When a girl tells you about her problems, she doesn’t complain and doesn’t bother. She trusts you!

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Yyy: Funny, of course, original, but better than all people to be buried in a cemetery.

In the office at 10 a.m.
The colleague: Oh! You look so hard at the monitor.
I: test the program
It’s great that the program does it.
I: Calculates how much time remains to work

He came to his girlfriend. We sit on the couch, we watch a movie. And suddenly something like splashed, I whisper to her ear, as I want her, she is like a disgrace - I feel, happiness will all be. And here the fucking girl has her phone ringing. I - let's not be suited to her, probably girlfriends do it and name it, and she's at work, girlfriends can't, I'm in the "sex status" put, they know that you can't call!! to

A friend, Sisadmin, on Facebook in the favorite games section is written - "hide" and explanation - "hide where to work and let look"

Talk about jumping with a parachute:
The parachutes D1 and D6-U are similar to a military thing bag, we and the boys still roasted that you signed out of the plane, and the backpacks of the bards fall out of the circle, sweater, guitar, fire..."

A group of gay people were invited to join the United Russia.
What they said was that they were not the same as Pid@r@s...

I received a certificate from a veterinarian for a dog to be carried on a plane. This requires analysis.
Announcement on the door: "Stocks, newspapers, papers and bags are NOT ACCEPTED! Only in the bottles."

Aunt called and asked to recharge the processor from Linux to Windows.

I sit in the office, and in the neighbor's interview and I hear the head of the staff department speaking to the applicant
We have a salary delay.

So I wanted to scream...it’s not a delay, it’s menopause.

A group of 27612 South Koreans filed a lawsuit against Apple

Romance is:

A group of 27,612 South Koreans...
Are they Samsung employees?

- Hear the joke: "Confusion happened in the government - the money allocated for health care accidentally spent... on health care "

The mind of the Russian man does not understand.
by Ilya?
me: a neighboring office tour firm, robbery, so the owner instead of installing the alarm, invited the father's office to light)))

News from Rambler:
In Russia for the second time in a year, prices have fallen.

The comment.
The caramel is cheaper, now the Russians can be available.

by Juss. I have a friend who has seen what can be done from a regular phone (!) Sensory
Shake the banana skin on the screen.
He tried
It doesn’t work, it just works! Other models!! to

I was moving to the old office.
behind the worker’s back:
Go to X!
It will fall, B!
Do not fall, I tell you, b...! Give up!! to
Exactly...?
Go to X, I tell you.
...
A terrible hustle!! to
A, B... I have fallen! I told you!
X with him.

0 0 I am afraid of them.

People lie because truth is more expensive.

We live with a family, a dog, a cat and a turtle in a countryside house. I recently had a beautiful grass. As always happens, the sickness immediately started and began to spoil the beauty. Cat Lastick is a liar of anecdotes about lazy cats.
During the summer, the whole village is devoured. It is useless to hunt them.
He dropped the dog from the chain. I drove to Nora. Without much hope, he pushed the speech. “Lisa, would you catch that shit, would you?
and forgotten. I go out in the morning - there is a drowned crot on the doorstep. Over him sits Lizza with a proud face.
I will allow myself a small retreat. Animals cannot speak human language. The mimics and gestures are excellent. You just have to watch. But even if the owner is not observant, they will find a way to convey their thoughts. For example, our cat Lastik, when we gave him Russian-made cabbage, did not want to eat it in any way. When we touched him with questions “what and why,” he approached the bowl with his back legs and pretended to be buried. Just like visiting the cat’s toilet. And the face clearly read the phrase: “Fu, g... but!”
So here, over the roof on the doorstep, a proud Lizza sits... I, slightly squeezed, try to figure out what to do with him. I said to myself, “Lizka, would you eat it?” I go for garbage bags.
Followed by a dog’s blind eye. Really, what is there?
Crot is small, disgusting, there is almost no meat - one wool.
I come back. There is no crocodile. Just a wet spot on the door. I look around and ask, where is the crap? I, say, brought packages for him, I want to throw them into the garbage... And on Lizzy’s unfortunate mouth it is clearly read: “Master! “You and M!”

Taking a loan is like sucking your pants in the cold: first warm and good, but sweat.

No, that was still lacking!! I just got a little cold in the star posture here.
You have become a star? Or a bed?
Tagged: bed
xxx: a man in the blossom of strength... in the star’s position... on the bed... the air conditioner is romantically blowing... the sea is visible from the window...
WOW: and a flower in the teeth) let it be a white rose) Banally, but will fit...
xxx: * the predatory bed star set up the puppy and pretended to be part of the situation *
I love... I love... I love... I love... I love.
You can observe how the star hides in anticipation of the prey... how it sometimes moves in anticipation...
I moved my fingers)
The whole of her appearance triumphs... she sees an approaching, nothing-suspecting prey... look at her cunning spell... yeah, she’s wearing glasses... to see better... it’s a very tuning star...
Hey, it hurts to smile.
I need to read this with the voice of Drozov.)
I read it (wish it was great, but I stopped)))
hhh: well you see..))) in the bed or the rust is standing, or the penis... at the same time does not happen.)))
WOW: Well, this is a fact) and so it stood.