation of a boy [P] with a girl [D]:
My dear, I will buy a penny.
P: Why is it?
To surprise you!
[P](long-dreaming): No, you won't surprise me with a penny, if the M&M's costume... then yes...

Do not seek sympathy from the workers of the morgo, the cemetery and the administrative apparatus of the country.

The dream of an idiot is when you dream of your son studying Hogwarts.

Hi, come and drink a beer ;)
W: I can’t, I’m going to dance tonight.)
You are like friends... 0_o
You can’t ruin your sex friendship!! and ;)
Annie was a friend too! :)
And Anka? 0 - O
X: Well yes! My wife =

I miss women.
Most importantly, don’t drop your hands. :D

I, by the way, previously thought that reassembling the core is something related to iron. That is, a man with a beard and in a sweater is sitting and some spherical hernia inside the compass is disassembled and collected, painted there, dust is wiped out, decorated in every way, new details are wrapped...

Lessons in Geometry:
What is a Cube?
This is a square in 3D.

YYY: Well how? Would you?
XXX is standard. Now I have understood the true purpose of the straps on the rope of some buses.
XXX: so that passengers can hang themselves at the peak hour

After recognizing me and hearing that I don’t have a girlfriend, many girls wonder, say, how, such a good boy — and not looking at anyone? I quietly smile in response. It is quite funny that for some reason nobody comes to mind that it is me so far almost nobody has looked at them.

igar0K : Sleep, cat, sweet and sweet,
Pick up in bed,
Close your eyes tightly.
Cats of mine!

Mr. Pijamkin: experimentally proved that after the phrase: "Vladimir Svyatoslavovich had about 800 nurses" the lesson of history in the 10th grade is impossible to conduct.

Those of us who do not live to a hundred years will go to the cemetery.

About our men.
You know, I need a serious relationship. For a lifetime!
Remove the cowards, I tell you.
Amigdala

She: Listen to me with a whistle on a cell phone.
It was at the most inappropriate moment, once it was a whole comedy.
She: We are sitting at a lecture in Lobach. I have a phone call on vibration. Here is a sound from my bag. I took the cut. Alexander "Anna, could answer, I would forgive". She: "I don’t think Alexander. It’s just an alarm clock" Alexander "You know, Anna, you’re the first to put an alarm clock on my lectures"