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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53164
 11.09.2011
XXX: Advice, which game can I buy to my son?
YYY: Son is not sorry? Buy a better motorcycle.
ZZZ: Okay, let it break up

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53163
 11.09.2011
If I hadn’t remembered the hot keys, I’d be able to just look at the document and close it in the seventh office.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53162
 11.09.2011
Summer holidays in Abkhazia.On the excursion you can only drive on the serpentine road.Drivers chase there so that you are surprised how they fit in the next turn.The boys sleep on the road.One opens his eyes, stumbles from speed and asks the driver to drive slower.To what he answers: "Listen, brother, look at your comrades!and you close your eyes, let go!Don’t be afraid we will arrive!and "

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53161
 11.09.2011
Near the constellation of the Big Bear exploded the star Messier 101. This was 21 million. years ago, but we will see the light of a distant star only now.

by Hule.
The end of the world has long since occurred, and there is nothing left around it - an endless emptiness and dust.
This happened a few million years ago, but it will come to us.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53160
 11.09.2011
He: What are you doing?
She: I eat
Is he naked?
She is: Of course! It is also delicious.)

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53159
 11.09.2011
There are still people for whom the phrase "I can, I'm a blonde" means "I can, I'm a dumb shit"?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53158
 10.09.2011
Eugene: Can you make a dish of a man’s desktop, but what would he not know?
Artem: steal from behind and look through your shoulder.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53157
 10.09.2011
She: Deiyiyim, do you have a screwdriver?
He: Yes, what is needed, cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Is it cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Fuck, do you have a screw with a cross or a strip?
She: The Cross
Glory to the eggs! Come take

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53156
 10.09.2011
He: Connect me
and feed him.
He is Kiev.
She: Go to the shelter, there I will feed you and the dog.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №53155
 10.09.2011
Google is
Please provide an answer so that it is understandable to the newcomer.
What is the difference between if else and do while?

>> the same as between constipation and dysentery

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53154
 10.09.2011
All Stalker’s Celebrations! Today, September 10, 2011, a historic event took place: the mercenary Shram on the Boloths woke up in Lebedev’s house and entered the Clean Sky!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53153
 10.09.2011
I am now a drug addict.
GasDon: Why O_O?
Don: My grandmothers didn’t get along the road.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53152
 10.09.2011
ArkDoom: There are three things that can’t be stopped: a tsunami, diarrhea, and text messages sent to the wrong address.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53151
 10.09.2011
Prepod at a lecture seeks an assistant, chooses one student and asks him:
Do you have anything but a member and a keyboard in your hands?
and yes.
You will also be able to switch slides.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53150
 10.09.2011
He accidentally poured a glass of red wine at home on the girl, immediately boiled, ran to the bathroom, threw the white shirt into the washing machine and poured everything in vanish for COLORED LINES!
Why not for white?! to
They are so colorful!!! to
I: O_o

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №53149
 10.09.2011
Fascism will not pass!! to
This will never happen in this country. He was, is and will be.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53148
 10.09.2011
As I went down the stairs, I heard a conversation between the welder (C) and the master (M).

C: I don’t need this switch here.
M: Why is it not needed?
C: Because you don’t need a nausea!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53147
 10.09.2011
xxxx: You accidentally don’t want to beat the tech block on the game I’m going to do in mid-August 2011?
YYY: You know, I’m afraid to upset you, but now it’s September 2011...

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53146
 10.09.2011
As practice has shown, if you put a cucumbers in a bowl with cherry strawberries, it acquires the taste of watermelon.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53145
 10.09.2011
I read today in the news: “6 million people in the southwestern U.S. have been left without electricity due to a mistake by an employee at a power plant in Umeå, Arizona.

First thought: Homer Simpson, as always, in his repertoire.

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