RT @taviscaron: The question about the "egg and chicken" no longer confuses anyone. And you try to answer the question "Will a Chinese machine gun shoot a Chinese armor jersey?"

Wife: What are you eating?
I: cabbage, eggs and mustard
Wife: The eggs joke is you, and I ask what you eat.

Rico: The topic is shit!! I almost gave my soul to God!! to
@RTI: Are you again drinking to the SOP?and :)
Rico is worse! I felt like the hero of the movie Alone in the Dark.
@RTI: from this place more detailed XD
Rico: I went to the toilet. arranged more comfortably.
Rico: And here as always in the community cut off the light.
Rico: Well I think it’s life, not the first time.
I hear the door knock, and then the silence.
@RTI: I understand that you have accelerated the process XD
Rico: Then not yet
@RTI: u. intrigued! thirst for the continuation of the epoch xD
Rico: The door of my cabin opens and a girl in white stands in front of me!! to
Rico: I was shouting a fucking leather ball thrown into my mouth, and I started what was at hand, and that was toilet paper.
@RTI: it is no longer one in the dark, but the call 4 gets XD
Rico: You’re here, and I’ve got this scratched ghost such a set of matts that I’ve gotten more scratched than I did.)
Rico: It turned out that Anne’s friend came and they got drunk, and Anna gave her a white nightmare.
Rico: And this fool with the spoon went to the toilet.
@RTI: You didn’t bother the girl at all?
Rico: No) He got away with a slight scare and a broken nose.
Rico: Throwing too much paper
Rico: Anya doesn’t talk to me now))

Recorded on social networks:
“Friends, please don’t shake my photos after 23:00 – I’m shaking and I can’t sleep.

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You know what shit I have at home. He was fired for two hours trying to convince himself that life is not shit.
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XXX is convinced! :D

She: I am such a fatty basin =-O No sweets, no macdakes-nothing unnecessary
There is no sex until I lose weight.
She: Just blame me.
He: What am I to blame for?? to

X: What a life! I decided for a long time, finally called the announcement of the individual, pleased that she herself decides with whom to sleep and with whom not. After half an hour talking to her on the phone, she said guys like me should start a family and be happy, not pretend that girls don’t give. She refused to sleep with me. I’m already rejecting the prostitutes.

Did you know that Wesley Snipes, who played Blade, is now in jail?
YYY: This is to remove the Darkness without problems

by Alexander:
Jesus was walking on the water.
You can walk on the strawberries.
Cucumbers are made up of 96% water.
You are Jesus at 96%.

by Paul:
And 4% in the rectum =)

and Anastasia:
Humans are 80% made up of water.
The man at 83.3% is a cucumbers.

by Alexander:
It is OK. Jesus is a cucumbers for 104.1%

and Anastasia:
That is why He walks on the water – Jesus is a superhero.

The idea that television shows what the viewer wants to see makes mankind hate.

In each profession there is something funny))) Today, once again rushing over the list of costumes for actors, I decided to share with you, if you like -I will release)) So...

Perls of costumes or viewing lists. part one.

rounds are round;
Dress with a beard below.
Jeans husband with brown locks, a scratch from behind (as the guy got, probably!) ;
A man's shirt with a tight collar.
Brown jeans with men's clothes (see, a very old man, a few clothes);
Saracen of Wives. brown cage with naked cucumbers, tricycle finish;
Women's shirt before - cooked, back - jeans;
A fat man. gray with divorces, elbows wrapped with a cap;
Gate flying mouse with stuck batch

P.S The continuation follows...
by Liza-Liza

xxx: Remember the "super" attempts of the Baltics with experiments - beer with the taste of coffee, beer with the taste of raspberries, but beer with the taste of beer they never managed to make.

Algamon: I didn’t know that Wesley Snipes had been in jail since 2010?
Voodoo 2: Damn to fuck, why? Killed Robert Pattinson?

Patriarch Kirill is the best proof of the absence of God

and x:
Salami

and x:
How to do?

and x:
Council is needed

and x:
In the nest from the worldphone, the son swung a screw. What to do?

and :
Talk to the Defender.

Review of Diablo: TheHell
The modern system of gathering experience does not climb any door at all. The situation is such that at this stage only in a few years (!) Continuous play for 8 hours a day
You can collect a collection of all (!!) Features of the 50 level!!What interest in the game can we talk about in such a hoax?

Sergey: I read Lurkmore about "Niva" :) "The Magic Block of Safeguards". What’s wrong with the guards?
Mazay: I don't know I'm working
Mazay: I have 5 rubles instead of them for three years and get started.

Wut: The wife called the stallion. I laughed. I was upset :o)

She is HELP! What to do when you want to reduce the relationship with a girlfriend, without ruining the relationship?

He licked her.

C of Habra:
kekekeks: Okay, I once noticed the glass wall of the bus stop only after I passed through it and it began to fall from me.