XXX: Advice, which game can I buy to my son?
YYY: Son is not sorry? Buy a better motorcycle.
ZZZ: Okay, let it break up

If I hadn’t remembered the hot keys, I’d be able to just look at the document and close it in the seventh office.

Summer holidays in Abkhazia.On the excursion you can only drive on the serpentine road.Drivers chase there so that you are surprised how they fit in the next turn.The boys sleep on the road.One opens his eyes, stumbles from speed and asks the driver to drive slower.To what he answers: "Listen, brother, look at your comrades!and you close your eyes, let go!Don’t be afraid we will arrive!and "

Near the constellation of the Big Bear exploded the star Messier 101. This was 21 million. years ago, but we will see the light of a distant star only now.

by Hule.
The end of the world has long since occurred, and there is nothing left around it - an endless emptiness and dust.
This happened a few million years ago, but it will come to us.

He: What are you doing?
She: I eat
Is he naked?
She is: Of course! It is also delicious.)

There are still people for whom the phrase "I can, I'm a blonde" means "I can, I'm a dumb shit"?

Eugene: Can you make a dish of a man’s desktop, but what would he not know?
Artem: steal from behind and look through your shoulder.

She: Deiyiyim, do you have a screwdriver?
He: Yes, what is needed, cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Is it cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Fuck, do you have a screw with a cross or a strip?
She: The Cross
Glory to the eggs! Come take

He: Connect me
and feed him.
He is Kiev.
She: Go to the shelter, there I will feed you and the dog.

Google is
Please provide an answer so that it is understandable to the newcomer.
What is the difference between if else and do while?

>> the same as between constipation and dysentery

All Stalker’s Celebrations! Today, September 10, 2011, a historic event took place: the mercenary Shram on the Boloths woke up in Lebedev’s house and entered the Clean Sky!

I am now a drug addict.
GasDon: Why O_O?
Don: My grandmothers didn’t get along the road.

ArkDoom: There are three things that can’t be stopped: a tsunami, diarrhea, and text messages sent to the wrong address.

Prepod at a lecture seeks an assistant, chooses one student and asks him:
Do you have anything but a member and a keyboard in your hands?
and yes.
You will also be able to switch slides.

He accidentally poured a glass of red wine at home on the girl, immediately boiled, ran to the bathroom, threw the white shirt into the washing machine and poured everything in vanish for COLORED LINES!
Why not for white?! to
They are so colorful!!! to
I: O_o

Fascism will not pass!! to
This will never happen in this country. He was, is and will be.

As I went down the stairs, I heard a conversation between the welder (C) and the master (M).

C: I don’t need this switch here.
M: Why is it not needed?
C: Because you don’t need a nausea!

xxxx: You accidentally don’t want to beat the tech block on the game I’m going to do in mid-August 2011?
YYY: You know, I’m afraid to upset you, but now it’s September 2011...

As practice has shown, if you put a cucumbers in a bowl with cherry strawberries, it acquires the taste of watermelon.

I read today in the news: “6 million people in the southwestern U.S. have been left without electricity due to a mistake by an employee at a power plant in Umeå, Arizona.

First thought: Homer Simpson, as always, in his repertoire.