I: I have a pimple jumped on the pop, and sitting work is uncomfortable.
Take a cream.
Yes, I am already running away.
Mothers at work
I: Where do I pray there?
Mom: go to the toilet and smash, or in the office if there is no one.
I: Oh, and at the most responsible moment comes the boss...
Pray him too!

I have a double personality. I was driven out of the psychic. Both of them are called li.

I go away myself. He taught his father that the clav is the main organ of the comp, which cannot be persecuted (he hesitated to buy a new one every two weeks because of his hot character and hard-to-do games). showed what the internet is, how to play counter,CoD and the like. Not only that my mother is trying to kill me for the fact that my father was pulling out because of the comp, but now I am generally afraid to come home because my father poured the coke on the table and to save the key for 500 rubles ruined my mom's coke for 3000 wiping the table(((

I no longer fit under twenty, beard, live with my mom, troll, liar and virgin, now I am 21 :)

From the discussion of 4D films:

Oh yeah okay. Let us remember the story.
First people looked at the pictures, then they invented the radio and started listening to it. Then I started watching the movie (without “listening”). Then I started listening to the movie. Now you can smell it.
Who knows, maybe we’ll be touching it soon.

Soon after, people will start watching movies.

Call to TP (Monday)
The internet opens on Thursday. Send me an update!! to
TP: Click "Update" in the Internet window or F5 on the keyboard.
How fast you are, thank you!! to
(Solitary spots in the tube)

8 Do you drink?! to
No, we are eating.
Why the beer?! to
Yyy: What do we do, hunting sausages with juice?! to

The boy asked in the store to buy a spider-man egg. I was red, I was red.

* discussion of picture with square peppers*

XXX: How do people grow such peppers?
yyy: extract the root from the watermelon, build it into a square.
XX: They are cubic waves.
I mean, in the Cube.

I downloaded a mobile phone 2GIS today. I run the "Where am I?" button, and it shows me that I live in a ice cream kiosk.

Default: I’m not arguing, you’ve had a big impact on me and my worldview.
Default: I’ve become more hating women.

Mahahahah! He is evil!! Now smoked on a glassed veranda with a bunch of mosquitoes! They tried to escape the smoke, but only beat the glass and complained! The Revenge! She is so sweet!

Did Basilio's cat wear his glasses?
Yyy: You understand a lot...)))
Yyy: It’s Armani...Georgio... Seriously, among other things.
xxx: Basilio Georgio Armani was wearing??? The 0_o

I sit right. The backbone in shock O_o

As it all happened, it would be the end of the world

Shhas watched the Simpsons, there in one series Homer from the toaster smashed a time machine, went to the past to the dinosaurs and there the mosquito on the fucker moved!!! to
Finally someone showed this insect how we hate them!!! to

No matter what they say, the real Jedi are working in the company of Adobe. It seems that this is where the soul of the master Yoda came after his death.
I quote: “Adobe Application Manager is required to update your”

If the coup had occurred today, then on TV instead of the "Swan Lake" would be an endless concert of Stas Mikhailov.

If your girlfriend is
He rarely smiles.
Give her a puddle.
Let the beautiful girl...

We are accustomed to noticing only the bad in what we already have and only the good in what we do not yet have.