I have a strange acquaintance who says, “Happy Way” when washing in the toilet.

Heating has been discussed.
Rogue: Parnisha said he would be injured when minus ten
Rogue: And the physicist added - survivors

In Russia there are two new eternal things: the president and the mortgage.

d0lboiob: If I had such a computer, I would never get married...

Aisid: 40 years later I imagine) iPhone 45 – Apple berries again!

In Prachupkhirikhan rescued a hundred Pangolins.
Where is it??? of whom?? to

From a conversation in the office: -Do you know why the boss chairs are so large and black? That the back creates around a person like a frame of a demotivator.

Detector: I’m really good here.
Detector: Although it was noticeably cold
Detector: The man who reads us the world economy said it is the breath of the winter session

A few days ago, a programmer came to visit me. Two men who have not known each other before. They were sitting, crawling, having fun with what the degrees called, or somehow. One designs the submarines, the other is an employee of the CUP.
Looking at them, I understood the reasons for many things.

by Vladimir 18:10:39
translation...what for gay porn has stuck me on the wall, perverse?

Serena 18:17:37
So you see the name??? A man with an Iroquois ?
You did not like it? ?and ((
by Vladimir 18:18:00
So I knew you had a little bit of mystery ;)
Why do you go on such websites?
I opened the link late at work, I did not expect from you so ugly
Now the sellers think I need to be careful.)
I told them this morning that if they don’t work properly, I’ll fuck them all out.
Then on the monitor burned the website.
are now afraid
The windows wipe and they look at me.

The girl tells the order in which she pays attention to the appearance of the guys.
D: I have shoes.
A: The bag
D: Then to Grow
D: Then on the roast
D: in the hands.
D: type there dirt should not be under the nails
D: Later on Stage
D: If it suits me.
D: I know it’s gay

X. It’s the first time I see so many foolish people. Imagine, after the guests cleans the spoonfuls and forks with paper...
Y. Well and what?
X is. No happiness!

Q: What do you want as a gift?

yyy: rope and soap

XXX: What kind of company?

What is the difference between a frog and a frog? The fox ruins other people’s lives because they want sex, and the fox because they don’t want it.

Disposition - I, Tavria, black terrier, winter, snow falls. I live on the mountain, it’s almost night, I just go and go no matter where, but for the company there is a dog sitting on the back seat. After 5 seconds, I realize that the mirror lights do not light and they need to be wiped out with a cloth. Since the car is not heated yet, I do not want to shut down and quietly descend from the hillside - wherever it will be, there are lighthouses. He stood, went out, went out, sat down, went out. And here, like the devil from the tobacco, a goat jumps out. That is, the documents (15 years ago, the case was, the gaez is holy, we cannot send it) and, turning the documents in your hands, cleverly asks, and why are you and the passenger changing places? Well, it was dark, well, snow, well he thought I had moved. And I hurled, what it wants, I opened the door and asked - was it transplanted? And he will see his face face in the salon who tam. Black terrier is a very black (in the dark hours of the day invisible, and at any time of the day - a large, with a speck in front of the eyes, very service and security-responsible animal) and a very negative to menta dog (not a peculiarity of the breed, namely a specific specimen). And here, the mouth of the mouth in the salon, and the mouth of his nose almost silently clutches his teeth. He quickly returned the documents and also quickly escaped from the garages. At home premiated a dog with a healthy bone - deserved
and ;)

Will the presidential election be held in early 2012?
You are what! They took place yesterday.

XXX: So is it. On the radio was the song of Zemfira - AIDS, so the host then says the type we are exclusively for a healthy lifestyle, and we advise you to listen to this song exclusively with a condom on your head.

Today the client came and stated that he wants to make a conditional-preliminary repayment of the loan. The country of zecks, bleat.

On Habrahabra comments on the topics of the interface of Windows 8, and in particular the display of the weather.

Comment 1: The city that you need to display the weather is adjusted :)
Comment 2: very well formulated =/
Comment 3: Master of Yoda)
Comments4:I showed your city weather

"Forget her", whispered fate; "forgive her", whispered love. "WWEEBE HER", - shouted loudly her leg